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I could use a drink. Occasionally posts cat photos.

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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Going through this season's shows was even more depressing than usual. Find something else to watch other than new anime this season.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Super Psychic Policeman Chojo: I do not recommend shoplifting at Edible's Dungeon of Values. Security is provided by an amoral cop who uses his superpowers to bully his coworkers and harass children. His show was a decent comedy with decent production and decent characters, at least.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Tetsuryo!: We were going to put all of our Cute Girls Doing Cute Things shows on an endcap, but there was only one this season. Buy it anyway! It's blandly written, blandly designed, and has mostly rookie seiyuu protagonists, but... it's about trains? So, you know. Your options are sort of limited.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Dandivine: Ah, the toy aisle. Who doesn't love rows of old model robots that no one ever seems to buy? The villain of this anime, that's who. This is a super robot show with a TMR OP (!) and ... that's about it. It's fairly by the numbers and bland, but there's just enough for me to watch more.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
World's Strongest Witch: Come on over to our wireless network center, where we have this doofy show featuring a dork who can access the internet in a fantasy world, which winds up just being GameFAQs for her universe. It's cuter than the premise seems; reminded me of Slime 300 a bit. Suprisingly OK.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Magic Knight Rayearth: Hey, you look 40-something. Do you want to watch a remake of a 90s classic? It's got all the SD and facefaults you could possibly want! It even looks modern, but keeps the original aesthetic. A solid productioon, but it's still essentially a 90s show with all that entails.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
The Laid-Off Cheat-Granting Mage Enjoys a Second Lease on Life: Thank you for calling Edible's Dungeon of V- *click* Sorry about that, I was so in shock that one of these was halfway decent that I dropped the phone. This is a nicely irreverent comedy, and the script and animation work well together.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
The Cold Sato-san is Only Sweet to Me: You want a vanilla high school romcom? This is all we have on the shelf. It's got your usual Nice Guy protagonist and your vaguely standoffish Cool Girl but she's actually not, that sort of thing. Kinda paint by numbers, but hey, it's yours for cheap.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Hello, I Am A Witch And My Crush Wants Me To Make A Love Potion: Hello, I am an anime salesman and my seasonal shows want me to make a drink too! This one looks decent and the protagonist and her crush are cute enough, but the direction and script are both flat as a pancake. Could improve with time.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
So What's Wrong With Getting Reborn As A Goblin: Thank you for calling Edible's Dungeon of Values. Our store's hours are 10am to 6pm, Monday through Friday. For dull OP monster isekai anime, please press 4. *beep* *beep* *beep* *beeeeep* Your call has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Nia Liston: DEALS ARE BACK ON THE TABLE, BABY! This diamond in the rough is part fantasy, part hyperviolent toddler! Watch the little girl punch grown men and cut things in half! Buy now and we'll throw in some questionable direction and exposition, but it's one of the better new things airing.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Even Though I'm a Super Timid Noble Girl, I Accepted the Bet From My Cunning Fiancé: I'm sorry, bro. We're closed. I'm in mourning because this show was sheer distilled derivative reincarnated villainess slop. It did not have even a single original thought for the entire episode. I need a drink.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Reborn as a Space Mercenary: Thank you for calling Edible's Dungeon of Values. Our store's hours are 10am to 6pm, Monday through Friday. For shoestring, minimally animated space isekai, please press 3. *beep* *beep* *beep* *beeeeep* Your call has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Uncle's Obsession With Cute Things: Here's the diet anime aisle, where we have a lighthearted comedy featuring a nice old man (he's younger than me! fuck!!!) and his closeted hobbies (of liking cute things). It pretty much only has the one joke, but it's inoffensive and mildly charming.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Magic Repo Man: Thank you for calling Edible's Dungeon of Values. Our store's hours are 10am to 6pm, Monday through Friday. For utterly forgettable kicked from the hero party revenge trash, please press 2. *beep* *beep* *beep* *beeeeep* Your call has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Suikoden: What's that, dear customer? You want a mediocre JRPG adaptation? You're right, it HAS been a while! Well, we have... Suikoden, which is based on Suikoden 2! Tune in to watch this classic legend of a game get turned into generic animated slop with reused animation and terrible direction.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Even The Student Council Has Its Holes: HEY BUDDY, DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOME TITS? Of course you do! Buy now (but not through a major payment processor) for this raunchy gag anime featuring a bunch of lunatics. It had some good animation, but this style of humor may appeal to others more than me.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Magical Explorer: Thank you for calling Edible's Dungeon of Values. Our store's hours are 10am to 6pm, Monday through Friday. For meritless isekai reincarnation garbage, please press 1. *beep* *beep* *beep* *beeeep* Your call has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Looking for a Zombie: Dug another show out of the clearance bin! A post-apoc zombie comedy where the jokes are "the protagonists don't know what a lighter is" but they can drive a truck so the disconnect doesn't really land. A connect-four of bland animation, direction, music, and writing.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Romelia War Chronicle: SURPRISE TWO FOR ONE SALE! Buy this kicked from the hero party anime and get a vaguely villainess-coded protag who gets un-engaged! Now you can enjoy all the mediocre tropes of both genres with none of the upside! It looked good enough, but everything else was painfully bland.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Vertex Force: Over in oneshota harem aisle, we have a strong big sister and her weak little brother, and she fights aliens! Buy now to receive a powerup for the little bro and maybe some implied g... gattai?! 3d animation might put some off, but it has fun enough characters and some design juice.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
