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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 47m
YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME Not when I just found them, omgggggg
allrecipes.com
Our Favorite Butter Is Being Discontinued and We Truly Can’t Believe It
Vital Farms butter is being discontinued, with production ending by the end of 2026. Here’s what shoppers should know about availability and the phaseout.
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 2h
I bought a bunch of boxes of Vital Farms butter on clearance and made some cookies with it. Y'all. I think this might be the best butter I've ever baked with and y'all know I was elbow deep in different butter brands last year. Yes, it's even better than the cultured French butter.
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 4h
"Brown butter cookie butter caramel" Just be throwing flavors and words together like they're meaningless
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 9h
The reason I'm against the death penalty is that I don't think it's okay for the government to ask untrained employees to kill someone once every few decades. Can we not see what a mess this is? Are these employees given counseling? Time off to process what they did? It's barbaric as far as jobs go.
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 20h
I'm sorry but Eva whining about a surgery scar two seconds after having life saving surgery. This is not soap, this is boring. #BeyondTheGates
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why was Eva and Izaiah at Anita's little party?? #BeyondTheGates
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kile's son looks like he's eligible for 55+ communities what in the hell is happening with casting here #BeyondTheGates
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish they never had Kat give away her damn liver, I'm just so tired of her endless unhappiness and drama. She's exhausting. #BeyondTheGates
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ted and Shanice have no chemistry idk #BeyondTheGates
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I should mention that my hair has had a huge growth spurt since I had my hysterectomy and am no longer anemic. I've also been using Cecred drops and I use a red light cap every other day. I think all played a role, but I think the hysterectomy had the biggest impact.
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I colored my hair, a wig, and some bundles copper red today. My hair is bra strap length , which is so fucking unheard for me. I'm sorry I just don't see the point of having long hair if I always have it braided, wrapped up, in a bonnet or under some bundles. This is ridiculous.
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've complained on here that I've had a few body scans over the past year, and they've noticed my scoliosis and brought it up in appointments, but the medical team has never told me how to deal with it as I get older. Like... okay, my spine is crooked; what SHOULD I DO ABOUT IT? So frustrating.
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just don't understand why people don't like Shredded Wheat and Mini Wheats, they are soooooo good! I feel like it tastes how wheat is supposed to taste in its purest form. Sprinkle a lil brown sugar on top 🤏🏽🤏🏽😌
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hoodoo is a CLOSED religion. It is for Black Americans only. The descendants of Black American slaves. It is our birthright. There are no buts, no what abouts, no first Gen, no "I was born here", no "I was raised around". It is for us, by us ONLY. Happy Soulaan 🖤🇺🇸🔱
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ExCUSE me???
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I could not be less interested in whatever war the news networks are fighting against the Orangutan Organization. I don't even bother to open up the email, it all goes straight to the dumpster
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Am I weird that I love the name Rusty for a girl? It's so cute and a lil Tomboy-ish 😂
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Necessaire's retinol body lotion smells so fucking bad, I think I'm gonna have to hop back in the shower to wash it off of $60 wasted on something that's making me smell like spoiled cheese and mildew 🤢
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Cheesecake Factory is probably the only chain restaurant that never lets me down
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eff Game of Thrones forever, but what is this Twin Peaks show?? 👀
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me and my baby some years ago. My *favorite* fall pic (and I have MANY) I CANNOT WAIT TO DRAG OUT MY AUTUMNAL BALENCIAGA BAG, it's like accessorizing with a giant pumpkin
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I woke up today and decided to make my first autumn meal, I'm so excited! I got cornbread baking in the oven for some apple cornbread dressing 😌
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, because NBC Nightly News is running a story about how Boomers are addicted to their phones, and I am fucking CRYING because, at least here in SD, they literally have the worst smartphone etiquette; in restaurants ignoring EVERYBODY. Blocking sidewalks to take a pic of a tree. Just crazy. 😂
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gwen Stefani's descent into Miss MAGA is complete
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had no idea Agatha Christie's teeth looked like that 🫩
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Autumnal Equinox everyone! Cozy warriors get your blankets!
