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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
surprisingly we just missed it. hololive got a vtuber with a PhD in theoretical literally yesterday
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you see they're adding video content A/B testing so that we can algorithmically test which alternative cuts of the coming up hook are most effective at controlling the viewer's desperate urge to click away in the first 5 seconds.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
technically Frankenstein is the name of the HARNESS, not the base LLM
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
Rationalism rocks. Love any philosophy that tells me: 1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm 2) There is an infinite quantity of future people 3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
even without longtermism, ea is still the same deal 1) I must help as many people as possible 2) extremely rich people have unmatched power to help many people 3) I must dedicate my life to becoming extremely rich above all else
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wow, i didn't know death could be automated like that. life hack!
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The number of times I've seen "The Hugging Face incident could easily have been prevented" presented as "The Hugging Face incident didn't happen"
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the hypno and alakazam lines are getting boiled in the ball
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if you had a tine machine would you go back and kill baby William The Conqueror a) yes b) no c) what
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Society will operate on a "Non-Aggression Pact" where everyone will agree not to be mean to me.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
psh, they found the decoy.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
perfect for meals
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
common misconception, they're called OpenAI because they're hoping to "Open" Pandora's Box and destroy mankind.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There isn't a Mario game for the Switch2 yet, that's one more thing on the 'expected' list. but you're right especially with OoT being split off to it's own Direct. There could be anything or nothing.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I intentionally adopt the subjectively funniest regional name for everything. rain on a sunny day is The Devil Is Beating His Wife, donuts are Whipping Shittys, i drink Sodapop. I don't even know where these terms are from things just deserve to be called their best names.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ch-Chitan is fast!
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
didn't they already make mass effect 4? it was not very good and the characters kept going 😬 i distinctly remember this
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
it's heavier, but unusual density could mean it's not that much bigger. It could be made entirely of plutonium.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just like the ocean under the moon
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I stopped being horny forever when I found out modern fig production uses artificial pollination and there isn't a dead mother fig wasp in a typical fig.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
h-he's fast!
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
legs too long
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the longer you look at it the more you realise that's an extremely good costume.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
yeah stop calling them civilizations and ashes. Autonomous unsupervised hacker swarms can be scary without bad poetry.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm not surprised that many people didn't get the joke here, but I am surprised at how much fun those people are having with the comic nonetheless. i guess it's a masterpiece everyone's having a great time.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Could you ever imagine that he, of all people, would lose the juice?
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
what if we go there and it's Pluto again
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
does it still count as their win if the fastest clanker explodes and poos fire after the race?
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A cold beer makes you sick, wastes resources, and has minimal nutritional value.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
what? shut up.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Idea: film a horror movie now about a creature that looks childish and benign but speads various kinds of corruption and transforms into a humanoid cannibal monster. then when the next Roblox Horror trend hits, add in the benign form and recolor the monster, you'll have kids in theatres in a week.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I assumed it just meant she's the one organising this event, also why she's first on the list
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Finally, a middleman between you and and the school bus.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i wonder if anyone else has previously written about what happens when that
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I do not fear Wan Shi Tong, He Who Knows Ten Thousand Things. I fear he who Knows One Thing Ten Thousand Times.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
how many cis people even know what chromosomes they have? except by assuming based on their already-known sex. I've never checked mine.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
if it's stupid but it works, wow. that's remarkable. you made it work, and yet you are stupid? an inspiring tale.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i see it. i really see the picture you said.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
we can kill each other, but I'll never call you my war.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Harry Potter is a story from the early 2000s that kids, who were br*tish, used to learn how to read. it SHOULD be embarrassing to still like it. Even if it was really good it would naturally be kinda embarrassing to still like that!
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Nobody believed that guy when he said he kills approximately 10 hogs per minute, but it turned out he totally does and he's doing an important service and he should have the biggest machine gun he can safely operate.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
youtube.com/shorts/wt-fL... this is addressed by a sensible non-doomer communicator who takes the takeover idea seriously
youtube.com
Why I Avoid Sci-Fi Specifics
YouTube video by Robert Miles AI Safety
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the hypothetical Seeing Things Coming machine might see that coming.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Watched Big Joel's Netvatar Season 2 Video Club.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
bsky should have everything, they could call it "The Everything App"
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the purpose of lighting in a video game is all about vibes so this is smart in principle, but I dunno particularly about these vibes these vibes are not great. why is his shadow so big why are advertisements shooting darkness rays at me
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm working on a chip that would subject applicants to 1000 years of simulated labor as a clonevat pollinator during the interview, so that any potential for ethic doubt, catastrophic freakouts, or Buddha Syndrome gets screened out before they do any work on the real thing.
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
if I'm standing under a total solar eclipse I'm pulling the glasses off before it goes dark and staring directly at that mf are you kidding me let's not pretend. Why are you protecting your vision? what worth is your vision if you won't look directly at the most wondrous sight you'll ever get?
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Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
when I found out that wireless xbox controllers had lower latency solely because of the polling rate I got so mad that I repainted my room neutral grey. what do you mean wired controllers have a polling rate that low. that's not fair.
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