Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Credit smxlad on Instagram It's been a long time since I got so instantly hard 🤤 030
Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 17/01/2026How hot I find this kind of thing caused me so many problems earlier in life... 110
Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I just learned that my uncle got me a pacifier as a baby whose sucking side was phallic shaped. Apparently I loved it. 130
Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Wouldn't it be nice if all hobbies had as sexy results as the exercising hobby? 140
Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025With all the technological advancements of the past few years, how far are we from sex robots? Because I would like a sex robot please. Not a fuck machine, not a stroker, a full-body sex robot. 230
Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 11/03/2025The first picture here has made it into my All Time Favorites collection. Ho. Ly. Crud that's beautiful. 030
Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 08/03/2025There is an 80-something woman here at the gym who is going up and talking to all the swole gym bros #lifegoals 230
Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Reflections on my Atlantis Cruise: I knew before I left that this was going to be a Life Landmark Experience. It was that, but not in the way I expected. 210
Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I was curious whether kiwi birds have wings, and the AI answer came with this highly scientific illustration. 240
Reposted by MattGorillaBoy @snickersnatcher.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Repost is you love big round hairy butts. … this is mine. 🍑 261064129
Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 24/01/2024I can now confirm that prison loaf is as bad as everyone says. 180
Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 31/12/2023 Jokes to be retired in 2024: Thanksgiving double entendres about "stuffing" July 4 double entendres about "fireworks" Xmas jokes about "coming down the chimney," where "chimney" is meant as a stand in for any given body part Easter jokes with "He is risen" to mean that somebody has an erection 010
Matt @ecpb.bsky.social · 27/10/2023Me: I have a huge crush on X. He's so sexy! Someone who will remain anonymous: You sure? He's got really low self esteem and a bit of a drinking problem. Me: (to myself) this is going to be easy! And it WAS. 230
