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@ecpb.bsky.social
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It's also very unhealthy and some of the metal edges can cause internal bleeding.
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Credit smxlad on Instagram It's been a long time since I got so instantly hard 🤤
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
How hot I find this kind of thing caused me so many problems earlier in life...
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Come to the Providence bathhouse and I'll take care of you 😘
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
This is kind of fakey but so freaking hot
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
These aren't Triceps, they're DO-ceps
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
OMG yes plz
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I just learned that my uncle got me a pacifier as a baby whose sucking side was phallic shaped. Apparently I loved it.
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Wouldn't it be nice if all hobbies had as sexy results as the exercising hobby?
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Until you posted here and let us all figure it out
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Did you say "what's thou been up to?" Thou???
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Wait -- sex cyborgs? That sounds promising but I'm scared to Google it.
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Yeah but these overlords better be putting out too, because maybe sometimes I want to be the overlord
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
With all the technological advancements of the past few years, how far are we from sex robots? Because I would like a sex robot please. Not a fuck machine, not a stroker, a full-body sex robot.
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
PS it has been a stressful week at work and I have been drinking alcohol
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The first picture here has made it into my All Time Favorites collection. Ho. Ly. Crud that's beautiful.
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
"You're a Libra?" "Yeah dawg I got the tattoo right here." (He called her "dawg") "It's no wonder you like the weights!" She elbows him playfully
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
"Look at this," she says, stroking his bulging arms. "You must come here all the time!" "I can't come here as much as I used to with this hip problem I've got." I LOVE THIS WOMAN
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
There is an 80-something woman here at the gym who is going up and talking to all the swole gym bros #lifegoals
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
SAAAAAAAME
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Another time I was in the elevator with one other individual. He must have seen that I was having Feelings because he reached out, hugged me, and said "we love you baby." I'm choosing to focus more on the second experience than the first.
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Two interactions with strangers worth mentioning: I must have dropped some of my drink tickets at one point. Whoever found them didn't think to return them to the individual whose name and room number were written on the tickets, instead he had himself a good ol' time at the tequila bar.
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
The risk paid off handsomely. They were utterly great to me, showed me nothing but kindness. I am so, so glad I took that risk, and hope very much I'll get to see more of them in the upcoming months! The feelings I experienced in the end were priceless: worth any lengths to feel.
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Things turned around pretty sharply when I realized (or, more precisely, when Jamie forced me to realize) that there was a lot more going on than I was letting myself see. I also took a big risk and laid out everything that was going on in my mind to two near-strangers.
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I mean, it was really nice spending time with friends, but it wasn't a unique $2000+ experience going to dinners and drinks with friends; it just wasn't what I needed the cruise to be.
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I'd been on two Atlantis Cruises before, in 2003 & 2004. On those cruises, the primary way to meet people was at the Big Party Nights. I brought that assumption with me, and, when I hadn't met anyone new by the third night, I fell into a deep pit of despair. It wasn't pretty.
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Reflections on my Atlantis Cruise: I knew before I left that this was going to be a Life Landmark Experience. It was that, but not in the way I expected.
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Count?
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I was curious whether kiwi birds have wings, and the AI answer came with this highly scientific illustration.
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GorillaBoy @snickersnatcher.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Repost is you love big round hairy butts. … this is mine. 🍑
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Is he leaking a little bit there too?
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
*Not quite immediately though: we'd parked out of the city and taken the subway in, not realizing that the subway stopped running at 11. So first we had to walk 5km (3mi) back to the car.
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I heard there was a gay bar in Toronto. So my lesbian friend and I drove 4.5 hours to Toronto, put one foot in a bar (I forget the name), got nervous, and immediately* drove the 4.5 hours back home
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
But I will afterwards!
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Don't be, you're worth the roofie too ❤️
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
New shirt It's @mechabobzilla.bsky.social's fault
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
YES PLZ
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
The gentleman who had locked me in the cage and did wonderful horrible things to me all weekend
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
I can now confirm that prison loaf is as bad as everyone says.
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Jokes to be retired in 2024: Thanksgiving double entendres about "stuffing" July 4 double entendres about "fireworks" Xmas jokes about "coming down the chimney," where "chimney" is meant as a stand in for any given body part Easter jokes with "He is risen" to mean that somebody has an erection
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Get well soon my friend
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Can I play the F.C.F. game, guys?
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
What do you get if you win?
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
No, somebody local here. But I'll definitely introduce you if you're in the same place at the same time
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Me: I have a huge crush on X. He's so sexy! Someone who will remain anonymous: You sure? He's got really low self esteem and a bit of a drinking problem. Me: (to myself) this is going to be easy! And it WAS.
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
I dunno, something I downloaded years ago and have been enjoying ever since 🥰
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
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Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
You're a good boy! (Pets)
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