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I used to buy The Ordinary Multi-Peptide Hair serum for TWELVE DOLLARS. It's TWENTY FOUR DOLLARS NOW. I can't believe this shit 😂
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh! Happy Earth, Wind & Fire Day!
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The media is a fucking JOKE. This orange piece of rancid shit gets away with murder and worse and they happily give him airtime to spew his bigoted hate. But now he's being mean to THEM and it's a problem. This isn't even the worst thing he's done this week and the week just started yesterday.
nytimes.com
Trump Live Updates: White House TV Pool Suspends Trump Coverage After CNN Ban
CNN, MS NOW and Politico said they would sue to regain access to the White House. They argued in a joint statement that President Trump’s decision to block them violates the First Amendment.
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really cannot imagine getting another iphone at this point. When my 16 is ready to be replaced, I'm probably gonna go back to Android. I'm just tired of iOS, I should have never switched. 🫤
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm sorry but coffee in brownies or chocolate cake is a terrible "hack". I can taste it every single time
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I believe every word Earl Spencer is saying and also, Princess Michael is a cunt.
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really don't understand driving under any influence. I took an edible one evening and when I woke up I still felt a bit loopy so I took an Uber to my son's IEP meeting. Only five miles away but that's five miles of driving while under the influence. Anything can happen even if it's not your fault!
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh my GOD Core memory unlocked after seeing that Estee Lauder is releasing a perfume powder! Y'all remember our grandmas wearing that?? That chalky fragrance, like you could actually smell the powder 😂 It is thrilling to suddenly remember details of my childhood like that.
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Montecito would have never done to Meghan what these UK Moms did to her. If you don't like her, just leave the group or IGNORE HER. Why leak her number for fuck's sake?
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've noticed that the content creators I follow are easing into autumn like normal people. Hoping this is the beginning of the end of the relentless and never ending consumerism craze around changing seasons.
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I used the "Uber Women Rider Preference" feature and TEN OUT OF TEN, WOULD RECOMMEND One of my drivers was an Asian lady who had some kind of diffuser in the car and played that soft piano music that you hear in nail salons. 😂 It was so clean and fresh too. If Uber was a spa!
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All of the Angels look AMAZING. I miss Farrah. 🥺
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's not steak per se, but I really only fuck with tri tip. It's just incredible and really hard to fuck up. I have no class so I only eat ground beef, tri tip and occasionally brisket.
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
These indie coffee shops and mobile coffee carts are gonna send consumers running right into the waiting arms of Starbucks
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anti-Blackness is a global phenomenon, but I've never seen racism quite like UK racism. They're so loud and proud about it but then are genuinely confused when you point it out to them. 🫠
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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rose: What was the best sex you ever had, Blanche? Dorothy: Oh, way to go, Rose. Look, Blanche, it's late, there's only one cheesecake left, so let's make menopause the cutoff point. #GoldenGirls
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We should have never let the Mid-Atlantic accent go out of style. I adore it.
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm so fucking done with her. For real this time.
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V @cosmicv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They’re not dead enough on the inside
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have so many problems with the character of Vincent Owens in the Practical Magic series. I won't be seeing PM 2 until next week, but I did a quick scan and it looks like Vincent isn't in the film. GOOD. 😂 I don't dislike the character, I just dislike some of the things Hoffman did with him.
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Absolutely no one wants to see Jack Sparrow as Ebenezer Scrooge! Unbelievable.
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spider-Man: A Brand New Day was so good at first and then it went COMPLETELY off the rails Jesus. Can't we just get a regular ass Spidey film??
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No matter how ugly they make the actors who play Mark Zuckerberg, they're still not quite ugly enough
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Cozy Eb @ebonielon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The older I get the less interested I am in young people. It's the strangest thing. I used to love animated films and YA books and now? Absolutely not, fuck them teens
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