Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 21/09/2024Damn, some of you really did “that” on this app, huh? I forgot how everyone rushed on to this app to release their freak and then immediately went back to Threads. 😂 010
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 21/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,795,499! 000
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 21/03/2024If we smash on the first date, does that mean we’re both for the streets? 😔 010
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 20/03/2024Does she really think you’re funny, or does she just wanna bounce on your peen? 😔 000
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 09/03/2024You get a pass because it’s international women’s day, but normally i’d be heartbroken 😔 000
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 05/03/2024Im so sad, they only have sizes 4 and 5 for men. Im a size 10 😔. Hope it’s not limited edition 000
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 05/03/2024Yeah you missed the initial hype. It was straight up coochie and titty on here until people quickly realized you can still get banned on here for that. It’s just way more lenient. 120
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 05/03/2024That’s so cool! Let me get a link 👀. I saw some Kakashi and Naruto themed crocs on IG but i’m nit sure they were real. I do kinda want to buy some crocs 000
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 05/03/2024Crazy how we complain about this exact thing when X users flock to Threads lol. Now we’re the pests 😈 220
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 05/03/2024Ain’t it crazy the the Blue Sky users are probably complaining about the Threaders flocking to Blue Sky while Threads is down? In the same fashion we complain about X users flocking to Threads when X goes down. 🤔 020
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 05/03/2024Whaaaat? What if I told you my name was short for erectile dysfunction? 🫣 010
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 05/03/2024This can be one of your other personality’s playground. Motivational Peyti exists on Blue Sky, and murderous Peyti is for Threads. 😁 110
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 05/03/2024To all of those who have wronged me, I hope your pillow stays warm on both sides! 😡 140
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 05/03/2024I see you decided to make a blue sky account while Threads is down. 😁 100
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 26/02/2024I must have erectile dysfunction the way I be giving no fucks. 020
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 21/02/2024What’s your favorite snack to eat while showering? Mine is corn on the cob because it steams itself as you eat it. Also, you can scrub with the cob when you’re done eating it. 000
Reposted by Ed Porti༺ִ𝔇𝔢𝔟 𝔇𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔪𝔢༻ @crybbcancer.bsky.social · 21/02/2024call me moses the way i’m about to part the red sea 051
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 21/02/2024Men be like: “Yeah, i’d bleed for my country.” Then act like pussies when they see blood coming from a girl’s pussy. 160
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 19/02/2024Me trying to make small talk with strangers: “So, what keeps you up at night?” 👁️👄👁️ 110
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 19/02/2024What’s the equivalent of Thriends on here? 🤔 Good morning BlueBallers! ☀️ 130
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 18/02/2024You’re girl isn’t expensive. You’re just not making enough to treat her for what she’s worth. 000
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 18/02/2024I took a nap was so fat it feels like I died during it. 😌 010
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 18/02/2024What’s the equivalent of “real” on bluesky? I want to be obnoxious. 👀 191
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 18/02/2024Im just here for the bit. Im still gonna use threads mainly 010
