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Becky 🎃

@editrixbecks.bsky.social
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Sadder but wiser girl Advocates dirty books She/Her Des Moines, IA

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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A good boy who peed all over the couch because he has a UTI
Medium fawn Chihuahua mix dog in a green harness with red leash. He's sitting on a bench and looks so happy
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes Aldi has these and I stock up.
A box of garlic cubes, a box of ginger cubes and a box of basil cubes
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I miss her so much
A tiny red toy poodle in a box with a bouquet of flowers
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm having such a lovely day. It's gently raining, there is a tuna noodle casserole in the oven, and I got all the pets to watch TV.
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Frankie sits in our front window and barks at so many things but today he was SILENT as our food was delivered. The woman even commented, "That's a good dog! He didn't bark at me at all!" I am BEAMING with pride
A photo of a medium fawn Chihuahua mix sitting on a cushion on a ledge by a window .The photo is taken from outside, looking into the window. He looks serious and stoic
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yep
4 panel screenshot of a conversation between 2 characters on the show Corporate.
"I'm so tired. I wish I could be asleep all the time."

"You just described death."

"Yeah, I guess I want to be dead."

"I can't wait to die. Sounds so relaxing."
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've taken advantage of this the last couple of years. Popcorn for days! Make yourself sick on popcorn! 🍿
Promo for Cinemark Bring Your Own Bucket Popcorn Day
$5 plus tax
 Sunday September 6, 2026
Anything can be a bucket 
Up to 400 oz
No movie ticket required 
Bring your clean container 
One day only
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every time I see that photo of a certain couch-fucker's mother as I scroll thru my timeline I do a double take, thinking it's Fourvel
Bobby Moynihan as Fourvel sitting on the couch on the Comedy Bang Bang show. He is wearing dark overalls and a white shirt and a newsie cap
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Luna sends you a slow blink
An orange cat on a bed. She's half sitting/half laying down. She looks annoyed that I have disturbed her to take a photo
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Frankie sez you're too pretty to be sad
A medium fawn dog on his back. It's a closeup of his face and he has one eye open, one eye closed and you can see 1 of his canine teethA medium fawn Chihuahua mix on a grey couch. He is laying in a strange position with back legs up by his face and front legs outstretched. He has a fluffy butt
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Screengrab from Walk Hard. Dewey Cox's parents are watching him perform. His dad says "Wrong kid died, god dammit." I have edited kid to read octogenarian instead.
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gorgeous pup I similarly admire the hair on Frankie's chest
A medium dog's neck and chest. His hair is golden with some dark tips with white patches
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nope. Wrong shape.
A tall rectangle shaped plastic bottle with a blue label that reads W 100% acetone nail polish remover
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Brainstorming casseroles I could elevate with these bad boys
A bag of Trader Joe's Garlic Butter Irish potato chips
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mother I am simply too cool to smile for this picture. Now make sure you can see that all 3 of us are wearing Hard Rock Cafe shirts.
A photo from the early 90s. My brother, age 11, me, age 14 and my friend Jodi, age 14 are standing in front of the sign for The Sears Tower. Our hair and giant bangs are blowing in the wind and getting in our faces. We are sullen teenagers and wouldn't smile for the photo. All 3 of us are wearing Hard Rock Cafe tshirts
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I love the little tail swirl right as he reaches peak air
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Reminds me of this gem from Olde Twitter
Screenshot of a DM someone got asking "Can you handle a big dick?"
Person responded "Yes I am not an idiot"
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I saw these the other day and did not get them and now I can think of nothing else.
A box of Aiko Crispy Drumsticks Shaped ice cream treats. It really looks like a fried chicken drumstick. A close up of the treat shows the vanilla ice cream inside the crispy coating and says "Vanilla is not spicy"
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Dink is very funny and you don't need to get off the couch for a snack.
Sweetie pie Sean Clements in The Dink. He is wearing a sweater and a cowboy hat
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you make a fun shirt, I will leave you a fun review. I have never seen cob spelled with 2 Bs before and now I'm wondering if I accidentally bought a shirt about a sex thing I've never heard of 🙈🙉
A picture of a 5 star T-shirt review on Etsy. It includes a photo of me in a yellow shirt that says Cobb Snob and there is a picture of an ear of corn on it. My review reads I love my new Cobb Snob shirt. It makes me feel sexy and powerful and nobody will dare come at me with subpar cobb.
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just for you...newest Conan podcast
Screenshot of the description for the newest Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend Podcast. The title is Knife Porn and the description reads Conan talks to blade smith Josh from Liverpool, NY about how to craft the perfect knife
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
That reminds me of one of my favorite moments from his TBS show. He visited Japan and got an etiquette lesson
Conan O'Brien asks a Japanese woman "Why am I not your type, what's wrong?"The Japanese woman says to Conan "Face."
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Computer bug
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Looked over my shoulder to merge and noticed I had a little stowaway on board
The silhouette of a small praying mantis on top of a head rest in a car.
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Frankie uses my boobs as a meditation pillow. Look at the zen 🧘
A small fawn Chihuahua mix sitting on my chest. His eyes are closed and he looks totally blissed out
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My brother's dog Barbara aka "The Bone Collector"
An adorable little black and white dog on a grey couch surrounded by bones and rawhide chews
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My dad made a small batch this year
A giant bowl full of homemade pimento cheese.
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fireworks in the neighborhood are a bit much this year. The pets are handling it pretty well 🙏
A photo of a dog and cat with their heads peeking out a curtain. The photo is taken from behind so we just see their rear ends
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy birthday, America. Sorry your party sucks.
Blurry close up of Laszlo, a black cat. He is making a"derp" face 
He just smelled something and had to open his mouth to get a full taste of it
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It was SO good! I had to go right from my shift at the stool factory... (It was way too fucking hot to wear this jumpsuit but it's called commitment to the bit.) Loved sitting with 3 of my favorite people, including @therachel.bsky.social and @emmeline.northsky.social and quoting along together
Becky in a black denim jumpsuit. She is holding a small grey stool with wooden legs
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
He really enjoyed his 15 minutes. There's no living with him now.
A small fawn Chihuahua sitting in the front seat of a car. He is in a black harness and a purple leash. I have  crudely drawn sunglasses on his face
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Laszlo and Frankie (and I) say good luck and you got this!
A black cat laying on his back on the floor, his belly to the sky.A small fawn Chihuahua mix lays on his side, limbs akimbo, on a grey couch
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is the brisket in question. It's pretty small and he didn't eat much of it... mostly managed to tear some bark off and when I found him, he was licking it like a lollipop
A small beef brisket in aluminum foil
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Heard a load "thud" in the kitchen and didn't immediately investigate, thinking he was chasing a cat or playing with a bug. Nope, he'd snatched a whole brisket off the counter and was having the best day of his life.
Frankie, a small fawn Chihuahua mix dog laying on the floor looking guilty? Proud?
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Boomer moms, go ahead and call it a day. One of your own has achieved Peak Mom Text
Screenshot of a text from my mom. It reads
"A friend was using an app called Next Door and had a creepy thing happen. She's telling everyone to delete it if they have it."
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I know someone else who may want to help
A screenshot of Seinfeld. Kramer is saying "And with Darrin's help, we'll get that chicken."
I crossed out the Darrin's and replaced it with Reggie's
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Was online shopping for some linen pants, saw a pair I thought were cute, clicked on them and the description read, "grandma comfort."
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Highly recommend snuggling with some baby goats to boost your mood
Selfie of me, a middle aged white woman, holding a tan baby goat who is nuzzling under my chinPicture of me, a middle aged white woman, smiling while I hold a white baby goat with brown markings Selfie of me taken from below. There is a brown and white baby goat sitting on my lap and looking into the camera
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You rn
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
@omgitsemilyward.bsky.social is the best! She got all these bracelets to me just in time so I can wear them on Monday for the #CBBLive #GroundBeefing show in Kansas City! Using the colors of the Italian flag for the "My Goomah" one is *chef's kiss*
Multicolored beaded bracelets hanging on a yellow rack. They read Da Fuq, Ya Gotta Laugh, Bruba Go Do, Heynong Man, My Goomah and Ground Beefing
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A white man with glasses (Andy Daly as Forest McNeil in "Review")sits in a booth at a diner. In front of him is a plate of half-eaten pancakes. The man has his eyes closed and looks miserable. He is questioning his life choices, which includes agreeing to eat 15 pancakes for his television show.
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Call Fred Guinness. I'm the first person to make a good first pancake.
A perfectly golden pancake on a green plate
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
OMG Look at the end of the ai overview of the apple streusel scene in Inglorious Basterds. "If you want to recreate the tension (and the delicious dessert)" NO.
A screenshot of a google ai overview response. It reads: 
By commanding her to eat the decadent, dairy-topped pastry, Landa might be psychologically prodding her to see how she reacts to the veiled test.

