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dr. christopher

@eatthatbee.bsky.social
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Assistant Professor of medieval literature in Louisiana • University of California, Riverside, PhD • once described as “disgusting and unnerving” feelings, manuscripts, medievalism, queer studies, & haunting • he/him opinions expressed are my own

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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the unstable quantum state of sandwiches
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tech bros ‘inventing’ school and education
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dream job at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all aboard next stop:
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Danielle Terrazas Williams @drdanielletw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Postdoc Opportunity! The UCLA CMRS Center for Early Global Studies is pleased to announce a John W. Baldwin Post-Doctoral Fellowship for a recent Ph.D. whose work focuses on European medieval studies within the global comparative context. recruit.apo.ucla.edu/JPF11239?fbc...
recruit.apo.ucla.edu
John W. Baldwin Post-Doctoral Scholar
University of California, Los Angeles is hiring. Apply now!
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the scream i would have screamt
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have you ever tried to read a scientific journal article and been told “you don’t have access, pay to download this article?” Did you know that the author of that article gets $0 if you pay? Instead, you can email the author and ask for a free copy! I’d be delighted to help and answer questions!
Screenshot of a scientific journal paywall
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THE PEOPLE DEMAND THE DUCHESS OF MALFI
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when the CfP is good but your brain refuses to think of anything cool to submit
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well. It is tempting…
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh hey, an ACTUAL threat to women's sports!
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 20/09/2026
The US higher education system is not equipped to correct for the effects of systemic injustice and underfunding at the high school, middle school, and elementary school levels.
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LETS GO SLU
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oof
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
showed my students kathryn hunter’s brilliant performance of the weird sisters in Macbeth and i wish i could capture the delight, confusion, horror, and whimsy of their reactions in a bottle
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The So What @thesowhat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TSW welcomes proposals for short, public-facing pieces on animals real & imaginary in medieval marginalia. Argumentative, creative, & pedagogical pieces on marginalia from any manuscript, place, & language is welcome! #medievalsky #marginalia #skystorians www.arthuriana.com/tsw-calls-page
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Angry Birds Manuscrit animé
ALT: Angry Birds Manuscrit animé
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
!!!???
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Ebony Elizabeth Thomas @ebonyteach.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Colleagues, please... I know higher ed is under siege, but we desperately need more entry-level assistant professorships and postdocs in areas that are not AI or AI adjacent. And, as a graduate program director, "open rank professor of AI" is not something that most R1s train for outside of STEM.
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ed just keeps looking like a fool
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
$500, some highlighters, and ten days to wrap it up. Treat candidates like we treat teachers.
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
might be worth replacing their swords with guns imo
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this was after i grabbed lunch so my mood had improved
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i realized i was frowning so i decided to smile instead
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
happy tuesday from campus
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
and here i was thinking i was losing my mind
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
oh ed you’re committed to stepping in it i see
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 15/09/2026
The cost of STEM/Econ materials is so high that students then don't buy relatively cheap humanities texts because they (understandably) run out of money. But it's not really fair for textbooks to be considered "essential" in STEM/Econ but "optional" in the humanities. gwhatchet.com/2019/09/02/s...
gwhatchet.com
STEM course materials about 85 percent costlier than humanities, arts textbooks
Students enrolled in STEM courses pay about $45 more for books than those in non-STEM courses, a Hatchet analysis found.
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
not unrelated; my institution is now facing issues with internal marketing standards because of AI usage interesting to see where the line is drawn
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HOLY YAP just touch the damn books
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My time has come.
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I guess i never realized the word ‘narcotics’ was so old. In Chaucer’s Knight’s Tale, Palamon drugs his jailer “[w]ith nercotikes and opie of Thebes fyn” (1472).
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Same goes for a literary studies course imo
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
this isn’t punishment
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There’s this performatively stupid thing internet idiots are doing where they are like THIS COLLEGE CLASS ISNT ABOUT WELDING and they all host a podcast called the Success Olympics sponsored by applesauce
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
OH COME ON
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So Mayer @suchmayer.northsky.social · 25/08/2026
There are so many donations happening right now that the site has crashed.
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 25/08/2026
Tweet from 2022 by Marlow Stern:

drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk”
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
FUCK
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Christopher W. Jones @cwjones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An exemplary policy at UChicago: - Technology ban in class. - Total AI ban. Students may not use it, instructors may not assign it. Exceptions to the latter for narrow purposes must be approved at the administrator level. - Instructors may not use AI for grading. chicagomaroon.com/53262/news/s...
chicagomaroon.com
Sosc Core to Institute AI Ban, Technology-Free Classrooms This Fall
All social science Core classes will transition to an “analog” approach for the upcoming academic year, restricting in-classroom technology use and banning AI-assisted writing and grading for students...
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Absurdly spooky compliment generator @absurdcompliments.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You lift people up like a thriving crystal
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
His eyebrows are so distinguished.
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
and to that list, of course, add librarians and special collections staff who work tirelessly to preserve books for future generations
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
destroying books like this belies a belief that their value lies solely in the content of the printed text it doesn’t; any historian, literary scholar, art historian, or humanist with any training will tell you that this is an absurd and harmful reduction of the book to unchanging object
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it’s difficult to overstate just how anti-intellectual this entire enterprise is. books contain words, yes, but particularly in the case of rare books, they contain histories of use, lives lived, and often serendipitous glimpses into how people in the past intimately engaged with the object.
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
…. Dems are functionally center-right.
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm partial to the second, but either way I'm excited for the new edition!
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dr. christopher @eatthatbee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Tell me again why I should have kids?
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