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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I’ve never been this close to a hurricane

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Her little haircut ❤️ here’s my sister’s dog in a wig.

A Jack Russell terrier dog wearing a small brown bowl cut wig

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“It’s not my fault, you guys stop laughing!”

A closeup of a medieval illustration of a mythical creature looking forlorn

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is Mateo, a 3.5 year-old Chihuahua who is also my office assistant. He’s named after Mateo’s salsa…because he’s spicy…and we are addicted.

A small white chihuahua sitting on a blanket while looking up at the camera

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Y’all I’m just now discovering that Dolly Parton’s sister Cassie lived just a few miles from where we live now. www.facebook.com/share/p/1L8d...

A screenshot of a post on Facebook:
Chief Meteorologist Jordan
Dressman
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Camden Hayes Bastin • 13h
Yah Dolly Parton 's niece went to Hazel Green High School when my brother went there. They also owned that horse paster there in Meridianville soon as you pass Star Market right there on the right, before you get to Redstone Bank & Publix.
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Kay Goolsby Barley • 22m
Yes her neice went to Lynn flanning elementary years ago
Dolly came to the school
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Brenda Flanagan Turner • 17h
What did she do while living in Huntsville?
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Lynn Sanderson • 16h
Actually, she lived in Meridianville.
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Jada Lynne Thomas-Douglas • 15h
Yes. Wasn't it Stella? My sister used to do harhair In tha 70s

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

In this house, we will celebrate Dolly with a Steel Magnolias/9 to 5 double feature.

A woman standing next to a cardboard version of Dolly Parton and advertisements for Gatlinburg-area attractions in Tennessee

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

“And please, when I fail, will you tell me? You have the absolute right to cuss me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more.”

A graphic with a photoshopped image of Natalie Harp and Donald Trump, featuring excerpts from letters she has written to Trump. “You are all that matters to me." “I don't ever want to let you down." “want things to always be right between us. I also know I've been distracted all week (forgetting to eat throughout the days, and even forgetting to sleep, and only catching a couple hours at a time).” “Thank you for being my Guardian and Protector in this Life." “I want to bring you joy, to feel like we can get through a day without ever having to talk
'work.’” “ I want to get back to that synergy…where we'd talk about everything and nothing." “You're the alpha and the omega... the be all and end all... What would I be without you?"
“After going through all this self-analysis, my conclusion? I need to reunite my past self with my current into a better version who will make you proud. And please, when I fail, will you tell me? You have the absolute right to cuss me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more. Thank you for always being there for me-l'll never forget when you made that promise to me after losing my dad...” “To modify a classic, 'I could not have parted with you, to anyone less worthy' and, I will add, it is I who am unworthy. Always, Natalie." “With all my heart, Natalie."

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

“And please, when I fail, will you tell me? You have the absolute right to cuss me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more.”

A graphic featuring a photoshopped photo of Natalie Harp and Donald Trump. “From Natalie Harp's LETTERS TO TRUMP. “I want things to always be right between us. I also know I've been distracted all week (forgetting to eat throughout the days, and even forgetting to sleep, and only catching a couple hours at a time)."
Thank you for being my Guardian and Protector in this Life." “I want to bring you joy, to feel like we can get through a day without ever having to talk ‘work.’” “I want to get back to that synergy where we'd talk about everything and nothing." “You're the alpha and the omega... the be all and end all... What would I be without you?" “After going through all this self-analysis, my conclusion? I need to reunite my past self with my current into a better version who will make you proud. And please, when I fail, will you tell me? You have the absolute right to cuss me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more. Thank you for always being there for me-l'll never forget when you made that promise to me after losing my dad...To modify a classic, 'I could not have parted with you, to anyone less worthy'-and, I will add, it is I who am unworthy. Always, Natalie." “With all my heart, Natalie."

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Nothing pisses me off more than grifters preying on people with cancer and incurable diseases. My immediate family has already suggested ivermectin as a cure for my FIL and my husband’s cancer. It infuriates me!

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Yes it’s my dog. Yes he has eyebrows.

A black and white photo of a white Chihuahua with drawn-on eyebrows

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My office assistant has a spot on my desk. Makes it easier to proof my work.

A white Chihuahua in a fluffy cream-colored bed on the top of a desk with a keyboard and monitor

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Creases so deep he can’t even get his makeup in there.

An extreme closeup of a sweaty Donald Trumps note and forehead

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I just got my copy in the mail! Thank you from Alabama.

The hardback cover of The Edge of Space-Time: Particles, Poetry, and the Cosmic Dream Boogie by Chanda Prescod-Weinstein, author of The Disordered Cosmos

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

People move here for the “low cost of living.” Native Alabamians already know how expensive it is to live here. Electricity, food, and an increasing lack of healthcare. The real cost of living in AL is hidden in (or stripped away from) the things we need to live. taxfoundation.org/location/ala...