Polite Sadism: The entire scene

highlights Landa's frightening ability to mask his ruthless nature and his probable knowledge of her true identity behind extreme politeness and

hospitality. 

If you want to recreate the tension (and the delicious dessert) in your own kitchen, a detailed baking and assembly process is required.
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
May Nineteen + Comedy Bang Bang = The beginning of a lifelong friendship with @therachel.bsky.social
Rachel and Becky, 2 white women, standing in front of a marquee that reads First Avenue Presents Comedy Bang! Bang! May 19 8PM
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Laszlo!!
Black cat in a fuzzy green box on a cat tree. He is excessively handsome.
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Sarah, I wish there was sound! I think this little potato was doing a big howl earlier 🥺
A black sled dog puppy sitting outside a wooden dog house with his nose in the air
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Tube time!
5 sled dog puppies in a large enclosure. 3 of them are lounging while 2 of them are playing with their heads inside a short length of PVC pipe. All the puppies are mostly black but one is white with black spots and has a cute tummy 5 sled dog puppies in a large enclosure. 3 of the dogs are just chilling 
 2 dogs are playing inside a short PVC pipe. One has its butt out, one has its head out so it looks like one extra long puppy
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
What quote from a movie can you hear perfectly inside your head? 🖤
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
All they care about are treats and snoozin
2 sleeping dogs. Frankie is a fawn Chihuahua mix on an orange loveseat. His head is on a grey pillow. Otis is a white cavachon lounging in a grey dog bed on the floor
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Becky 🎃 @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I (48) love my Rosie Reader color-changing "mood" pencil
An orange pencil that says I'm a Rosie Reader
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