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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is probably the walkup music with the worst vibes, the one with the funniest bad vibes is undoubtedly Nolan McLean having the Rich Men North of Richmond guy's follow up song about his wife taking 50% in the divorce as his
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shoutout to Brian Ferentz's greatest masterpiece
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
obligatory www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...
Matt Walsh: I would kill every ape in the world to save one human, because humans are more important. This is a very simple concept, folks
K. Thor Jensen: would you suck every ape's dick to save one human
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The animation is admittedly absolute ass (in a way that imo contributes to its charm) but the writing is *chef's kiss* (making it unique among "2000s attempts at replicating Shrek")
Hoodwinked, 46% on RT
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And she's clearly absolutely delighted by Three Six Mafia beating her in an award she was generally expected to win!
Three Six Mafia being announced as Oscar winners while the other two nominees react, the "Crash" duo are shocked but happy, Dolly is delighted, and Three Six (and presenter Queen Latifah) are losing it
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Route 50 has a similar sign in Sacramento if you want the "city x miles, city x miles, city x miles" format
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That would be on both sides of Route 20!
Newport, OR (3365 miles)
Boston, MA (3365 miles)
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Obligatory, a sign very close to the Texas-Louisiana border
Beaumont 23
El Paso 857
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey App State *is* pretty good, maybe we'll be alrig-
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
which of course leads to
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
(For those unfamiliar: www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...)
"Pitchfork: King PU$$Y Eater revolutionizes our perception of bodies and spaces with his hit single "Goop on Ya Grinch" [7.6]"
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Roger Ebert wrote Beyond the Valley of the Dolls for him, he was very much of the same Respectful Pervert heritage
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"the NTSB report did not find that maintenance issues were widespread throughout the aircraft. The review did find that there were some issues with the maintenance of the left wing, causing it to fall off and the plane to crash, killing all aboard" media.discordapp.net/attachments/...
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
One of the great Hockey Twitter days, so much wrong with this logic www.northernpolicy.ca/upload/image...
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Don't forget the lyrics of their 1989 entry
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
good news
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The NFL and other football levels have a rule like this, most famously invoked in the 1954 Cotton Bowl when an Alabama player came off the bench to tackle a Rice player who was going to score a TD and the refs awarded Rice a TD
Article 3: Palpably Unfair Act. A player or substitute shall not interfere with play by any act which is palpably unfair.
Penalty: For a palpably unfair act: Offender may be disqualified. The Referee, after consulting his crew, enforces any such distance penalty as they consider equitable and irrespective of any other specified code penalty. The Referee may award a score. See 15-1-6.
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The 2002 IL Governor Dem primary was maybe the most cursed D primary of all time
Rod Blagojevich 36.50%, Paul Vallas 34.47%, Roland Burris 29.03%
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It's both according to the lead singer/songwriter (who has gone on to co-write, among other things, Not Ready to Make Nice, Someone Like You, and White Horse)
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This is an absurd run of #1 hits
"Baby One More Time" from 1/30-2/6, "Angel of Mine" from 2/13-3/6, "Believe" by Cher from 3/13 to 4/3, "No Scrubs" from 4/10 to 5/1, and "Livin' La Vida Loca" from 5/8 to 6/5
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This is basically the (French) June Uprising in tweet form
I met some leaders in Die Linke a while back and they asked me about how canvassing works in the US. I asked a Linke staffer how they would normally go about talking to voters in a 1:1 interaction. He started with "Hello, I am from Die Linke. Are you a member of the precariat?"
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Me as an Arsenal fan watching everyone slowly adopt Artetaball
I've won...but at what cost?
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
the current world superpower race
2025 NFC South standings (Panthers win at 8-9, Bucs 8-9, Falcons 8-9, Saints 6-11)
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Very strong Original Song field that year!
