Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 17hI know I shouldn't laugh at mentally ill people, and yet how could I not 020
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 20hThis is a lil weird question, but does anyone know why Betty Crocker cake mixes have been marked down to $1 to $2 everywhere? Did their decision to shrinkflate the boxes to 13.5 ounces hurt sales? I don't shop at Target but I googled and it's $1.29 there. $1 at Ralph's/Kroger if you buy 5 boxes. 110
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I don't care what his fucking record is, they SHOT A CAR UP WITH A CHILD INSIDE 0110
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026In general I'm against the death penalty but there are ALWAYS cases in which I'm fully prepared to be a hypocrite, and that case is Chris Watts 010
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The heat and humidity is giving me uncomfortable flashbacks to Maryland 020
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I just need ONE day of normal temps so I can put out my Halloween decor in the front yard. Yeesh. Work with me here, Cali. 030
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Halloween being a cultural tradition is one of the few things the US got right. I feel sorry for countries that aren't awash in all things spooky once a year. Can't imagine not being completely in love with and over the top about this holiday. Absolutely no chill. 040
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I've ordered from them twice before and it's never taken this long! I'm just bummed out because I ran out of my Edge drops and I really could have just gone to Ulta to get them, but I like to support businesses directly. 000
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The pillaging of Native American land and then slavery were the two rock-bottom events in this nation's history, but televising an execution in the year 2026 is definitely a close third. If any of the major media outlets cover this, I will begin to pray for their downfall IN EARNEST. 060
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yeah, I ordered on Saturday morning, and I just got a shipping notice a couple of hours ago. It was supposed to be here on Wednesday 🫠 000
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm sorry but all Cecred sells is hair products, especially that damn edge oil, it should not take five business days to get a shipping notice! What else are they doing exactly? 😂 110
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026On my "About You" Amazon page, they're saying that I prefer bakery style brown butter cookies and this is just as I'm about to crown myself the Anti-Brown Butter Queen. I'm about to remove that shit because they don't have the right They got everything else right tho. I love chicken and mysteries 120
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Getting old is realizing that you like homemade crunchy chocolate chip cookies 010
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I've been influenced. I just bought Meghan's As Ever Advent Calendar. I've never had an advent calendar before, but I grew up with See's Candy on holiday tables, and I'm a SUCKER for good quality chocolate. The jam and honey are delicious, so I'm confident we'll get a quality product. 020
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Being a Black Californian is NOT for the weak. Everyone hates us for different reasons 🫠 030
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I emailed Newsom's office and I'm going to call right now. This is not a subject that should be addressed on social media, he needs to hold an emergency press event and assure Californians that he's doing everything to protect us and ensure our safety. @governor.ca.gov 070
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I woke up FURIOUS this morning. Fucking Nebraska. We supply over 75% of produce and other things like nuts to this mostly WORTHLESS country and they want to cheer our annihilation? We pay more in taxes than we take in, and they're cheering for us to be murdered in our homes? I'm fed UP. 050
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I LOVE me some Freddie Jackson badly. Have You Ever Loved Somebody is one of my top 10 favorite songs and it's not #10 either! DAMMIT. He wasn't even 70. I'm so tired. 030
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If this isn't a legitimate reason for Cali to secede then I don't know what is 150
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think I'm done with browned butter. I made a spice cake today and decided to use Sally's Baking Addictions brown butter cream cheese frosting with it, and it completely took over the flavor profile of the entire cake. Ion like it. 020
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That "feel like Nicoooooooole-ooooole" in that upper register hits my ear just right manstatic.klipy.comAyra Starr Clock ItALT: Ayra Starr Clock It 000
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There's one snack that Americans don't play about, one that we've all mastered and can bake from scratch whenever we feel like it, and that is the chocolate chip cookie. That's our shit. And all of its variations and offspring. 020
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026At some point in the future I will have to address my Tiktok shopping cart 000
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Who in the FUCK is running the Nutter Butter socials? They need to pay for their crimes omg 000
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's so fucking hot I am sweaty and drenched after cleaning the kitchen. The AC is at SIXTY NINE. It's hot every October but this is end of times hot 010
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I used to mash my airpods into my ear they itched so bad. Ever since I started using the Flonase, they haven't itched since. 011
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just threw the box away. I don't have time or the calories to waste on nasty shit. I made it THREE TIMES. 😂 000
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The best perimenopause cheat I've ever learned is to put a little bit of Flonase on a safety cotton swab and rub it in your ear daily. I haven't suffered from itchy ears since! And I wear airpods ALL day and sleep buds at night. No itchiness 🤏🏽🤏🏽 141
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tomas is so pathetic, everyone hates him or doesn't respect him. What a loser. Why do they insist on sticking Kat with this bum?? #BeyondTheGates 071
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Exactly. They leave so much money on the table. They should collab with Jordan Woods for those ChelseaKat bags 020
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think Chante Moore might be the greatest living singer right now. 000
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Joey better channel his inner Nino Brown and CMB his bitch sister (whom I like, but I want him to be a real thug, not a gummy bear mobster like Sonny and his ilk) #BeyondTheGates 060
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just had a bowl of Cream of Wheat for the first time in years. It doesn't taste the same. 120
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Beautiful Babes Bitches Be Jealous Of" 😂 Okay Vanessa 😌 #BeyondTheGates 020
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This show has actual paramedics that can take 911 calls. Has that hospital show ever had a paramedic? Or an EMT? #BeyondTheGates #BTG 040
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This story would have gone from meh to iconic soap levels if Hayley had managed to actually "kill" Bill in St. Barts. He could have come back alive a few months later, but just imagine the fallout of her killing that man and having him cremated lmaooo #BeyondTheGates #BTG 071
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME Not when I just found them, omggggggallrecipes.comOur Favorite Butter Is Being Discontinued and We Truly Can’t Believe ItVital Farms butter is being discontinued, with production ending by the end of 2026. Here’s what shoppers should know about availability and the phaseout. 020
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I bought a bunch of boxes of Vital Farms butter on clearance and made some cookies with it. Y'all. I think this might be the best butter I've ever baked with and y'all know I was elbow deep in different butter brands last year. Yes, it's even better than the cultured French butter. 140
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Brown butter cookie butter caramel" Just be throwing flavors and words together like they're meaningless 020
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The reason I'm against the death penalty is that I don't think it's okay for the government to ask untrained employees to kill someone once every few decades. Can we not see what a mess this is? Are these employees given counseling? Time off to process what they did? It's barbaric as far as jobs go. 0100
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm sorry but Eva whining about a surgery scar two seconds after having life saving surgery. This is not soap, this is boring. #BeyondTheGates 050
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why was Eva and Izaiah at Anita's little party?? #BeyondTheGates 030
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Kile's son looks like he's eligible for 55+ communities what in the hell is happening with casting here #BeyondTheGates 150
Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wish they never had Kat give away her damn liver, I'm just so tired of her endless unhappiness and drama. She's exhausting. #BeyondTheGates 020