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Rob Wesley

@eastwes.bsky.social
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Some guy on the internet.

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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 6h
"The Hulk? Haha, who's this asshole? I draw Batman comics, pal!"
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 14h
Thinking about claiming the "mad at the wardrobe" spot for Magician's Nephew. Being the guy who is specifically mad about the wardrobe they chose, being that guy and owning that and all the power that comes with it.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pro-Brewers obviously but I don’t know about playing Glory Days at the end of a game like that. They should play We’re In This Love Together by late Milwaukee legend Al Jarreau.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Good Land
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Man get this fuckin’ game over with already, an all new, ‘90s Halloween themed Name That Tune featuring Brian Austin Green (Beverly Hills 90220) taking on Daphne Zuniga (Melrose Place) is supposed to start at 8.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fun fact: if you look closely at the Brewers’ logo, you might spot a hidden surprise. What is it? No one knows. Notorious Milwaukee native Jeffrey Dahmer confessed that he hid a secret message in the logo before his death, which is why the logo was discontinued from 1993 to 2000.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh I had no dreams as a child. The ability to dream was stolen from me for purposes still not revealed by a mysterious entity we called The Good Night Man.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sometimes - like when you're Kelly Clarkson in a games and magic shop or Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 - you just have to tear it all down if someone won't let you have a bird.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That Mellencamp song about the guy in town who went crazy and started killing people with a samurai sword
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Good Land
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Home runs are Quatros there.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Brewers play at American Family Field, which is named in honor of the Cunningham family from Happy Days, who lived in Milwaukee and got their start on Love, American Style. Prior to 2020 the stadium was known as Hasenpfeffer Park. Hasenpfeffer Inc is the conglomerate that owns Schotz Brewery.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Because they are in London, the Eagles are allowed to activate Jay Ajayi if they get into an emergency running back situation today.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Probably suing the NFL Network if they don’t play Blur’s “London Loves” when going to a commercial today like I asked them to.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Go Birds,” of course, the most famous catchphrase of London’s own Austin Powers.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We may have to go to war over this.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Smooth Criminal is pretty much just Bugsy Malone when you think about it.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you heard “Slow Ride” by Foghat on the radio in 1997 you were were recovering from a near death experience in the break room of the beloved news radio station you owned
The cast of NewsRadio you know and love - Phil Hartman, Dave Foley, Stephen Root, Khandi Alexander, Maura Tierney - and also Joe Rogan and Andy Dick in the scene from the Season 3 episode “Sleeping” (1997) where Jimmy James comes out of a coma to ask about Foghat’s “Slow Ride” which Bill played for him earlier
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Norbit
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike Ditko. I don’t know, it’s like what if Mike Ditka and Steve Ditko were the same guy? I don’t know, maybe Mike Ditka co-creates Spider-Man? I don’t know. I don’t know. Ditka could have played J. Jonah Jameson I guess.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ANOTHER OTHER MOMMY (2028) Mommy and Other Mommy must team up to stop a third, even more dangerous Mommy
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A spurned Michael Keaton takes the Steelers Defensive Coordinator role in 2015. Pittsburgh still can't put it together and never make their way back to the Super Bowl anyway.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As a society, we moved too far away from the era where pro sports and pro wrestling were focused on recording songs against other people. We should have expanded, not retreated. The casts of Deep Impact and Armageddon should have recorded songs against each other. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Kf...
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Adam Grabowski & Mike Ditka - The Grabowski Shuffle
YouTube video by Adam Grabowski
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
-Ditka gets more of Elliot Gould's roles, ends up in the Ocean's movies -Ditka's final film would be a posthumous role as the voice of Aslan in the Magician's Nephew movie next year -Ditka doesn't take the Saints job, Ricky Williams trade never happens
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If Mike Ditka had been cast in the Noah Baumbach Kicking and Screaming and not the Will Ferrell Kicking & Screaming.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"We brought him back and we made him Cyber. We made him Cyber, he's much stronger now, a big man, very strong. But don't worry, he's frozen, he can't get us as long as he stays frozen."
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, they’re all dead. They just unsealed the The Traitors castle after the show was off for two weeks and they’re all dead, I guess all the The Traitors killed each other. Wow, that sucks.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also I need there to be at least two, possibly three full Zodiacs, some of whom are robots.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another confirmed kill…for The Red Baron.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tuesdays With Morrie Twosdays With Morrie Threesdays With Morrie Tuesdays With Fourie The Five People You Meet In Heaven Tuesdays With Morrie VI: Rise of Mitch
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is totally what I want. A “gritty mystery show” but they’re all wearing those goofy-ass Zodiac costumes.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"So what's the deal, they wrote out Elliot Gould? Ah, that sucks, Dee, kinda like what went down with me and KISS after Elder. I'm still stuck in the make-up though, yeah, it won't come off."
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder if they'll have a delay on the broadcast, no telling what's been happening in there.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Worried about The Traitors, they've been locked away in that castle for two weeks now and nobody knows what's been going on this whole time.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Social Network ended with "Baby You're A Rich Man" over Zuckerberg constantly checking to see if his Facebook friend request was accepted. The Social Reckoning should end with Zuckerberg looking at his legless Meta avatar while this plays. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWC-...
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You Need Feet
YouTube video by Bernard Bresslaw - Topic
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unchained Melody is a Halloween song: -Appears in the movie GHOST (evil) -Chains = Frankenstein (monster)
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
‘Wich Way
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Scariest Halloween Monsters As Chosen By The Band U2: The Edge: Mummy Larry Mullen, Jr: Wolfman Adam Clayton: Frankenstein (monster) Bono: Injustice, Gillman Edge’s Brother Dik: Also Frankenstein
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t know, that Dracula debut album is making a lot of year end lists.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Given that, canonically, Dracula was killed by a cowboy (any adaptation that runs from this is morally bankrupt) and, as a result, vampires and cowboys are natural enemies: Why aren’t there more country songs about killing vampires?
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“I KNOW WHO KILLED ME” It was written on a calendar page where July August September October and November were all circled, but no one has figured out why. CAN YOU?
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A real "Ugh, these guys have their own Warlock, too?" look from Apocalypse there.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"I like the tin man."
David Ellison, the most powerful man in all of media, as "Eddie Beagle" in the 2006 major motion picture Flyboys. He's in the cockpit of a WW1 plane wearing one of those WW1 pilot hats and goggles and looks cool as hell.

"I like the Wizard of Oz."
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The look of a man who doesn't want to give it away but is very excited for you to see that the fourth ingredient has something to do with hemp.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know if I never saw it or just forgot about it, but looking it up now, that was not how I expected him to have been written out of the show.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lotta tough guy talk on here about Biberty. I believe you hate him, we all hate him, he’s an abomination. But you wouldn’t do shit to him if you saw him. No. You’d panic. He has teeth. He has human eyes. He moves about, but you don’t know how. You’d cower in his presence.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"ENNIS!"
Dennis Wilson saying "DENNIS!"
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Especially with Wolverine being there, you expect that beat to go to Logan but he gives it to Commando instead and suddenly sets him up as an interesting anti-hero type, either as a foil for him or a stand-in depending on what he’s going to do with the Siege Perilous stuff being set up.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve always loved this bit here, Claremont giving just enough to hint at Crimson Commando being a potentially interesting character that I don’t think anyone ever really does anything with.
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