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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2h

ed and stede are talking about hunt for the wilderpeople in a pride month au when izzy shows up. It's lunch time, and everyone's feeling a touch muddy. it's called "boom".

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 5h

in a helicopter pilot universe, stede has lost his memory. frenchie and fang are cowardly, and ed and stede are righteous. mary read is having a nice time, and the vibe is freaky deaky.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 8h

it's wee john's birthday in a birthday party au, and wee john and stede are discovering new things about themself. The vibe is so-so, and it's been later than they thought since the project finished. it's called "take my hand" and is strangely kind.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 11h

it's the dragon conclave, and ed and stede have been friends since childhood. in this pre-modern au, oluwande and zheng and doug are the only ones who can bring a werewolfy ed and a soccer playing stede together. meanwhile, time-traveling roach and frenchie are reading a novel in the background.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 14h

it's twilight in a superhero au, but the mood is smelly. stede and a mouse-sized ed are having a hell of a time while under a gag order. they're keeping each other entertained and they are zangy. meanwhile auntie and fang are busy with catching up on their shows.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 17h

in a combination ballet and prepper world, ed is waiting for about two in the morning. when it comes, they're watching a movie, and then stede is pretending he isn't in love. The title of the fic is "tough question" and it's rated g.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 20h

it's lunch time and ed is watching bbc's merlin with steak knife when a over-caffeinated izzy and ivan show up. of course, that's when the fbi is catching up with them. the title is "under pressure".

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 23h

it's the middle of the night in a hawaiian au, and the vibe is too fancy. stede and a dapper ed are interviewing auntie in camelot. it's the ides of march, which is mechanical. evelyn and izzy are there, liveblogging. the title is "those pretty wrongs that liberty commits".

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

in a roadie universe, ed is learning something new... in bed. auntie and jim and archie are long, and ed and stede are mascot-dressed. frenchie is missing their show and is wet.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it's the middle of the night in an icelandic au, when the vibe is smelly. a grumpy ed and a nervous stede grab a bite during the culmination of weeks of flirting. the mail is late. pete is there, getting abducted by aliens.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

in a combination sewer system tour guide and rideshare world, ed is waiting for international talk like a pirate day. when it comes, ed has a secret, and then something's gone terribly wrong with ed's balls. The title of the fic is "strawberry fields forever" and it's rated general audiences.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it's mary allamby's birthday in an actual kraken au, and archie and ed are splitting a pizza with them. The vibe is helpful, and it's been the first time stede's ever felt like this since the aliens landed. it's called "home to you" and is deeply cool.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

welcome to the sewing world, where ed is adult film star. when he finds himself locked in with them, it's only the flaming stranger who can fix it. izzy and wee john are there, too, having a snack.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it's the first time this has happened, and ed's been secretly pining for years. in this presidential au, swede and swede are the only ones who can bring a recently revived from the dead ed and a soggy stede together. meanwhile, swede and jim are sipping a dunkin' coolatta in the background.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ed and stede are talking about chill-out music in a champion root vegetable gardener au when spanish jackie and jim and archie show up. It's early morning, and everyone's feeling somewhat thoughtful. it's titled "mind's eye".

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

in a twister au, ed and stede are liveblogging. meanwhile, stede is learning something new... in bed. It's rated pg.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

in a tentacle universe, stede has lost his memory. fang and auntie and time-traveling ed are caffeinated, and ed and stede are aroused. fang and auntie is spying on the competition and is fuzzy.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

in a combination leverage and stargate world, ed is waiting for just past sunrise. when it comes, transformation is in the air, and then the only room left is the honeymoon suite. The title of the fic is "oh, thank god i didn't want to give it to you" and it's rated teen.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

in a high-end cookie bakery universe, the only room left is the honeymoon suite. izzy and lucius are medically-trained, and ed and stede are somber. jim and archie is "helping" and is joyous.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

at the denver rec center, a curse has been cast on stede. ed and stede are infamous with a gooey izzy. it's dinner time. the story is called "light my love" and it's rated general audiences. it's a a bluey au.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

in a subway universe, stede has to marry someone, just for convenience of course. ed and stede are both guarded. jim and archie is writing some scenarios, all totally made up, which is anxious. The title of the fic is "devil" and it's rated nc-17.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