Tale of the Secret Saint: We have a discount on red-haired morons who have saint powers! This one comes with a goofy CG dragon and no sauce whatsoever! Currently 35% off because it's mediocre; the characters are okay but the writing and production is really dull. Forgettable clearance bin show.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
FX Fighter Kurumi-chan: Do you want to be depressed? OF COURSE YOU DO! Poor little Kurumi is about to learn about the horrors of forex and watch her family fall apart! It's fairly well produced and cute, in the same way a girl about to be eaten by a monster is cute. (The monster is currency trading)
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 2h
YOU THERE, SIR OR MADAM. Do you want to watch some anime? WELL GREAT NEWS WE HAVE FRESH SHOWS FOR YOU. The season is Fall 2026 and these new anime are PIPING HOT, BABY. Come find a new watch at EDIBLE'S DUNGEON OF VALUES! (All sales final)
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
cat
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GameGrooves @gamegrooves.com · 07/10/2026
🔴 Live now! GameGroves Radio, 24/7 Video Game Music Covers. www.youtube.com/c/gamegrooves Hang out in the chat, shoot the shit, love video games. #vgm #videogames #videogamemusic
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GameGrooves 💿 – 24 Hour Video Game Music Radio 🎮 – NO AI 🚫
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It sucks, but I lost interest in continuing. I think I got 110 or something hours into the game and all my desire to continue playing it, or even beating it, has been sapped. I wish the game had been compressed somehow, and they had reined in their constant desire for additional mechanics.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm quitting Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave mid Act III because I cannot take it any longer. I truly enjoyed the game up to Act III, having completed all four Act I routes and Act II. But Act III dumps even more tedious busywork on you, making every action feel like it takes forever.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is all that's listed on my resumé
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*pushing glasses so far up nose they jam into my eyes* other software can do stuff with PDFs now! you don't need adobe software for PDFs anymore!!!!! photoshop? after effects? those words aren't in the bible
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looking forward to more Rome in your style! Thanks for sharing these WIPs, it's always interesting to see.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
closer to 6 months now btw, high of 85 this week with 90% humidity
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At least alchemic cuties made a double attack
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this character sucks!
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🔥Carrie🔥 @supitscarrie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Increasingly, I have seen folks who released music through GameChops distance themselves from the label and express a desire to re-distro outside of it. But there's a cost involved in that which many musicians may not be able to cover. So, fuck it, let me put my money where my mouth is.
white text on black background that reads "music re-distribution financial relief fund. since just because a label done borked up that doesn't mean your music should disappear."white text on black background that reads "what this is: an offer to provide financial aid to help cover the costs involved in re-distribution of tracks outside a label. even if every track is only five bucks to put a track through distro independently, that adds up after an album or so. i'm putting my money where my mouth is and seeding this with $250 to start. if you would like to add to that, my DMs are open - let's chat."white and other light colored text on black background that reads "what this is not: anything beyond financial aid. I cannot help you clear licensing. I cannot help you secure proper licenses if you need something beyond a basic compulsory mechanical license. I cannot help you re-mix or re-master a track (though I can put you in touch with people who can). I cannot help you get out of any contracts you may have had with a label as far as who owns what."white text on black background that reads "your music matters. Let's not let label ownership tomfoolery fuck it up. DMs are open."
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh my fucking god
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I genuinely was not expecting an answer and now I will read this when it's translated, thank you
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1) This album is great, give it a listen 2) Who IS the Genghis Khan of cute aggression? I must know
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you haven't gotten to Fantasy Maiden Wars yet, it really is as great as everyone says. And if you want to play it on Switch, it's on sale there too: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
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Fantasy Maiden Wars - DREAM OF THE STRAY DREAMER - for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site
Shop Fantasy Maiden Wars - DREAM OF THE STRAY DREAMER - for Nintendo Switch at Nintendo Store. See game details, editions, and availability.
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cat
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My parents had one of these except it was horizontal
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I still think it has merit for interesting and often fun direction and some good character dynamics, but most of the best stuff is in the first half of the show; there was a fairly steady decline that led to the ending people are rightfully complaining about. I would not recommend it solely for yuri
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nintendo every time they cut camelot another check for the latest mario sports release:
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
<uika, staring directly at sakiko> i want to reach out and grab ya
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 20/09/2026
mfw armour proves its worth
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
56? damn
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Edible @edible.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mag was getting very close to capacity in 2019 and 2020 (~22k/24k), so 2025/26 may be just a return to 'normal' post-covid. This year I think most people just decided to get tickets ASAP, and that brought in some FOMO as word spread. I expect some tickets to be refunded after the hotel lottery!
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 18/09/2026
No evidence showing that they could never have used retention chains this way.
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