A graphic from TaxFoundation.org: How High Are Sales Taxes in Your State?
Combined State & Average Local Sales Tax Rates, January 2026

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The facade of Donald Trump’s mini-monument is already disintegrating.

The cracked and peeling facade of the model Triumphal Arc on the National Mall for the “America 250” celebration.

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

One of the few things at which I have tossed my money and have been subsequently rewarded with delight. 12/10 recommend. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Thanks Obama!

The front page of The Onion featuring the front page headline: CDC Successfully Eradicates Children followed by Pentagon Declassifies Files On Blimps

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

If the model is in any way representative of the eventual final product then it’s going to go just as well as the reflecting pool.

A cheap model of Donald Trump’s planned Arc project.

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I took this in 2008 and I still think about it.

A photograph of a moth floating around in a pool of water

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

The same people who are terrified of vaccines will happily inject random peptides they bought online.

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Who else remembers this multi-racial cast of Cinderella? I don’t remember any hubbub.

The cast of Disney’s 1997 diverse retelling of Cinderella featuring Brandy Norwood as Cinderella, Whitney Houston as Fairy Godmother, Bernadette Peters as Cinderella's Stepmother, Veanne Cox as Calliope, Natalie Desselle-Reid as Minerva (Cinderella's other stepsister) Paolo Montalban as Prince Christopher, Jason Alexander as Lionel (the Prince's valet), Whoopi’s Goldberg as Queen Constantine, and Victor Garber as King Maximillian

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Why are there two different countertop materials being used on the vanity? Someone actually spent money to make this choice.

A screenshot of a real estate listing showing a bathroom vanity that has two different countertop materials

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

There’s a waterfall between the two sets of stairs in the foyer?

Two very large gray stone staircases with wood balusters and rails with a brown stone waterfall in between.

View from the top of two very large gray stone staircases with wood balusters and rails with a brown stone waterfall in between.

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

“Work on the iconic National Mall basin appears behind schedule.” I mean…who is surprised?

Screenshot of an online article from the New York Times. Headline: Reflecting Pool Repairs Appear Uneven and Behind Schedule, Officials Say. Subheading: Work on the iconic National Mall basin appears behind schedule. President Trump initially said he had picked the contractor, then said he did not know it.

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Chinese cars are bad. Chinese investment in Trump family is good.

A screenshot of a Truth Social post made by Lara Trump while in China during a government-funded state visit, featuring a selfie with Eric Trump, Marco Rubio, and other terrible people in the Trump orbit

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

“Ok hear me out. What if we install an LED light strip around the edge? And put a fountain in the middle. What about a zip line from the tip of the Washington Monument that ends on Lincoln’s lap? We could charge admission.”

A Truth Social post screenshot:

From Donald J. Trump @reaDonaldTrump
And AI image of the reflecting pool connecting the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial after Trump drained it and painted the granite surface blue instead of fixing the drainage system’s plumbing issue which was one of the primary problems for the cause of algae blooms.

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Not a state-issued tag but this has been on my camera roll since the 00s! The fact that the car is a POS makes it even better.

A black car with a busted front fender with a vanity tag that reads GR8-LAY

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Man who needs a ballroom for protection is inviting thousands of people to the White House lawn. What could go wrong? Sounds like a great idea, sir!

Donald Trump in the Oval Office, flanked by UFC employees, shows off a swanky picture book with renderings of the 400O+ seat arena that he is having erected literally in front of the White House.

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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

This has been going on with regularity since February 2025.

A screenshot showing the occasions where President Trump has appeared in public with makeup on his hand(s).
• February 2025: NBC News published a photo of Trump with odd bruising and visible makeup on his hand during a meeting with French President Emmanuel
Macron. This was the first major appearance of the makeup controversy (The Independent).
• April 28 (year not specified, but context suggests 2025): Trump's hands, caked in makeup to cover bruising, were photographed during King Charles Ill's state visit. This was widely covered by media and on social media (Facebook).
• July 27, 2025: Photos showed
Trump's hand covered in makeup during a meeting in Scotland with European Commission President
Ursula von der Leyen (Palm Beach
Post).

A screenshot of a list of the occasions that President Trump has appeared in public with makeup on his hand(s).
• August 22, 2025: Zoomed-in photos during an Oval Office appearance showed a section of Trump's hand covered in makeup (Palm Beach Post).
• September 17 (year not specified, likely 2025): Makeup was blatantly visible on Trump's hand at a state banquet, as covered by OK!
Magazine and others (Facebook/OK!
Magazine).
• December 15, 2025: Ultra-thick makeup covered Trump's hand during the presentation of the Mexican Defense Medal (Yahoo
Entertainment).
• White House Easter Lunch, date unspecified: Reports and photos showed a shiny splotch of foundation on Trump's right hand (The Daily Beast).

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