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Elayne Boosler

@eboosler.bsky.social
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Comedy and Animal Rescue

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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 3h
"'Take out' Los Angeles & San Diego"?! CA pays $312.8 billion (15% to 16% of the national total) in federal taxes. The next nearest state pays half that. That tax money of OURS you're illegally stealing for YOUR f*cking tv ads? That's California money. Also, "bomb us"?! That's TREASON you SOB.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fab singing Elvis lamp to raise money for #Tailsofjoy rescue, left by Judy Tenuta to Elayne Boosler to help save animals. Comes with Judy's Marilyn Monroe Pez dispenser & letter of authenticity. Bid is low so take a look! Auction ends about noon Thursday, 10/1. Link in comments.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yep, the smartest men in the world. What does that tell ya?
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow. A whole PILE of Schmitt. Don't step in it.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh NO! I thought I was going to a Dolphins game but I ended up at Sea World!
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On what would have been his 38th birthday, Bless the memory of this beautiful human being. May his family find peace in knowing what an incredible person they raised, how much the world respects and admires the man he was. We want justice for Alex, Renee and all who were assassinated by this govt.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Their lies are getting more desperate, their over the top lawbreaking has reached monumental proportions, you can smell their desperation. Or maybe that's just assface. Vote Blue.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Auntie Meme says Vote Blue to rid the world of this parasitic soul sucking putrescent miasmic perjurious gangrenous curdled moldering odious execrable invidious leaking blue fissure of rancid reeking unholy leucorrhoea.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The UN: "The US was the ONLY nation to vote "NO" against ensuring & strengthening worldwide access to justice for all women & girls. The resolution passed with 37 yes votes, 6 countries (Côte d’Ivoire, Congo, Egypt, Mali, Mauritania & Saudi Arabia) abstained." Good company, huh? Vote Blue!
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Saturday Peeps. My Tails of Joy #rescue is auctioning off Judy Tenuta's beloved singing Elvis lamp, which also comes with a Marilyn Monroe Pez dispenser and Pez from Judy's collection, and a letter from me authenticating. Every dollar saves animals. Link in comments. THX!
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actual photo. What a Christmas card, huh? THIS is who they are. THIS is WHAT they are. Evil, sick, hateful, miserable, and they are taking us down with them. Don't let them. Vote BLUE in November. Let's get our lives back.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My great friend comedian Judy Tenuta left me this fab singing Elvis lamp to raise money for my animal rescue Tails of Joy. 25 years, all volunteer, every dollar goes to rescue. Just type into eBay “Celebrity Comedian Elvis Presley Vintage Music Lamp for Animal Rescue Charity”. Let’s save lives!
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It worked.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
JD Vance: "Give us another chance". Spoken by every abusive husband and boyfriend who promises to do better but instead beats you up even more often. America is being run by batterers and on November 3rd we are going to leave all their belongings on the curb.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Auntie Meme says, So many memes. So little time... until the midterms when we won't have to see these any more!
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Auntie Meme says: The best money I spend is paying my "Shit Sweeper". She blocks & deletes the magats so I never see hate & garbage. Today she said "They say they're not a cult but they all use the same 6 words in every post! They are so effing ignorant & hateful, it's sooooo funny!"
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TONIGHT Rally to SAVE The Kennedy Center 6:30pm EST. Kerry Kennedy organized Joining Hands Around the Center. Stop the bulldozers! Get there if you can. The whole world donated irreplaceable, magnificent treasures to help build the center, to honor JFK. Keep it from the sick animal. Stop the steal.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe he can get his name on the Putin Center.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey Peeps, it's National Voter Registration Day. Register or check your registration with your state election officials or www.vote.org. And if you're a red cult member, please register at deesnuts.biz.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
These photos of Trump this morning, curated by The Daily Beast’s Elizabeth Brockway, show him falling asleep as a bell sounded at the Pentagon to commemorate the dead, while "sleepy Joe" Biden, 83, with cancer, was bolt upright wide awake listening as relatives read out the names of those who died.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Heroes come in all absorbencies.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nero golfed while Rome burned, or maybe he slept. Auntie Meme says keep the pressure on. And Vote Blue.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh my gosh what a Hero!! Who knew!
