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Easy-Bake Coven

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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m two days late posting this here lol
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unc status is nigh
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One whole year without him 😔
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plastic (WAITLIST OPEN) @plasticrarity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to the actual goat; you’ve finally escaped to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism. 💔 we’re gonna miss you, Auntie Whispers.
static.klipy.com
Tim Curry Says SPACE!
ALT: Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Seeing Hayley Williams, Magdalena Bay and Rico Nasty then Pallbearer (again) and Sunn O))) all within a week of each other.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
big ups to Jeff for showing me an efficient way to remove the shrink wrap off a record.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Saw High On Fire again exactly a year to the day Ozzy transcended the mortal coil.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sunn O))) just booked a show in my hometown that’s gonna take place two days before my birthday.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
God only pulled the plug on him instead
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That’s it for Colombia. Lord, please let mcconnell die so that the universe balances out.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I feel kinda bad rooting against Ghana tonight, I got so much respect for them
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
15 years as of today The first time I spun this thing, I thought I had hallucinated it. shabazzpalaces.bandcamp.com/album/black-up
shabazzpalaces.bandcamp.com
Black Up, by Shabazz Palaces
10 track album
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If FIFA wants players to abide by a boundary that most people can’t see with the naked eye they might as well canonize the sport into a fire-and-brimstone religion.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The new Warning album came out on an inappropriately bright and sunny day, so I’m somewhat relieved the storms blowing through here are providing the necessary, dismal backdrop.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i mean that’s the underlying theme
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Dearest, most heartfelt condolences.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I wonder how much weight Chat Pile’s depiction holds in said dispute
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Drove for about 2 hours to see Crowbar and Eyehategod and back again before the sun even started setting.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It was a sick journey to the astral plane and back. Shoutout to Brett for letting me help him plug one of the cables for his fretboard back in.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
With them, I also finally got to see Knoll curse the entire building after missing my last chance.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Saw Pallbearer tear the fabric of reality at the seams (again)
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Cherish everything, every moment and every person that enriches your life and the world around you, no matter the brevity. R.I.P Bo
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
When Harm's Way came to town last year, one of my fondest memories of it was briefly chatting with Bo and expressing my enjoyment for their music and the good times he and Colin provided with Hardlore.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Struggling to comprehend that this is real. Devastated. Bo was among the most radiant folks in heavy music today.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I was only a week away from seeing Pallbearer play Foundations in person, what the fuck happened man???
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I said this privately to friends but I like it well enough to thread it here: Palm Sunday is Jesus anticipating 2000 years of narrative theory and observing that any story can be both comic and tragic, any moment within any story can contain ambiguities too complex to allow for resolution,
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Hayes has gotta point the mic in my direction again like he did with The Diplomat if he runs with this
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Genuinely prayed for this. I’m spending the whole fucking weekend spinning this record. It feels too good to be true, but it really is.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Discovery and Blackwater Park sharing the exact same release day
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Cheers to 25 years of Discovery
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I still wouldn’t call it feel-good. It’s not like they pulled a BC,NR type facelift.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
So far, this is probably the least self-loathing song I’ve heard from em. Like, playing it after New Brigade is like looking at that photo of Steve-O with an ungodly amount of whippets and then looking at him now.
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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The two styles of popular modern metal are “European people being embarrassing” and “energy drink metalcore made by the computer”
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_crustbag_ @crustbag.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
BANDS WITH FLASH GAMES New video out now :D www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1q3...
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Remember who you’re fighting for!
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
dog, I just woke up. big fucking day for Holden Bloodfeast.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
THERE I AM GARY! THERE I AM!!!
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Racists ate shit tonight. That’s all I care about.
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Please not Pusha man…
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
You went to see melania?
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Easy-Bake Coven @easybakecoven.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I don’t think I’ve seen him smile the whole season until now
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