iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I should be able to play this sometime after March 2032

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I KNOW ITS HOT AS SHIT DONT GIVE UP ON ME BRO

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Somebody should just do it. Like, you know? C’mon already. Like if someone does it, I’ll reverse my vasectomy and name my first born child after them. To be honest I’m frankly amazed it hasn’t happened yet by itself. Still time to do it though. Someone should just do it.

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I’m glad I streamed today ☺️

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I miss streaming. I've tried coming back a couple times and just can't seem to mentally deal with it like I used to. I've been stressed the hell out, but so has everyone. I hate using that as an excuse. But I've just been so, so tired man.

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

My community did this, not me. All I did was round them up together. I miss streaming.

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

I've been crazy stressed out and haven't streamed in a while, but tonight I think I'm ready to see the bros again

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Always keep your first mini and never go back over them. Left is the first mini I ever bought and painted. Right is the one I just finished minutes ago.

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

hey it’s Dick Phuck calling from the underwriting team letting you know that we will continue calling every single fucking day multiple times a day now that consumer protections are being stripped away

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

If an alien spaceship landed in your backyard and said “take me to your leader” who would you direct them to?

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THEE FlowTherapist. @flowtherapy.blacksky.app · 10/10/2025

6 million people died before the concentration camps were liberated. Buckle up, America

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, And I will kidnap them and hide them in detention centers, With no due process”

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

I made the mistake of comparing Gavin Newsom to a block of Colby Jack cheese and an army of weird nerds is ripping me apart for it 😂

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

I’m either being trolled massively by chatgpt or there’s a bunch of weird nerds in discord right now picking every word I say apart like a fuckin science experiment 😂

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Tell me something you’re proud of! It doesn’t have to be anything huge, just anything that comes to mind ☺️ Today, I’m proud that I finally finished an entire 2nd Warhammer army!

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Remember folks! Tomorrow, when you see a bunch of weirdos standing with their arms raised to the sky waiting to get lifted into the arms of TikTok Jesus, it only takes one question to troll the absolute fuck out of them: “So why’d you get left behind?”

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I’ve been down the #rapturetok rabbit hole for hours now, and have come up with a plan. I have a LOT of clothes I don’t wear anymore that are in bags waiting to be donated. I think I’ll just start scattering them around in ways that look like they were left behind. Religious psychosis is fun 😁

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

My Death Riders are 99% done, just want to add a few tufts & a matte varnish. I love how they came out but I will never build and paint these lads again, good lord I do not have the dexterity or brush control for them. Still, I love them because they’re mine ☺️ #WH40K #Krieg

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

the kind of tired that sleep can’t fix but I’ve learned an important lesson from my friends rest, don’t quit

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Thanks to TikTok I now know how to start an F-16. Normally I wouldn't know what to do with this information, but given the state of the world, well. At least I know.

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Well, it’s official. I do not understand the hollow knight hype. This shit is just a really hard 2D platformer, am I missing something or is that the game?

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

As expected, woke up to a flood of bots (and probably some gullible idiots) posting shit about civil war. Those Epstein files must be fucking WILD

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

man I should check my tiktok messages more often look at this Will Smith, Pedro Pascal? The Rock? Goodness gracious I’m a celebrity

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FreeSampleThief @freesamplethief.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

freesamplethief-freesamplethief.bsky.social Got about 3 weeks to a month worth of money left. And getting things moving on other sources of income is slow going so anything helps right now. Lost my best friend and he was our only source of income. gofund.me/f916f960

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

idk who needs to hear this but it needs repeating: cologne is meant to be discovered, not announced. if you smell good from 15 feet away you’re burning out sinuses up close. Stop bathing in the shit.

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Had such a great, relaxing 3 day weekend ☺️ If I get to wake up tomorrow to the Big Beautiful Obituary it would just be the icing on the cake ✨manifesting✨

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Something fun I do is catch people off guard with non-problematic twists on outdated jokes “I like my women like I like my coffee - warm and sweet” “A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar - the bar was too low” etc

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Land Raider work in progress inspired by that old “DRIVE ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD” meme

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Went to the vintage festival today and met the best vendor ever His name is Teddy and he is very polite

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Gators Daily 🐊 @gatorsdaily.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

- has final farewell show - fucking dies a couple weeks after saying farewell That's fucking metal. Reign in Darkness, eternal Prince, and thanks for all the tunes 🤘

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Ok, I played through the entire story, epilogue, and every optional side quest for high honor. The Red Dead Redemption 2 hyperfixation has ended. Still one of the best games ever made.

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

anyway I guess the unredacted epstein files actually did leak because I stumbled on them on reddit lmao this is going to be so fucking entertaining it’s not even funny

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

The flag being flown inverted is not anti-American. It is not anarchist. it is not a symbol of protest. In the old days, if a battlement was under siege and nearing its Last Stand, it’s flag was inverted to signal Distress, telling any allies: “We aren’t going to make it without immediate help”

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EdgarAlanBro @edgaralanbro.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Scientists are now speculating that our entire universe might actually be inside a supermassive black hole which genuinely tracks on so many levels considering how much everything sucks

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