Tarzan - "You'll Be in My Heart" - Phil Collins (winner)
Magnolia - "Save Me" - Aimee Mann
Music of the Heart - "Music of My Heart" - Diane Warren
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut - "Blame Canada" - Trey Parker & Marc Shaiman
Toy Story 2 - "When She Loved Me" - Randy Newman
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Well the good news is that Game 6 has a good omen for the Sabres (especially in a playing the Bruins context)
Game 6 is on MAY DAY
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Rocky fix redistricting!
VA-7 lobster looking assRocky fix redistricting
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
bit more obscure/recent one: Antoine Reinartz as the prosecutor in Anatomy of a Fall
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
for those unfamiliar (long since deleted for obvious reasons)
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
NCAA Football 06 gotta be up there, banger after banger
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
neither good nor bad, but extremely funny
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'd say 69/22 and 75/21 are pretty "overwhelming"
Poll in January 2016 showing Hillary Clinton with a 69% favorable and 22% unfavorable rating with DemocratsPoll from February 2020 showing Biden with a 75%/21% approval rating with Democrats
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Actual screencap from Babe: Pig in the City
Dog saying "A murderous shadow lies hard across my soul."
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
idk why but this is the one that most consistently cracks me up
Spanish Jolly Green Giant account tweeting "incesto,,,INCESTO,,"
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
He certainly has!
"The 49-year-old Navy captain and format combat pilot from Pomona, California, makes it a habit to listen to Gil Scott-Heron's "Whitey on the Moon" and Marvin Gaye's "Make Me Wanna Holler" from the white-dominated Apollo era.
"I listen to those for perspective," he said. "It captures what we did well, what we did poorly."
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Interesting, I wonder how many social democratic/dissident left leaders communist governments have killed? Let's take a look-
Chris Jericho reading from an extremely long list
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Some honorable mentions:
Ending of MoonlightEnd of The Muppet MovieEnding of Harold and MaudeEnding of Killers of the Flower Moon
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Final scene of Cinema Paradiso
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
lmao who'd have thought
"User blocked by "Bad Takes on Ukraine (plus Georgia and Hungary as a bonus)""
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Thranduil when he checks his credit score after his weekly wine-buying spree
horrified Thranduil
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The story does have a happy ending though!
"Brooks died unexpectedly from a violent attack of croup on January 27, 1857, a few weeks before the March 4 start of the new congressional term to which he had been elected. He was buried in Edgefield, South Carolina. The official telegram announcing his death stated "He died a horrid death, and suffered intensely. He endeavored to tear his own throat open to get breath." Despite terrible weather, thousands went to the Capitol to attend memorial services. After his body was transported back to Edgefield, another large crowd took part in funeral ceremonies before he was buried."
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
this really is sadly universal for non-hegemonic groups.
First Panel: Man to other man with incorrect equation on board: "Wow, you suck at math."
Second Panel: Man to woman with incorrect equation on board: "Wow, girls suck at math."
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
this is genuinely the highest (natural, the highest actual point is the top of the Sears/Willis Tower) point in Illinois
Charles Mound, the highest point in Illinois
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Also Heyman's best tweet
"passed street called Blackfan on way to fenway. and haven't seen one since."
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
img.ifunny.co/images/3191f...
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Every time I hear a story about your parents
Julia Louis-Dreyfus on Veep: (laughing nervously) What the fuck?
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Kyle Whittingham having the players meet with him for advice.
actual tweet from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: "With a hard work ethic Inshallah the U of M will return to its glory days."
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Jack Donaghy: "That's Republican, we count those."
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My favorite excerpt is about the Communist party leader, a man who had survived the Spanish Civil War and 40 years of exile.
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
and uh well there's definitely *some* RPF influence here (as a hockey fan, fanfic reader, and also a former reader of Hockey RPF before certain real-life events/further reflection on RPF as a concept made me uncomfortable with it, I can confirm the similarities)
"One of my inspirations for Heated Rivalry was, obviously, the extremely entertaining rivalry between Crosby and Ovechkin"
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