Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 21/09/2024Damn, some of you really did “that” on this app, huh? I forgot how everyone rushed on to this app to release their freak and then immediately went back to Threads. 😂 010
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 21/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,795,499! 000
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 21/03/2024If we smash on the first date, does that mean we’re both for the streets? 😔 010
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 20/03/2024Does she really think you’re funny, or does she just wanna bounce on your peen? 😔 000
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 05/03/2024Ain’t it crazy the the Blue Sky users are probably complaining about the Threaders flocking to Blue Sky while Threads is down? In the same fashion we complain about X users flocking to Threads when X goes down. 🤔 020
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 05/03/2024To all of those who have wronged me, I hope your pillow stays warm on both sides! 😡 140
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 26/02/2024I must have erectile dysfunction the way I be giving no fucks. 020
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 21/02/2024What’s your favorite snack to eat while showering? Mine is corn on the cob because it steams itself as you eat it. Also, you can scrub with the cob when you’re done eating it. 000
Reposted by Ed Porti༺ִ𝔇𝔢𝔟 𝔇𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔪𝔢༻ @crybbcancer.bsky.social · 21/02/2024call me moses the way i’m about to part the red sea 051
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 21/02/2024Men be like: “Yeah, i’d bleed for my country.” Then act like pussies when they see blood coming from a girl’s pussy. 160
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 19/02/2024Me trying to make small talk with strangers: “So, what keeps you up at night?” 👁️👄👁️ 110
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 19/02/2024What’s the equivalent of Thriends on here? 🤔 Good morning BlueBallers! ☀️ 130
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 18/02/2024You’re girl isn’t expensive. You’re just not making enough to treat her for what she’s worth. 000
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 18/02/2024I took a nap was so fat it feels like I died during it. 😌 010
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 18/02/2024What’s the equivalent of “real” on bluesky? I want to be obnoxious. 👀 191
Reposted by Ed Porti4nx13tz @4nx13tz.bsky.social · 18/02/2024to think.. i held in my farts for him 😞 3163
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 18/02/2024Maybe we all switched to Blue Sky because we crave a different kind if dopamine. We were building a tolerance to that Threads dopamine. 010
Reposted by Ed Porti4nx13tz @4nx13tz.bsky.social · 18/02/2024a little sounding action? 😌 scrumptious show us 331
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 18/02/2024I can’t wait to steal banger posts from Threads and Twitter, and pretend they’re my own! 😈 130
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 18/02/2024At 150 followers I’ll post earhole. And i mean DEEP earhole. 241
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 17/02/2024I could have been celebrating Mardi Gras in New Orleans this week, instead im spending my weekend on a nuclear submarine. 😔 010
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 17/02/2024What if Blue Sky except people have actually heard of it, and nobody calls it by its actual name? 🤯 170
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 17/02/2024I think im gonna ditch you all for that Threads app everyone keeps talking about. Everything sounds horny and depraved over there. 👀 370
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 17/02/2024What if Blue Sky except it was depressed and horny all the time, but also owned by Meta? 🤯 150
Reposted by Ed Portisavageknees @savageknees.bsky.social · 17/02/2024ugh............ how old are you edwin? don't answer that. *points gun in your face* empty your pockets 131
Reposted by Ed Portisavageknees @savageknees.bsky.social · 17/02/2024i'm just here to make the hoes cry, and clutch their pearls 1389
Reposted by Ed Portibat⋆˚꩜.ᐟ @gotbatmiilk.bsky.social · 17/02/2024everytime a threads user joins bsky an angel squirts 🫶🏻 56216
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 17/02/2024New platform, new collection of wives. I wonder if my Threads wives know about my X wives and my Blue Sky wives. 👀 440
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 17/02/2024I have so many twitter clones now that I actually had to make a linktree account. Now, who knows what you might see once you click on my linktree. Maybe you’ll see one of those spicy links! (My cashapp) 🥵 000
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 17/02/2024I feel like a Threads refugee huddled around a few of my fellow Threaders on here 😂. 240
Reposted by Ed Portibat⋆˚꩜.ᐟ @gotbatmiilk.bsky.social · 17/02/2024the moderation tools are gonna make me bust 😩 I love having sm control 3263
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 17/02/2024I really hope I don’t get banned from here like i did on Twitter, literally 2 hours after making an account. 😭 110
Ed Porti @edporti.bsky.social · 17/02/2024Another Twitter clone! Can’t wait to find out what unique quirks this one has. Twitter: Overly Sensitive Threads: Depressed and Horny Blue Sky: ??? 020
