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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

He looks like he smells like spoiled hotdog water.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

They spent $16 million on this pool. Man I got a local pool guy …. Nvm lmaooo

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Technically who ever the contractor was would refund the money and they can hire real professionals. Like they should have in the beginning.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The way the reflection pool is still major news right now over the green water, it’s like they can’t say what they really wanna say. So, the hyper fixation is on this damn pool.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I received a postcard from Ukraine. It said they have been at war for 5 years and the flowers are dying. 🥺

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All Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Seen in an old cookbook, a recipe that resonates with me today.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

That big ass Trump sign ruined some of my city pics. Didn’t help my hotel was directly across the street. They need to rename that damn building on the way to it. Also I don’t know if this is true lol. It just pissed me off seeing it.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I don’t pay these people no mind.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

He was like yes I’m ready Ebonie. Lol. This is the same person that will send me a I’m sorry note and say his med wore off.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I think I need a work therapist. And I’m so serious.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Because I don’t care if you cry.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

One of the new developers crashed out over a service now change request because it asked about his blackout plan. I went on mute. Died a thousand deaths. And got back on like so are we ready to put in the details now?

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I think Martha had slaves in her previous like. Maybe this one too. It might be a set of black that don’t know they are free. But… there are things that woman knows that only somebody that be in the field would know.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Soooooo I have copilot studio now. And I might be dangerous. Maybe hazardous. Nobody told me what my limitations were. And I know shit. Lots of random shit. Umm. And they said I could make agents. Ion know if they know me. But I will automate my entire job.

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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 08/07/2026

Fuck Microsoft, fuck Adobe, and fuck all the other companies that changed their software business models from “one-time purchase” to subscription-based! Bill Gates and John Adobe (idk who runs that), you will burn in Hell with Mitch McConnell!!!

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Because not at any point in history… and I mean ever in history has it been proven they were good people. Even the new ones.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

And honestly, I’d question what’s in his spirit to move him to want to do that. And think that it’s ok?

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

My child, not ever in his black ass life would be allowed to go somewhere with white people and he is the only black person.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I really should be smaller.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I broke down and bought some protein shakes. I lasted a week. I might have eaten once a day. Then trying to figure out what I want to eat. Then never mind the whole eating experience altogether.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Last week I had a candidate googling the answers right in my face. We could see her typing and then reading.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Ion know. I felt a little defeated yesterday. I lost over a degree technicality. lol. I was sad in private.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I just remember where I came from and how hard it was for me to even get my foot in the door. But also making sure I’m making the right decision on the chances I make.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

We all started somewhere. We didn’t wake up in these executive positions. And I’m the only one inclined to take a chance on someone than my peers. But I will absolutely tell the new hire, don’t you make me look bad.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I didn’t win the arguments yesterday.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Now I could be wrong. Maybe these people get to a job and everybody got them fucked up. But I’m very straight to the point in most interviews unless you’re my 4 person of the day. Imma shoot the shit and hope you’re have something to brag to me about.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Other thing was work history and people who never had any tenure at their previous companies. So anything less than a year. I’m in the room arguing that the job market is shot to shit. People are getting work where they can. Companies been laying off since the Trump administration

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I had arguments yesterday about me wanting to hire someone with out a degree. And we all went back and forth about it.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Normally, I’d say degrees don’t matter. I’d take experience over a degree. I also don’t think a certification trumps a degree in any way.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

She want a deep sea diver. Swimming with the fishes.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I wanna know what the weather is like in a heaven. Cause I’m thinking island weather, maybe eastern Caribbean. Would a soul even feel weather? Wait.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Lmao somebody said cable management and I’m dying. The nurses can’t even find my veins when it’s time for my blood work. Now I straight up tell them what to do. And if they don’t listen I ask for somebody else.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

You can’t really grade human bodies currently. I mean the surgeries don’t fix aging and depletion of cell loss. So you can have a fat ass and new teeth and still have a 65 year old heart.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I also think new better humans were created after us. We just can’t meet them. Because maybe we think they are aliens and they could just be Human 3.0 improved upgraded model.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I always say the human design model is crazy. And maybe we were left here because we were all prototypes. Which is why we can’t escape this mf. But reproduction, vein management and structure, hairloss, disease susceptible. All horrible defects of being human.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Right. Cause, Wessssssssside!

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

By the 3rd interview it wasn’t a serious bone in my body.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Chile they all had them chat cpt resumes and questions. I had to shake it up.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I was tired of answering the question. I then said I was joking. Your first 90 days will be training and getting you up to speed and building business relationships with your peers. I’m not throwing you in a pool and tell you to learn how to swim back.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Everyone I interviewed today asked me about their first 90 days. And I was like So day 3 I’m going to need you to be up to speed and coding the dashboard for rocket launchers. By 90 days you should be independently buildings your own rockets from top to bottom and maintain ground level controls.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

When my timeline is on its best behavior I get bored.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Nobody posted anything crazy enough for me to troll them with useless random facts. Like clouds are heavy. They can weigh between 1-3 tons and just be floaty in the sky. Or Elephants stay pregnant for 22 months. Almost 2 years. Or Honey never spoils.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

We always just felt really unsafe. So we can fight and we can run. Lol. I used to make all the kids run with me. Some can practice. Lmaooo omg.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

When I was younger, I just to practice running with my baby sister on my back in case we had to run away from predators. lol. Just know. I had a full system throwing her on my back and taking off. Them other kids had to fend for themselves and keep up.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Also imma eat the cake. Just know I’m kinda fat. Like a mediumlarge. Depends on if Zara wanna ruin my self esteem this week.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

People be killing me when they don’t do something that is already causing a problem in their life. Ex: I’m not gone eat this cake cause ion wanna get fat. Now we all know… Or, I don’t wanna file for bankruptcy cause it’s going to ruin my credit. Sir your credit score is 349. Please file.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

So I need to go get the the electric car? Cause that’s all this is proving.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Sooooo we really gone run out of gas? I thought there was a deal made? So that was a lie or we gotta wait 60-90 days on a gas shipment from Hormuz ?

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