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eddthegoat.bsky.social

@eddthegoat.bsky.social
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Retired Navy. Former member of the Deep State. Probably not a bot. Rude, crude, crass, and socially unacceptable.

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onefinekitty.bsky.social @onefinekitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the Republican wet dream & it’s near completion. If it’s not what you want America to become, VOTE! Midterms matter!
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm thinking of an Amendment that allows states to recall their federal Senators and Representatives.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Looks like it's going to be one of those days where the worst mistake I made was to get out of bed. Fuck depression.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have standards people have to meet for me to follow them back after following me. The last 4 accounts DMed me soon after with friendly banter. They all got blocked. Based on the actual account names I'm assuming they were all AI or troll farm accounts. Glad I'm just a small fish.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just a reminder that food insecurity was always part of Project 2025. They're following the playbook that trump knew nothing about. Right.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just a reminder that Project Anchor occurs tomorrow. Or not.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I can't save the world. All I can do is try to be a small bright spot in someone's day. A slight chuckle after that last asshole customer. A warmth from a minor kindness. A reassurance that there is still some good in this. A little justice. I take this job seriously.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"If a million people do a stupid thing, it's still a stupid thing". Opis
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just got done watching "Murders' Row" after decades. I don't think I've ever had a more blatantly awful movie make me smile the whole way through. Wonderful
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I don't know why trump is bringing up UFOs. Epstein was not an ET.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Why did Picard have to say "tea, hot, Earl Grey" every single time? Shouldn't the computer recognize his voice so he could just say "tea" and get what he wants?
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Is the summit in China a case of Pooh meets Piglet?
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I had to wrack my brain to come up with the name Georgette from the Mary Tylor Moore show and I realized I probably had to delete a birthday and two real people's first names to retrieve that information. What a pain it is getting old.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
But your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore It's already overcrowded from your dirty little war Now Jesus don't like killing no matter what the reason for And your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore J Prine
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
So let me get this straight, we celebrate this day because Jesus rose from the dead and then totally ghosted us for the next 2,000 years?
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I've always imagined that dogs with an upturned tail like this think a certain way. This is my butthole. There are many like it but this one is mine. Without me my butthole is useless. Without my butthole I am useless.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I think the most important thing to keep in mind about this administration is just because the Constitution, rules, regulations or the law says "they can't do that" it doesn't mean they won't do it.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Stopped at Walmart. Many clothes items had no pricing on or around them. Asked an employee about that and was told that Walmart wants me to download their app and scan the items myself. I told her to tell Walmart to kiss my ass. Smells like targeted pricing to me.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Can someone explain to me why this answer is wrong?
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The first Commandment is incompatible with the first Amendment. Paraphrased from Brian Dalton. Christian nation my ass.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
When is he going to rename it the Straight of America?
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I understand that this may not be a relevant opinion to espouse during these horrific times but March Madness is upon us. Regardless, fuck sportsball. Every sportsball. It is a leech attached to society.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I love it when people say "Jesus, take the wheel" because I get to remind them that Jesus never had a driver's license.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It would be such an asshole dick-tator move to buy everyone the same size shoes and see how much they squirm trying to tell everyone how much they love size 12 shoes on their size 10 feet.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I've developed a plan to get my youngest to start keeping his room clean. Help him to be organized. I've decided to call it Operation Epic Fury.
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Robin Wood @woodheap.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Unredact is live unredact.live www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKVc...
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Unredact is LIVE!
YouTube video by ApgCodes
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Just for the record, Trump Derangement Syndrome (or TDS) is suffered by the people who believe all the bullshit that spews from his mouth. It is, by all accounts, a debilitating condition that begs for a cure.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Never. NEVER let any of these shit bags walk back "I can destroy the country if I want." This is the MOST most treasonous thing that has ever come out of the mouth of Fuck face McClownstick.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The trump administration is definitely at the "screw you guys, I do what I want" stage.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I just realized that trump will create a horrible situation for you and then claim he's the only one who can save you from it just like the tribal war god of Abraham
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
People are saying that anytime you bring up Miller he should be referred to as "acting US President Stephen Miller." See how the sits with the fat, fascist fuck.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
US production of national security emergencies is expected to beat all previous years. Go us.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I am so sick of this fat, fascist fuck that even Colbert can't make me laugh at him anymore.
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Paul Sandars🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @paulsandars.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Part of me thinks that the Republicans will pay the heaviest price at the ballot box in 2029. Part of me the Americans will have forgotten about the worst madness of Trump by 2029. But Part of me fears that the Republicans will fix the next Presidential election- as I think Musk did in 2024.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Characteristics of fascism has anywhere from 10 to 16 items, depending on where you find the list. Regardless, trump has checked all those boxes. We have arrived, people.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Someone should award trump with the International War Criminal Prize now. I'm sure he'd be pleased.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Having our government run by influencers could be the evolution of politics. A new norm as it were. I'm old and that worries the fuck outta me.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I just realized why trump made Trumpmas® a 3 day holiday. It's so our military members won't get their $1776 checks (which is totally a thing) won't get them before Trumpmas®. Kind of a dick move.
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Happy Festivus one and all. Now let me tell you all the grievances I have about you.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The little orange bars on the right are what Trump is calling “the greatest economy in history.”
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I've been watching shitloads of conspiracy theorists get debunked on YouTube. I've noticed similarities in HOW they speak. Grandiose, confident in their ignorance, repetitive, dismissive. You know,crazy. Trump speaks the same way.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Whenever someone says "I can't imagine why/how/what (insert topic here) I always think they have no imagination. It's like that guy with the hair problem on Ancient Aliens.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Only 17 days until Trumpmas ®. Or has that EO not been released yet?
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
It appears Hegeseth thinks "the fog of war" is actual, physical smoke. Any true warrior knows this is not the case.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Trump needs to be told that, officially, Kim Jong Il, is famous in North Korean lore for allegedly shooting a 38-under par round with 11 holes-in-one the first and only time he played golf at the Pyongyang Golf Course. Let's hear how he's better.
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Weren't we supposed to be invading Venezuela today or has that been delayed for 2 weeks?
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eddthegoat.bsky.social @eddthegoat.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Hegeseth threatened Kelly with reinstatement for a court-martial. Hegeseth had a child out of wedlock while he was in the military by his own admission. This was a violation of the UCMJ. Maybe we should recall him for court-martial.
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