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Ed White

@edfff.com
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SWE + Data Science + Startups. Living a colorful life of adventure in Hawaii.

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Ed White @edfff.com · 19/10/2025
Visiting DC and came to see this quote at the Jefferson Memorial. I had seen it online once, it resonated with me then, but it especially resonates today as we see the system under obvious strain. Glad for an opportunity to see it in person.
A quote at the Jefferson Memorial, written in copper embeds white granite, green stains showing the age, that reads: “I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions, but laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind as that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made. New truths discovered and manners and opinions change, with change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times. We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy as civilized society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors.”
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Ed White @edfff.com · 06/07/2025
▶️ im_on_a_boat-lonely_boys.mp3
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Ed White @edfff.com · 15/06/2025
I got about the perfect Father’s Day gift from @dallasnagata.bsky.social
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Ed White @edfff.com · 05/06/2025
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Ed White @edfff.com · 04/06/2025
Big Judge Doom energy going on here lol
Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit as his eyes begin to famously bug out.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 24/05/2025
Found the drinking hole for Junior Programmers!
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Ed White @edfff.com · 15/05/2025
Eva’s true form, as inferred from the follow-on responses
A biblically accurate angel, with eight wings surrounding a ring of eyes, encircling one giant eye. Like Eva, also said to be beyond human comprehension.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 27/04/2025
Working on the seasoning to our wok this morning. Between the hammered carbon steel and the strokes of seasoning oil, it looks like a rustic painting!
A carbon steel wok held up against a blue background. The wok’s seasoning has a deep copper color that looks like brush strokes and clouds which give the pan a rustic, painterly feel.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 22/03/2025
Ah the ol’
Album cover of DJ Khaled’s “Suffering from Success”
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Ed White @edfff.com · 22/02/2025
The actual weights are nice—heavier than expected, and I like that they don’t take up much room in my tiny apartment/kitchen. While the weights themselves are very flat and nicely machined, and the handles nestle into each other, the bases float a bit above each other…admittedly, very slight nit.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 22/02/2025
Bought some food weights that weren’t available on Amazon, and was reminded how nice it is to get stuff from smaller passion project businesses. This was a nice surprise!
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Ed White @edfff.com · 29/12/2024
I was gonna make a mango lassi, but I waited too long and the mangoes went bad. Instead, have a “mango lassie!”
AI-generated image of a dog reminiscent of the character lassie, but made entirely of cubed mangoes, with blueberries for a nose and eyes, depicted against a tropical background. The image evokes the groans of a dad joke, and slight existential horror at the monstrosity you’re beholding.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 29/12/2024
Strawberry-Raspberry Lassi!
Hand holding a creamy pink beverage in a clear double-walled glass cup with a glass straw, held against a blue wall to contrast the warm tones of the drink.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 29/12/2024
Stencil warning anticipating my intrusive thought when finding a random minigun.
Photo of a decommissioned cobra helicopter turret, which still has a six-barrel minigun installed, with a stenciled sign that says “warning gun will fire if rotated by hand.”
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Ed White @edfff.com · 28/12/2024
Making some future gauzy memories
A stack of three Polaroids with warm-tinted images of a young boy and girl frolicking in in gentle surf along Oahu’s northeastern shore.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 22/12/2024
Spent the morning at Sea Life Park, a new experience for the kids! The displays were a big success, letting the kids get up close and personal with a bunch of interesting creatures.
A photo where the left third is a young boy with his face right up against a plexiglass barrier, and the other two thirds is a tall aquarium display teeming with fish, giving the sense that the boy is peering into a barely contained ocean.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 21/12/2024
I really don’t understand how my kids manage to exude so much cool. Even the baby knows how to work a prop for a photo. Must be @dallasnagata.bsky.social’s influence.
Black and white photo of the moment a baby tips a cowboy hat, obscuring his eyes mysteriously and highlighting a steely expression of determination.A baby holds the brim of a cowboy hat, gazing pensively directly into the camera lens with a look that says he knows what must be done.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 16/12/2024
You getting to work after being shaken awake by a book on the train.
Curly from the game Mouthwashing (a heavily bandaged and grotesque man with no lips and a single unblinking eye) inserted into the "I lived bitch" meme, presumably the result of reading what Franz Kafka considered a good book.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 06/12/2024
Top comment on this news article kinda encapsulates the national mood lately.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 04/12/2024
I guess when in need of magic, use a wizard.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 02/12/2024
This bear’s expression is sending me. Very “I just woke up and this is too much” energy.
Cropped-in image from the quote skeet of a Sun Bear with brows raised, eyes wide, and mouth slack, in an unmistakable expression of being overwhelmed.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 01/12/2024
Pretty sure my kid exudes much more cool than I ever did. 📍Kaka’ako Waterfront Park
A toddler turns back to the camera, peeking over his sunglasses, waves crashing over a break and into an open-ocean swimming pool at the bottom of the stairs behind him. The photo is edited to be reminiscent of 90s film photography.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 01/12/2024
A brew so thick it blots out the very sun! 🌺
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Ed White @edfff.com · 01/12/2024
Made some Agua de Flor de Jamaica!
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Ed White @edfff.com · 26/11/2024
A fellow /r/Hawaii mod and SWE’s 8 year old has requested a gaming rig for Christmas. Instead of a 40XX-based machine, I’m trying to convince him to get an rPi 5 and a copy of “Code the Classics.” It can technically do 4k gaming! (He may put this under the tree then unveil the PC after 😂)
An RGB-lit aluminum and plexiglass raspberry pi case, that resembles a high-end gaming PCCover of the book “Code the Classics” with characters alluding to several early video games such as Pong and Centipede bursting from a portal.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 14/11/2024
Giving a talk an about the relationship between computer science and software engineering at the ‘ol alma mater! Teaching kids why Big O matters in prod. Hopefully they appreciate my fashion choices!
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Ed White @edfff.com · 06/07/2023
Someone has a new rPi 400! Any suggestions on toddler content? So far I’ve found GCompris, but there must be other stuff.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 04/06/2023
Lol when this meme isn’t ironic 😂
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Ed White @edfff.com · 22/05/2023
Not completely perfect, but did the initial season on my “raw” pan!
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Ed White @edfff.com · 20/05/2023
Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that I’ve finally figured out how to fry an egg over-easy without it sticking or breaking the yolk.
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Ed White @edfff.com · 12/05/2023
Introducing Javi to computational neuroscience. I turned my back and he tried to take a bite out of it 😅 But I guess that’s good since you are what you eat! 🥹
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Ed White @edfff.com · 03/05/2023
It's silly, but I just wrote this internal white paper for my company and I'm just so proud of it. I feel like it's a culmination of all my previous experiences brought together into a little four-page strategy doc that I'm not sure anyone else in the company could have written. Feeling good.
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