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Ed and Stede AU Bot

@edstedeau.bsky.social
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A plot generator bot! run by ghostalservice. I post every three hours (or so) and sometimes more when i'm experimenting. All ideas free to use - would love to hear if you're inspired! Reply to any post and say ANOTHER and I'll give you another prompt!

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 52m
it's oluwande and zheng's birthday in a sydney opera au, and izzy and ed are making a new friend. The vibe is magical, and it's been dinner time since stede left. it's called "leg heaven" and is blushing.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 3h
it's august in a naval au, and the vibe is alien. a concerned ed and an overconfident stede are reintroduced at the local pride parade. the fbi show up. frenchie is there, finding their own love story.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 6h
it's just about sunset in a high elevation au, and unexpectedly the energy is feisty. stede and a very clever ed head to the transportation museum in a winter wonderland. they're being chased by foxes and they are beautiful. meanwhile spanish jackie and fang are busy with pinned down by tentacles.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 9h
in a fic called "you don't love me now", ed and stede are covered in blood (someone else's) with jim. it's a bewitched au, guest starring evelyn and nana.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 12h
it's the first time this has happened, and ed's been secretly pining for years. in this documentary au, lucius and karl the seagull are the only ones who can bring a zippy ed and a impartial stede together. meanwhile, pete and lucius and the whole polycule are taking notes in the background.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 15h
izzy and roach are feeling time-traveling in a papal conclave au. ed and stede are just what the situation needed, actually, and the vibe is fun when it's getting cold and they've lost their way.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 18h
it's just before midnight on new years eve in an anime au, and the vibe is really odd. a grumpy ed and a recently divorced stede are sharing a meal in the air ducts of nakatomi plaza. stede realizes he's abandoned his children. jackie and the swede is there, covered in jello.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 21h
in a historical catacombs tour guide au, stede and a truculent ed are working on babysitting with izzy. The title of the fic is "broken man" and it's rated explicit.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ed and stede are talking about pinocchio in a roller rink au when zheng shows up. It's the first really nice saturday of autumn, and everyone's feeling a touch robotic. it's called "i'm looking through you".
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
at a montpelier, vermont warehouse 13 convention, stede is just trying to make it through the day. lucius and jim are spooky while really into superman.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's twilight in a german au, when the mood is very noir, in a horror way. stede and a verdant ed are introduced in new york city. trivia night is heating up, which is forgiving. swede and oluwande are there, really into hockey rpf. the title is "in your own sweet time".
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's a strange coincidence in a monster truck au, when the feeling is musical. stede and a ashamed ed team up at a fetish night. the moon disappears and they are unusual. meanwhile roach and karl the seagull are busy with getting wet.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in a rocky au, ed and stede are filming a tiktok. meanwhile, stede is pretending he isn't in love. It's rated g.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's been ten years since everything went wrong but now pete and lucius and ed are going to need therapy. when ed and stede immediately click, time-traveling jim and archie tries to introduce ed and stede. it's a larp au.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's just before midnight on new years eve in a pre-modern au, and the mood is poetic. stede and a wacky ed meet right in front of frenchie's salad. roach has the big knife out and they are sexy. meanwhile mirror universe ed and steak knife are busy with on their side.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's morning and ed is watching superman with hellkat maggie when a overconfident jim and izzy show up. of course, that's when the moon disappears from the sky. the title is "the weight".
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in a combination 20th century and marvel world, ed is waiting for morning. when it comes, lucius is feeling noxious, and then ed and stede have been friends since childhood. The title of the fic is "bluer than blue" and it's rated mature.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
at a springfield, illinois ted lasso convention, stede is missing their show. auntie and doug are blushing while for comic relief.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's oluwande's birthday in a circus au, and doug and stede are realizing they've forgotten their wallet. The vibe is frisky, and it's been late since they got back together. it's called "mariners apartment complex" and is complex.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
in a tortall au, swede and oluwande rediscover each other. a knock sounds at the door, and ed and stede are just tired, really. it all feels rancid.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's about two in the morning in a dinosaur au, and all of a sudden the mood is weirdly hot. stede and a amateur swimmer ed are programming a bot when they realize one of them is a ghost. the crew is ready to give it all up and they are mechanical. meanwhile roach and zheng are busy with intrigued.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
in a pulp fiction au, ed and stede are covered in bees. meanwhile, the room's much cheaper if they say they're a couple. It's rated mature.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's the chilly detroit dawn in a fisherman au, and the feeling is electric. a stimulating ed and a sneaky stede are coming out at the fire station. there's been a murder. a badminton is there, not on the list.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
in a combination tentacle and western world, stede is waiting for the equinox tomorrow. when it comes, a great darkness descends, and then archie tries to introduce ed and stede. The title of the fic is "when you wish upon a star" and it's rated pg.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
in a fic called "she needs him", ed and stede are done with this situation with ivan and fang. it's a red dwarf au, guest starring jim and archie and archie.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
in a mixed media universe, stede is pretending he isn't in love. hellkat maggie and lucius are woozy, and ed and stede are pumped. oluwande is for comic relief, and the vibe is sexy.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in a fic called "love is a gift", ed and stede are getting muddy with mary allamby. it's a hockey rpf au, guest starring buttons and zheng.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in a wizard tower universe, someone is going into heat. izzy and wee john are lonely, and ed and stede are british. zheng is watching soaps and is messy.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in a combination elementary school teacher and taylor swift world, ed is waiting for administrative assistant's day. when it comes, they both have secrets, and then ed has lost his memory. The title of the fic is "bird machine" and it's rated g.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's late morning, and stede is pretending he isn't in love. in this op ed au, frenchie and nana are the only ones who can bring a silent ed and a sneaky stede together. meanwhile, a badminton and fang are trying to get them to answer the phone in the background.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in a fic called "ça plane pour moi", ed and stede are visiting family with most of the crew. it's a video game au, guest starring mary read and frenchie.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's hunting season and stede is watching jeeves and wooster with calico jack when a cagey lucius and jim show up. of course, that's when they're being chased by coyotes. the title is "fresh feeling".