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
assface was nowhere near the WTC on 9/11. He is delusional and needs to be removed. Disrespecting the people who died and the people who died saving them. His only connection to the WTC was immediately bragging after the attack that he now had the tallest building in downtown NYC. Sick.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
While this crime family rapes the treasury, using our tax dollars for themselves and their vanity projects while Americans struggle and people around the world die because of us, the rape-publicans in congress do nothing except pick up some scraps for themselves. Vote Blue.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is what happens when you get your hair done at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.” RIP Gloria Steinem. Thank you for fighting the good fight and making the world better for everyone. We will keep up that good fight and never go back.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'd like two scoops of memes please.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Truth in memes, and some entertainment as well...
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Auntie Meme says feel free to share Collection 2 also. Memes have replaced the MSM for truth and accuracy. And entertainment. Come on Hurricane Dolly, spare the innocent and work your magic on the guilty.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Auntie Meme says we'll get you through the weekend, despite more lies, more meandering speeches, more disrespect, rudeness, damage to us and our country, making more enemies, more full diapers. It's not us, it's him. Let's hope Hurricane Dolly has better aim than the Grim Reaper.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Coyote vs. my little dog Beau. He made it! What a warrior, I am changing his name to Joe Pesce. youtube.com/shorts/9Vii2...
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They come in threes: Dolly Parton, 80, Tim Curry, 80. Come on universe, one more 80 year old.....
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
May this magnificent human, this philanthropist, this bringer of light and love, this stellar talent, beautiful inside and out, this beacon of kindness and generosity, this composer of the soundtrack of our lives, rest in peace. Thank you Dolly.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gotta let that steam out or the top of your head flies off.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
An update, Peeps. And to those disappointed that I ate fish, I understand. I have not eaten meat or birds for thirty years, and no dairy except for some cheese from Italy occasionally. Sometimes I do eat fish, but not after this week! I was trying to get off it anyway...
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
An update, Peeps. And to those disappointed that I ate fish, I understand. I have not eaten meat or birds for thirty years, and no dairy except for some cheese from Italy occasionally. Sometimes I do eat fish, but not after this week! I was trying to get off it anyway...
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hoo boy! Somebody ate some tuna poke on her boitday and has not been out of the bathroom since. I see all the good wishes -THANK YOU so much Peeps and I will personally thank everyone for their donations ... oops.. excuse me gotta run....
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I owe you some laughs after asking you to donate to my birthday wish for my Tails of Joy rescue. If you laugh, why not throw a buck in the tip jar. It all adds up. Thanks!
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tails of Joy helps people too. We ship food, supplies across the country & call to pay vet bills every day for needy folks & rescue groups. Every animal we help helps a person or family. Please donate to my birthday wish. Here's Bella in Oregon, food & training money sent. Link in bio.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just a few days left to donate to my birthday wish for my Tails of Joy all animal nationwide and beyond rescue. If you've found fun on this page all year I hope you'll throw a fiver in the tip jar...
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
To get them ready for their forever homes, Tails of Joy paid to spay, neuter and vet all these sweethearts this month. Saved from the pound, a chance at a real life. They bring love with them! Please donate to my birthday wish so we can save even more. Contact us to adopt! Link in comments.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
With our longtime rescue partner Maria, in Mexico, we're able to save the street dogs. Maria does the leg work, we pay the bills, most of the dogs come here to rescue orgs in America and know love and a home for the first time. $5 donations add up! Link in comments.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Today is International Left Handers Day. Having lived with a left hander, I know how inconvenient the world can be for them. Make it easier. Buy this Left Handed ruler from my #tailsofjoy. 100% to #rescue. Link in comments.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
From This: A ragged over bred pregnant Mastiff in a Compton homeless encampment on the railroad tracks ... To This: A happy healthy mother of 12 (!!) gorgeous puppies in a loving foster home. Please donate to my Tails of Joy Birthday Wish! $5 donations all add up to life. Link in comments.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The pound said these dogs die today because they need vet care and no one has come forward. My #tailsofjoy paid for everything. Now they're healthy and ready for their forever homes. Please donate to my once a year birthday fundraiser. Link in comments. Thank you.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We save mostly dogs and cats but not ONLY dogs and cats. Birthday fundraiser happening now. 25 years for #tailsofjoy. 70 something years for me - gulp! Donation link in comments. And thank you! We need you.
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