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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Also I lost 1,145 dollars in my 401K in 1 day so fuck you Donald J. Dump.

Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Found out my boss who was full MAGA in the orange Doritos first term doesn’t have anything good to say about him anymore and that makes me happy. Maybe it’s gonna take our economy tanking for people to have some damn sense.

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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

We have officially entered the find out part of fuck around and find out.

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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Same it’s like karma porn

Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

No but really Mother Monster has returned 😈

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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Somebody needs to turn that thing into either a BB museum or an AirBNB

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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Aspiring to be as nosey as my downstairs’ neighbor’s Chihuahua.

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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

This doesn’t feel real I can’t believe it. Usually celebrity deaths don’t effect me but this one is hitting me. Rest in peace to an absolute icon.

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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Idk about any other state but a judge in Tennessee blocked the age verification ban. Pornhub still works in TN as of now.

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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

It’s crazy to think this beat out Good Luck Babe or Espresso. Both much better songs imo.

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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

And if that isn’t gay enough I named my cabbage patch child Luke. That might be the gayest part of this whole story, because Luke is such a gay name in my opinion.

Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Other gay men; did you go through a Cabbage Patch Doll phase? Remembering the time my very straight father bought 8 year old me my first and only cabbage patch baby and it was so important. It was like the only good thing he did for me.

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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

When something is just out of arms reach but you don’t want to wake your peacefully sleeping doggo up. Guess it’s gonna have to wait.

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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Surprise surprise, jail time now please.

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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

The ostrich was like "wait I know this dance."

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With RFK in office I'm sure that's the first thing he'll accomplish

Every time I see a post like this my stomach turns, it's really gross over there.

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I'd be in a straight jacket 🥴

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78°F, RIP to my electric bill.

Sounds like you need to go on Shark Tank, would buy 💯

Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

43 pages into it 😉 Like literally reading it rn 😂😂

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Yay you're here ❤️, you're one of my favs.

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Coworkers that will talk to you while you are obviously reading a book are so irritating, especially if it's small talk and doesn't pretain to the job what so ever. Leave. me. alone.

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Y'all got a movie that makes you cry literally every time you watch it? Fuck Kevin Spacey, but this is a great movie and the song at the end always gets me.

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For me if we're talking about scorned women, it's Kill Bill 1&2 all the way for me. I love Maleficent though. It was a rare case of Disney doing a live adaptation right.

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Lemonade era Beyonce is peak Beyonce, I love a scorned woman getting even.

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The Office US version, I've watched it over 10 times through. When the shows I watch are in between seasons, I just rewatch The Office.

Looks like me with scoliosis and being gay walking to the door to go get my door dash order.

About halfway to 25 million users I love to see it go team #Bluesky

Idk why but I'm associating it in my mind with something that people would ride in a Star Wars planet.

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Please let them advocate and protect him 🙏. I love this actually.

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I'd fully let him, he deserves Christmas

It breaks my heart, it's what got me into the Star Trek franchise as a whole. And it's become a comfort show to me.

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Prayers that the first one is for the CEO of Electronic Arts for cancelling the Sims 5, he deserves a little chaos in his day.

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I know somebody who claims she has only drank Mtn Dew for the last 6 years because she hates the taste of water. If that's true I have no effing idea how she's still alive and has functional kidneys.

My body don't have that problem. I'll wake up out of a dead sleep just to chug it like milk and pass back out.

Same in both orientations, I was washing dishes and destroyed it by trying to skip a Jesse McCartney song. I'm at least glad that most phones are water proof now. I've destroyed most of my dumb phones in water.

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Explain Rosetta Stone, she'll understand.

Dyatlov was power hungry and incompetent, I don't know if I've ever hated a character more. I know he's a real life figure, but the actor made me hate him more.

One's the horror channel and one is the common sense channel.

3. Paramount Plus: cuz it's the quickest way to get StarTrek on my TV.