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Edward

@ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social
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Somewhere in my mid 30s, keeping busy in Miami with games, anime, and movies. Queer as fuck 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him

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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is Hooters the American answer to maid cafés?
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was lucky enough to attend the Deadly Prey Gallery while they were visiting Miami and I got a couple of new artwork for my walls 😁
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They are all home 🥹
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Łuis ⋆˙⟡ 🔞🏳️‍🌈✨ @estoopidin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#MTG studies 🖌️ I always love recreating Magic the Gathering card art when don't know what draw/paint. #watercolor
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iKE PASTEL @ikexpastel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was in an art show! 🎨
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These two men are the same and you can't tell me otherwise. I half expected him to have a line that ends in "ah, como se dice (says the word in English)" Also Penelo's reaction 😂
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This whole section with Fran and her sisters was the first time in playing this game where I was like "yeah, I want more of this". Fran's decision to make something for herself beyond the Woods, what that cost her, and what she then tells Mjrn was so good.
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
" @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social , why are you delivering mail to pigeons in KH2?" Juan:
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (Hideo Kojima, 2004)//GoldenEye (Martin Campbell, 1995)
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My bby ❤️❤️
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
License to Kill (John Glen, 1989)// Metal Gear Solid (Hideo Kojima, 1998)
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me when the camera panned down and showed me this little cutie
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ol'Mitch showing up to work tomorrow.
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If I find whoever took my copy of Samus Returns and never returned it, I'm going to murder them.
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AI use in gay spaces is a pandemic but it's so embarrassing to see the Eagle use AI for the most basic of images. You mean to tell me you couldn't find two basic white bears to pose for you? In Fort Lauderdale of all places?!
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Peak television right here
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hope (Na Hong-jin, 2026)
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That's a wrap on Bloodborne ✌🏽 Not gonna lie, I was kinda expecting a bigger final boss (like the elden beast).
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We started Gachiakuta not too long ago, really enjoying it but what really draws my attention is how they draw the eyes of the characters.
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I finally fucking beat that annoying ass Spider.
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus Ballin
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✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ on Etsy!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's been 4 days and I'm still thinking about the delicious beef curry I had in Orlando
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me with all the Zelda announcements when there's a new Godzilla trailer out.
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The Simpsons: Ahhhh Little Lamb Loop
ALT: The Simpsons: Ahhhh Little Lamb Loop
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me and my friends would've killed this version of Link with hammers, I can tell you that much
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You know those jokes about dads knowing when someone touches the thermostat? I think my Dad power is knowing when the AC unit freezes. I woke up this morning and somehow knew there was going to be ice on the venting panel.
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As a collective, we should ban DJs from playing Shakira songs in English. Aquí se habla español
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¡He Dicho, Caso Cerrado! - Dra. Ana María Polo
ALT: ¡He Dicho, Caso Cerrado! - Dra. Ana María Polo
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𒌐🌈ざぼうさん🌈𒌐 @zabusan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We used to be a real country:
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Phobia @phobia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Me at some of the porn my mutuals repost
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nothing like heading to the BK across the street from a gay clothing store where there's nothing in your size and having two cheeseburgers and a coke
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Drew Barrymore's Joyful Rain Moment
ALT: Drew Barrymore's Joyful Rain Moment
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Love being at the gay bar with the Fugitive playing on one of the TVs
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Koboltoon | Video Dames! @koboltoon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
solid tsuchinoko (2021)
cortney dressed up as Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty era Solid Snake, complete with silenced SOCOM pistol.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A bottom leans over exposing himself to a partner and says "my asshole is actually a poretal to another location." The top says "cool... where does it end up?" The bottom replies "My buddy Dave's house." We cut to Dave quietly reading in his living room. A penis materializes out of thing air. Dave looks up with a smile and says "hey alright, Patrick's gettin' laid."
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think I'm coming around to the Gambits system in FF12. I just got out of the prison/dungeon and it's pretty nice to have automated stealing/grinding.
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There sure is a lot of exposition at the star of this game
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Espionage in The Living Daylights evolved to a point where we can use a walkman and boom box to eliminate enemies.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Living Daylights (John Glen,1987)//Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (Hideo Kojima, 2015)
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Cody Ziglar @yayforzig.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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juan barquin @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i can't believe the minions found him
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Universal Studios Hollywood not having Tokyo Drift blasting throughout the Fast & Furious: Hollywood Drift ride is such a missed opportunity.
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Im 100% certain this movie made me gay.
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Going grocery shopping in America in 2026
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
New FDA Recall alert! Do not eat any potato salad! There have been reported cases of potato salad containing sand.
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Edward @ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's always so funny seeing Mulder throw himself into his work whenever he gets a whiff of anything extraterrestrial, but as soon as he knows it involves religious faith, he immediately starts acting like this.
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Unimpressed Woman Makes Jerk Off Motion
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nether/Hurricane Gundam Quality
Nether/Hurricane Gundam

Sick: 0
Unique: +100
Problematic: 0
Pilot Coolness: 0
Loser?: Max Yes -25

Score: 75+ ∞

the audacity. the balls of steel. the gumption. to make a gundam out
of a windmill.

the dan hibiki of g gundam.

+infinity for the audacity.

Final Results: The Goat...?
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