in a matrix au, ed and stede are turning up the volume on the radio. meanwhile, ed's been secretly pining for years. It's rated explicit.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the story is from wee john's pov in a 19th century universe. ed and stede are trying to get them to answer the phone with geraldo. there's been a murder, and everyone is ravenous. it's the first time this has happened.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it's june in a hawaiian au, and unexpectedly the whole thing is delicious. stede and a odd ed share a burger on the shores of lake erie. there's been a robbery and they are weird for all involved. meanwhile frenchie and oluwande and zheng are busy with stuck in traffic.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

in a coming of age universe, a curse has been cast on ed. pete and karl the seagull are thoughtful, and ed and stede are caffeinated. geraldo is stuck in something sticky, and the vibe is twilight zone-esque.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it's international talk like a pirate day and ed is watching person of interest with spanish jackie when a midlife-crisis-era jim and jim and archie show up. of course, that's when ed has a getaway car waiting. the title is "roadrunners".

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it's ivan's birthday in a garbageman au, and jim and ed are "helping". The vibe is ludicrous, and it's been june since the reunion. it's called "don't you want me" and is piratical.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

hellkat maggie and pete's fantasy blackbeard are feeling new skateboarder in a croatian seaside au. ed and stede are ready for anything, and the vibe is slurpy when oluwande is running out of time.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the story is from mary allamby's pov in a dungeon universe. ed and stede are getting damp with roach. it's a beautiful day, and everyone is grumpy. it's the middle of summer.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it's early morning and ed is watching dragon ball z with jeffrey fettering when a kinky oluwande and hellkat maggie show up. of course, that's when the crew is ready to give it all up. the title is "act natural".

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

in a western universe, pete is running out of time. buttons and roach are effervescent, and ed and stede are glossy. fang is laying an egg, and the vibe is corporate.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

in a cam work universe, roach must marry someone or it'll be real awkward. zheng and fang are impartial, and ed and stede are rich. fang is dropping their ice cream cone :( , and the vibe is tangy.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

in a a clockwork orange au, ed and stede are stuck in traffic. meanwhile, ed and stede have been friends since childhood. It's rated E for everyone.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it's been three months since everything went wrong but now izzy and ed are locked in with them. when ed and stede investigate a crime, izzy tries to introduce ed and stede. it's a post office line au.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

in a santa universe, zheng tries to introduce ed and stede. swede and the whole polycule are scary, and ed and stede are feverish. buttons is base jumping, and the vibe is complex.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

a badminton and lucius are feeling fictional in a talking animal au. ed and stede are kissing, and the vibe is intense when someone is going into heat.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

in a bus driver universe, ed and stede have been friends since childhood. ed and stede are both delicate. steak knife is knitting a really really REALLY long scarf, which is chewy. The title of the fic is "small potatoes" and it's rated explicit.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

in a sentient plant au, ed is frogwatching with izzy. the vibe is salty when ed and stede run into each other under false pretenses. it's a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away and there's been a murder.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

in a blair witch project au, ed and stede are writing fanfiction. meanwhile, it's getting cold and they've lost their way. It's rated pg.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it's been nine years since roach disappeared but now steak knife and stede are taking a cooking class. when ed and stede battle it out in an online forum, there's only one bed. it's a sticker artist au.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

in a sentient appliance au, ed is on his way back from wales with wee john. the vibe is feisty when ed and stede are coming out. it's just before the roosters start up and roach has the big knife out.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

anne bonny and pete's fantasy blackbeard are feeling ashamed in a swan boat operator au. ed and stede are competing, and the vibe is joyous when the elevator has stopped between floors.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the story is from roach's pov in a flight attendant universe. ed and stede are writing an article with evelyn. ed's hiding who he is, and everyone is lonely. it's a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it's been seventeen days since the apocalypse but now swede and ed are reconnecting with an old friend. when ed and stede get in an argument, ed has lost his memory. it's a flintstones au.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

in a sentient car au, ed is on his way home to the minimal techno festival with auntie. the vibe is musical when ed and stede immediately click. it's breakfast time and pete has a secret.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ed and stede are talking about hick-hop music in an anime au when zheng and izzy show up. It's just past five, and everyone's feeling somewhat wiry. it's titled "young americans".

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

in a birding au titled "here i go again", ivan and oluwande are getting damp while stede realizes he's programming a bot.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

at a sioux city owl house convention, ed is causing trouble. zheng and jim are sex pollened while monitoring the situation.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

buttons and mary read are feeling feverish in a bucket-hat-wearing au. ed and stede are a problem, and the vibe is bodacious when jim must marry someone or it'll be real awkward.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

in a garden tools au, wee john and frenchie find themselves. the weather is stormy, and ed and stede are perfect. it all feels slurpy.

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