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Eddie

@eddums.bsky.social
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Big foreheaded, but not big brained, bald headed bitch. Here to be a dumb shit. Unabashedly gay, 26, father to a beautiful cat and dog, donut maker, here for a good time 😊. (he, him, his) New York State born and raised, settled in Tennessee

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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Found out my boss who was full MAGA in the orange Doritos first term doesn’t have anything good to say about him anymore and that makes me happy. Maybe it’s gonna take our economy tanking for people to have some damn sense.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
No but really Mother Monster has returned 😈
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Aspiring to be as nosey as my downstairs’ neighbor’s Chihuahua.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Other gay men; did you go through a Cabbage Patch Doll phase? Remembering the time my very straight father bought 8 year old me my first and only cabbage patch baby and it was so important. It was like the only good thing he did for me.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
When something is just out of arms reach but you don’t want to wake your peacefully sleeping doggo up. Guess it’s gonna have to wait.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Coworkers that will talk to you while you are obviously reading a book are so irritating, especially if it's small talk and doesn't pretain to the job what so ever. Leave. me. alone.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Y'all got a movie that makes you cry literally every time you watch it? Fuck Kevin Spacey, but this is a great movie and the song at the end always gets me.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Lemonade era Beyonce is peak Beyonce, I love a scorned woman getting even.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
About halfway to 25 million users I love to see it go team #Bluesky
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Shax is the daddy to end all daddy's. He is the silver fox.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Found out there's a physical reason for a mental problem I've been having for years today. The duality of not wanting/wanting to find out there's something wrong with you is complicated yet validating. I'm glad I found a doctor that didn't gaslight me for once. It all feels very tangible now.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
In regards to smartphones, I really miss the physical home buttons and removable batteries. We really had it made in 2012.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
#StarTrek Lower Decks was the first ST series I've ever watched, so my goal is to watch all of the other shows and then rewatch LD to actually get all the references to the lore of the franchise. I'm genuinely so sad this show is ending though.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Every time I see a person in winter jogging in shorts in the early morning I think "good for them." Couldn't be me tho.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
My small win for the day was beating my coworker whose really good at cornhole, 3 times. This was the first time I've ever beat him, he asked me for a 4th game and I peaced out cause I wasn't letting my feel good moment die. Morning Bluskii
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Terminator 2: Judgement Day Linda Hamilton
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Why do the assassin suspects keep getting hotter and hotter? Tf
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
#Treksky #Enteprise I have to work tonight and have to go to bed really soon. T'Pol is about to marry that Vulcan and Tripp is gonna let her go, they left it off on a cliffhanger and I refuse to spoil it for myself and I'm very angry I have to wait until 10+ hours from now to know what goes down.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This and being an essential worker and basically having zero traffic on the way to work.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Sure my pants have more hair on them than I have lint rollers, still worth it ❤️.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Mrs Incredible is the most badass superhero to ever do it. She's flying planes, punching bad guys, and taking care of her babies.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Why do smartphones in ads never have a selfie camera? I've been kept up at night thinking about this. Why?
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Aric Toler @aric.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
MSNBC is reporting that the backpack that the Midtown shooter ditched in Central Park was full of Monopoly money
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Counting down the days til Hauk Tuah drops an OF or gets indicted.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
God damn V for Vendetta is a good movie. And it only took an assassination for me to finally watch it.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
One thing about the human experience that I think is so beautiful is our ability to have an open mind. Like oh I didn't like this food as a child, and now I can't get enough of it. Oh I didn't like this genre of music and now I'm obsessed with this artist. I believe in our ability to adapt. But...
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This it's so satisfying to see eggs slide around in that thing because it's seasoned so well.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Amazon Music calling me out on my addiction like I didn't already know. (Not the Christmas stuff tho I don't know her) #lamb
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Praying for the day I don't have to hear 'Lose Control' by Teddy Swims or any song by Jelly Roll 3,000 times a day on the radio.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Currently getting crushed by my dog, night night Blueski
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
My coworker and I constantly (but lovingly) talk shit about each other, it's our thing. One of the ONLY things I got on him is that he wears glasses. Now I'm about to wear glasses, karma really is a bitch.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Hear me out on a new game idea: The Sims, but you have Dissociative identity disorder. But it's not a game, or is it?
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Morning #Bluesky Anybody got a good #gem, #crystal, or #mineral feed? I want to look at pretty rocks.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
#TrekSky #Enterprise S3: E10 the one where Trip is near death's door and they have to make a clone of him that has all his memories. I'm actually so emotional, that shit isn't fair.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Hoping we'll be at 24 million tomorrow #bluesky guys we're making it.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
It's crazy to me how true it is that dogs can take their owners personalities. I'm a bitch, and I've apparently raised one too 💅.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#Simsky just paid 40 dollars for Life and Death only to not be able to use Ravenwood's world cuz it just shows up as a blank screen 🙃. All of my mods are good and repairing the game didn't do anything.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
And had an affair baby lol
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Any #Simmers think the worst part of 2025 (if we are separating politics) is that the Sims 5 was never a real thing and Project Rene was just EA edging us?
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My MAGA cousin who disowned me because he texted a family group chat Happy TG with a picture of Trump and I told him to fuck off. 🤦 This man is 51 mind you, and was basically an uncle to me my whole life.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
For my Drag Race fans, I'm two years late to discovering this but the way I just stared at my screen for about 3 minutes jaw dropped, with no thoughts in my head. If Alyssa Hunter would have stayed she would have won the episode with the look alone. #RPDR #RuPaulsDragRace
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Anybody who's an Alien that enjoys playing the Sims please watch this
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Any #DragRace fans have a lipsync or multiple lip sync's you still think about almost daily years later? Examples for me) JuJu vs Sahara, all of TKB's in S6, Alyssa vs Tati, Anetra vs Marcia, Latrice vs Kenya, Silky by herself, most recently for me bc I'll think about it for years Nymphia vs Sappira
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It's Mariah Carey season, officially
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Cousin that knows I'm very Anti Trump started a family group chat where he said Happy TG using a picture of Trump and got flabbergasted that I told him to fuck off in said group chat 🤦
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The things people do for some sausage.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 27/11/2024
People with HIV will be able to receive kidney or liver transplants from donors who also have HIV, federal health officials announced Tuesday. The landmark move, which takes effect Wednesday, is expected to shorten wait times for organs for all patients.
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U.S. okays organ transplants between people with HIV, expanding donor pool
The landmark move is expected to shorten wait times for organs for all patients and reduce hurdles to life-saving care for those with HIV.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Imagine being Rose's Granddaughter and finding out that she's been sitting on this goldmine of a story for 84 years, that you could've absolutely wrote a book on. I'd be heated. Then unbeknownst to you she throws a 100+ million dollar rock into the ocean that could have been your inheritance.
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Eddie @eddums.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Came home from work and the beginning of #Titanic was on my TV. Guess this is what I'm doing for the next 3 hours.
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