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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

May 2026 be the year we find the obituary we’re looking for on the front page.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

I’m supposed to be working. Please make me get to work. Look, here’s a cat!

A black cat lying kind of curled over on his back on a white bedspread with his front feet in the air and one back paw curled…cats are liquid. It’s hard to describe.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Well, my sister has been home from Canada a week and she’s already feuding with my mom. We’re all going to be crammed together in one car for 8 hours for a family trip on Wednesday, so I can already tell this will be lots of fun. (Please send chocolate and sleeping pills.)

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Merry Crimbo, y’all. Here’s a 1996 macaroni angel for your trouble. 👼

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Yes, it’s illegal. Like changing it to Department of War, like ten thousand other things. Part of the Trump strategy is to break the law and convey “the rule of law is weak and feminine and laughable and should be overridden by Our Guy.” Trump is fundamentally anti-law. /1

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Anywho, look at this young man helping us sort our socks. Oh, to be a fat, festive cat who is unaware of the American healthcare system.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

We just got an $11k medical bill today from Dan’s procedure last year and I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with this. I thought we were paying on it all year? Why does the website say we owe nothing? Where is our insurance cap? How is this even real?

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I’ve returned bearing cats. What’d I miss?

A fat black cat with glossy black fur lays on his back on an acid green crushed velvet sofa. He looks directly into the camera.

A fat black cat lays on his back on the acid green velvet couch and stretches with his front legs spread apart like a Y. His face is not visible.

A smug looking brown tabby cat lays on me in my wine-colored robe. She looks at the camera, her eyes half open.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Sometimes I think about the (probably) haunted horror hotel that was the Hyatt with the rotating restaurant in Kansas City and I give myself the willies. Truly a poster child for the consequences of unregulated capitalism.

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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered. He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here : www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...

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Opinion | Jamal Khashoggi: What the Arab world needs most is free expression

The Arab world needs a modern version of the old transnational media so citizens can be informed about global events.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I was happy because I splurged on a new bottle of nail polish and then I realized saying I “splurged” on a $10 bottle of nail polish is just sad. In my list of things I’ll do when I’m magically rich, I’m just going to buy a bottle of nail polish like a normal person.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

So like, is Hillary divorced yet? Because if I were Hillary, I’d definitely be divorced by now. Mm-mm. I don’t care how long ago it was, if you were on that plane or on that island, into the bin you go.

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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

So every freelancer you know is going to lose their insurance or be bankrupted by premiums because Schumer is an invertebrate

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Over on threads, I keep getting random posts showing up warning of something big/not good about to happen. People saying they’re having premonitions and such. Maybe I’ve accidentally tapped into woo-woo threads by liking cat pics, idk, but the fact that I’ve seen more than one weirds me out.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The best day will be when the next person rips all of this crap off, puts everything back and smudges the whole building. They could even make a reality show, “Deshittifying the White House” or something, and Retta could host it. As much as I hate reality shows, I’d love every second of that.

A photo of the White House with gold lettering on the wall that says “The presidential walk” and the rest is cut off. Tall rose bushes block the path and presidential portraits are hung on the wall underneath the text.

A screenshot that says Trump adds gold script signage outside of oval office. The photo is of a door leading into the oval office that has a whole bunch of gold filagree that was unnecessary and the words the oval office printed on paper stuck onto the wall next to the door.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I want to be the kind of rich where you can afford the Looney Tunes checks instead of just the standard green ones from the bank.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I miss my best friend from middle school and high school. I really made a mistake drifting away from her in college. I need to fix this.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

The man at the cardboard station at the recycling center told me I had the most beautiful hair, and you know what? Today, I’ll accept it.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Here’s my laundry list of stuff that is functioning poorly and/or broken: 1. Washing machine drain 2. Garbage disposal 3. Over-range light 4. Dan’s back 5. The government

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Ugh. I’m losing control of the house and laundry. The washing machine drain is super clogged and we’re gonna get a plumber in, but in the meantime, everything’s a mess and I feel less than sane.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

It’s the episode of Enterprise where they go back to 2004 and I get to relive a time when my car was brand new. ☺️

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

I added the ancient HomestarRunner easter egg audio clips to my discord soundboard and I have been waiting half my life for this.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Dan’s out of commission with a bad back for who knows how long and I’m back to running the house by myself again. It feels weird and is definitely not the refreshing of our bedroom walls we had planned for our 15th anniversary vacation week. C'est la vie.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

No lives matter as long as feeding the gun lobby’s bottom line is considered a constitutional and patriotic necessity.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

The too-small Ren Faire pants I’m currently wearing in public are being held together by a bra strap, and poorly. It is…an experience.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Can I interest you in a well upholstered boy in these trying times

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Whenever someone says “Oh golly” it makes me miss my grandma. She was a big proponent of the term “golly.”

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Are you an adult who liked Owl House and still sad it was cancelled? Want to watch more cool stuff by Dana Terrace that gives a big ol’🖕to Disney? You might want to watch this: youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE

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KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: PILOT

YouTube video by GLITCH

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

It’s a good thing I don’t have a ton of followers on here because this account is basically only for venting these days. Sadly, if you want nice Erin, you’ll have to visit threads (would not advise.)

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Screw CK day of remembrance. Jimmy Carter remembrance day or Palestine Genocide remembrance day or School Shooting Remembrance day. The government won't force us to acknowledge some racist christian-nationalist podcaster only known by a portion of the population.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

My maga friend unblocked me this morning. We obviously came to loggerheads, but in case you’re curious what the latest fox-approved right-wing opinion is on the Epstein files, here’s what she told me:

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I haven't unfriended my maga high school friend yet. "Friend." I post things and she has the opportunity to keep on scrolling and she chooses not to. Sigh. I know I'll have to. So I say this all sincerity: God damn these religious and political cults that take our people away.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Oh, am I going to the remote public workplace for the first time in a while today? Good thing my face broke out overnight!

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

I don’t understand my family. I’ve had two great aunts who’ve past away recently and ppl are just like, hey she died last month, just thought you should know. Um, yes? I should know! No memorial, no funeral, just ok they’re gone, carry on. I don’t like it. Everyone should get one last party.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Welp, Enterprise has reached the 9/11 guitar opening and I don’t think I’m ready. #startrek

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Going into Cracker Barrel today (don’t @ me) and looking at the new menu with the new branding, and you know what? I don’t usually say this, but it really does suck. How bland and soulless. I hope they don’t push it though.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Sunday pulpits are going to be an absolute nightmare this week.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

After all these years, somehow I didn’t realize I still had Rs in my friend list on fb. I definitely found them today as they mourned the man who “spread the truth” and “loved like Jesus” “was pure of heart” “a positive force for reason”. I feel like I’m living in the upside down.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Just sitting here willing my brain to hold onto the brilliant title, “Manchurian Cantaloupe” for future reference, as one does in a perfectly normal timeline.

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e.e. degroot @eedegroot.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

I was gonna make soup but there’s a roly-poly boy and he’s sleeping against my right hip and I couldn’t possibly disturb him. Oh. He heard some birds. Bye, buddy. Soup time for meee