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easyoats

@easy-oats.bsky.social
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Bookworm, Umineko fan, job haver irl. EN/ESP/CN/FR Add me on Limbus: M520749361

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max. @maxidango.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
triple crown winner, the invincible tokai teio #ウマ娘
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
naming this the tightpants gambit
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haya🔞 @hayabusart.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
peep the fit
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Spent a weekend drafting a novel using Blake Snyder's Beat-sheet. Very fun exercise.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Thought of a banger tweet in the gym but forgot it as soon as I got back home.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Idgi, I have a massive headache everytime I wake up from sleeping, even though I'm sleeping for 8+ hours every night
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Grub @grubthor.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Pop marts are evil bruh, how did i buy 5 boxes and still not get what i wanted 😭
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 07/03/2025
see, here's your problem. you let a cat get in there.
A screenshot of the graph below showing car default rates, with the lines very roughly continued in order to form a very rough sketch of a cat

how on earth are we a professional artist? It honestly looks terrible
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I'm convinced happy people are some of the smartest people out there. Smart, happy and successful. This attracts like-minded, high energy, people. Success does breed more success.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
"We're going to kill you, stuff your minced meat in your intestines and cook a delicious meal." Is what I would tell a pig if they understood the English language.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Unbearable itch to play Runescape again.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Okay, I think I'm attracted to girls who can do chin-ups
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Dating as an adult is horrible. Get your relationship sorted out by college and marry before entering the workplace. It's dire out there.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Boomers don't even say they're slacking, they just say "work smarter not harder"
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Replace Millennial burger joints with hotpot chain asap.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I should become a drug addict
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Article 1: "How did we arrive at this loneliness epidemic 🫤" Article 2: "Once you reach mid-age, you should get rid of all of your low value contacts 👿" Gee I wonder.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Nothing to look forward to this weekend nor the next week either
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 26/02/2025
The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
republicans straight up removed their house speaker while the democrats can't even bring themselves to gently criticize hakeem jeffries. pathetic!
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
This is where I live
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Fascinated at how the legend of King Arthus is a reconstruction of the mandate of heaven.
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
not even the first time i drew a voicesynth in beatrice's fit.... miku comm from last year i don't think i posted
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I don't know how to express the amount of grift in the private Chinese educational system, super unhelpful and full of noise. If you fall outside of the government railroad from education to internship, then it's over. The prospects of catching up are slim to none.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Kinda wish I could redo college, this time studying a subject I actually cared aboot (polisci and professional writing)
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
You will get shaved like a guinea pig when least expected
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I need a year off tbh
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Listening to theory
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
First decent sleep in a month
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I can't believe COVID was 6 years ago
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
God, Chinese private education services are such gigantic grifts. Its so fucking annoying.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I think it's not my year
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
3 hours of sleep yesterday, feeling terrible 😔
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Obsessed with Excalibur 1981. Such a dated, yet charming movie.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
We love drinking water don't we folks
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Growing up is realizing I don't need a 5090 because I'm playing farming simulators in my off-time.
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 10/02/2025
this just got posted in discord
"IT'S HAPPENING" and a meme image of Char's Counterattack characters as Eagles fans
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ゆうき @higuyuuki.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Deepseek is down like 70% of the time. I'm renewing my gpt sub.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Low-key think China is funding Curtis Yarvin as an underhanded method of inducing a warlord era in the US.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Moscow on the Hudson, not Robin William's best work.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
In the communist future, someone must build a Roko's basilisk to torture every colonizer, landlord and billionaire who has ever existed.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Novel idea to reduce employee's toilet break time: Replace all sitting toilets with squatting toilets.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Wdym another plane crash
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
There's some kind of prosperity gospel/evangelical brainrot going on in Chinese culture, where people worship billionaires like a cult. Nowhere else in the world do people believe figures like Musk, Gates, Bezos and Trump rose from humble beginnings.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Wdym Biden signed with the CAA
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Hundred years of Solitude is surprisingly popular in China. However, latin names are much harder to follow in Chinese than in Spanish.
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easyoats @easy-oats.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I know nothing about ZZZ other than it's popular among gooners
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