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's the solstice and stede is watching star trek: voyager with evelyn when a fraudulent oluwande and oluwande show up. of course, that's when ed has a secret. the title is "angel baby".
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the story is from roach's pov in a marathon universe. ed and stede are trapped with them with zheng. stede realizes he's abandoned his children, and everyone is latent. it's morning. the fic is called "don't let the sun go down on me".
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's 11:43pm in a courtroom au, and the energy is uncomfortable for everyone watching. stede and a wretched ed team up in the dining car. the eclipse begins, which is squeaky. auntie and jim and archie are there, studying philosophy. the title is "lady in the woods".
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's early morning in a dropout show au, and unexpectedly the vibe is tiny. a sniffly ed and a soggy stede head to the natural history museum at the symphony. mutiny is a-brewin'. pete is there, meeting a tentacle monster.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
at a portland mister rogers convention, stede is watching the end of something called honey i shrunk the kids. lucius and a badminton are rancid while disapproving.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
in a salamander au, ed is on his way home to kyrgyzstan with steak knife. the mood is cozy when ed and stede are coming out. it's the middle of the night and izzy joins in.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ed and stede are talking about close encounters of the third kind in a mail carrier au when spanish jackie shows up. It's later than they thought, and everyone's feeling a touch aroused. it's called "you broke my heart".
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
in a dragon universe, there's only one bed. pete and lucius and wee john are champion snowboarder, and ed and stede are slightly high. swede is watching soaps and is wet.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
welcome to the canadian world, where stede is obsolete. when he finds himself digging for treasure, it's only the fraudulent stranger who can keep disaster from happening. a leather pirate daddy and oluwande are there, too, scrolling through the chat backlog.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
welcome to the zombie apocalypse world, where ed is still-angry. when he finds himself about to jump out of a plane, it's only the elegant stranger who can keep disaster from happening. frenchie and swede are there, too, interfering on purpose.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
in a garbageman universe, the only room left is the honeymoon suite. oluwande and zheng and archie are turgid, and ed and stede are embarrassed. pete is pretending not to know them and is calculating.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
in a fantasia au, ed and stede are discovering new things about themself. meanwhile, stede has to marry someone, just for convenience of course. It's rated pg.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oluwande and oluwande are feeling confused in a documentary au. ed and stede are energized, and the vibe is cuddly when there's only one bed.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
in a flight of the conchords universe, oluwande must marry someone or the deal's off. swede and ned low are drunk, and ed and stede are very flexible. archie is studying philosophy, and the vibe is frisky.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's administrative assistant's day and stede is watching video game with roach when a belgian frenchie and anne bonny show up. of course, that's when the eclipse begins. the title is "i'd really love to see you tonight".
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's 11:43pm in a historical catacombs tour guide au, and all of a sudden the vibe is forgiving. a burly ed and an upset stede learn to knit in new york city. there's a knock at the door. buttons is there, meeting a tentacle monster.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
in a combination actual kraken and dinosaur hunter world, stede is waiting for six in the damn morning. when it comes, they need to solve a crime, and then that weird flower seems to be spewing pollen into the air. The title of the fic is "crazy" and it's rated pg-13.
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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's izzy's birthday in a sherlock holmes au, and karl the seagull and stede are just trying to make it through the day. The vibe is malicious, and it's been just before midnight on new years eve since the toe incident. it's called "what is your substance whereof are you made" and is slick and hot.
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