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eddthegoat.bsky.social

@eddthegoat.bsky.social
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Retired Navy. Former member of the Deep State. Probably not a bot. Rude, crude, crass, and socially unacceptable.

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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 2h
Gotta manufacture all those testosterone pills.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 4h
Oh I hope this isn't an A = B equation. I was told there would be no math.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 6h
STELLA! Wait, my bad. ADRIAN!
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 22h
This guy is so damn good. Watch all his stuff.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 22h
Everyone knows it is only good if you drop a "b" from a word.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
YMCA!
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Sleep through the night without having to get up and pee? I get it.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Easy. My favorite, The Maltese Falcon
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I looked at the one about talking people out of their hats but I ran into a problem on my PC and pretty much forgot about it. Sorry, not what you want to hear but feedback helps us learn. And I may be a little toasted, too.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Yeah, but they waz all them murders and rapists trump was talkin about.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Just Musk, huh? Well I guess that's at least one Citizen United.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Do it or shut up, frog lips.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's going to be hard avoiding all the restaurants I already avoid due to their being sucky restaurants
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
That was his exact fix for the Iran problem.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"Thank you for your attention to this matter. President Vladimir Delores Putin
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Gonna have to disagree with this one. I'd feel better going with the threat of punishment vs the promise of reward. It might not be the right way but it would just plain make me feel better.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He IS pretty transparent.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
At this point it doesn't matter if Biden could pass it. The way trump keeps going on about this shows he's seriously out of touch with reality.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Is it still there?
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just fucking do it then frog lips.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So, credible threat of violence against a sitting Representative then?
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Somewhere, Sean Spice is trying on blonde wigs.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That will never be as good as a Santorum.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well that's a telling sign of things to come. Rule by "because I said so."
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Another fun fact. I haven't seen the Congresswoman's tits.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WE may be entering the "manufacturing evidence" phase of the DOJ.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Really putting herself out there.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The check cleared.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yep, some unnamed hospital violated HIPAA laws. You betcha, by golly.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No. I saw Johnathan Price's get burnt to a crisp in "Brazil."
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am Lionel Hardcastle. A little more obscure but so spot on.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Give the poor woman a break. She was just force fed her talking points with no explanation. It is unreasonable for us mere plebes to expect her to explain or understand her positions, we must simply accept them. My gawd, she's Lindsey's sister for fucks sake. What more is there?
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don't forget to kill the babies. 1 Samuel 15:3
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Ribbit"
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As I understand it, Norway doesn't issue Nobels. There is a committee in Norway that does. But then trump IS a fucking moron.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Makes me wonder if Barron has seen his mom's nude pics?
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Marshall Applewhite's brother?
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, someone just won the Nobel Internet Meme Prize.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They're not. Next.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can't wait for them to build the new American Colosseum. Bread and circuses...only no bread.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Aaaaand they've already done it.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also to make us cheer for violence against "the others "
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Emo Phillips, back in SquiggleVision
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I didn't know better I'd say that Loomer's pic was altered to make her look looney tunes ... but I DO know better.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He should be attached to the wall for the safety of others in case he topples over.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"I always leave the best voicemails. Nobody knows more about voicemails than me. Perfect voicemails."
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would recommend "it is my firmly held religious belief that God thinks you're an asshole." Then, if he argues with you cry "RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION"
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So, Biden is making me feel like trump is totally fucking the economy? Makes sense.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, couch lover, you are so incredibly wrong.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fer sure, bruh.
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