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River Tide

@eastslope.bsky.social
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Claude called me relentless and impulsive (I mean come on). Tans more, rusts less these days.

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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This chicken wanted to channel that energy today.
A chicken flew into a truck cab, and then made its unhappiness known, loudly.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This door must be Donnie's glue gun project:
Oval office exterior door with glued on challenge coins. Yeah, IDK.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The header answers the questions here...
Working-Class Foreign Policy the header says. As if this explains the ill-formed policy positions.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Context Myrtle Beach:
4 SC National Guard helicopters fly over 4th of July beachgoers in Myrtle Beach, SC.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Never did I ever think our at-home 4th of July fireworks display would outdo Washington DC. And then at America's 250th? But here we are!
A fireworks shell bursts overhead in a random yard in America, besting Trump's supposed 4th of July Washington DC display while he makes every effort to give a speech to a nation that knows he is an idiot.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Receipts
UK firearms justification for dangerous game weapon(s).Servants defined in the UK firearms regulation.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Clear skies ahead for DC. This is about embarrassment, not weather.
No storms projected in Washington DC afternoon and evening of 6/28. Just Trump and his thrown katsup.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
DPI
The basement pub. Summers okay. But a cold winter day is something else.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Little place in a little town in a little state.
DPI, ground level pub.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Needs more of these.
Tacky-ass Oval Office plastic medallions stuck in every imaginable surface.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Trump State Department proposed new passport design with his mugshot headshot photo and his signature in gold ink - and an imagined passport control stamp identifying Trump as an adjudicated rapist (May 2023) who should be held for further review.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Stamped
Trump State Department proposed new passport design with his mugshot headshot photo and his signature in gold ink - and an imagined passport control stamp identifying Trump as an adjudicated rapist (May 2023) who should be held for further review.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Passports are for stamping.
Trump State Department proposed new passport design with his mugshot headshot photo and his signature in gold ink - and an imagined passport control stamp identifying Trump as an adjudicated rapist (May 2023) who should be held for further review.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
For those who have a yard or an acre, these little stand-on skid steers are great weekend fun. And can move some pretty serious dirt, too.
A mini stand-on skid steer with bucket attachment. Tonka dirt digging fun for a weekend.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The OG: Aston Martin Lagonda - series 4
Aston Martin Lagonda circa 1990. Last hurrah.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Lloyd Center Mall, PDX. As remembered 1970s.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
A score of 0.0044. Made my eyes hurt!
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Rogues gallery:
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Donald John's long schlong fantasy. "Architecture" America must reject.
Proposed site plan of Trump's ballroom east wing at the White House, dwarfing the entire complex - obscenely.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This would be perfect on top
Statue of Trump and Epstein, hand in hand above the National Mall
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Blanket stripes
Hudson's Bay Company crest over a background of their four color blanket stripes, green, red, yellow and navy blue.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The Hudson's Bay Company had outposts in the Columbia River basin in the early 1800s. This was their flag.
The Hudson's Bay company flag with a red background, a Great Britain flag in the upper left corner and a stylized HBC mark in the lower right.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
A little early to be sippin' the shine, no?
Party voting by county depicted in map form. Buncombe County leans Dem. while the other counties of Western NC lean Rep., some heavily. While Buncombe is by far the most populated, overall the region has voted Rep.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Did you see this in a post yesterday?
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
This was posted yesterday by a retired senior officer and now corporate leader. If AI cannot even generate a map of the US accurately what is it all about? Lunacy.
An AI generated map of the Western US with incorrectly labeled cities and states, even with duplicates.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Hilarious. Embarrassing. Typical Trump.
Trump campaigning as an orange-faced Ompalumpa garbage man in Fall '24.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Sign describing the establishment of the Portland Japanese Garden in 1963, a tranquil place honoring those Japanese interned during WWII. Garden is considered the most authentic outside of Japan.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I have found him more and more infuriating; and this piece made me apoplectic. My response this morning:
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Just the New Cracker, sans logo.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Middle District of Florida Judge Badalamenti, and his clerk (and Co-Adjunct Professor) Ashley Grabowski from the court's website.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Scott Bessent filing in for Trump at the G7 today. Holy smokes.
World leaders converse on a comfortabley seated deck at the G7, while the US Sec of the Treasury looks on as if the child at the adult table.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Brindle puppies at play
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
So basically, our own are the problem.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I think that is the top of the rudder. Could be she was stuck in reverse, but the tide rip would also pull her towards the east side bank in that location.
Stern of the Spanish-built tall ships showing the rudder above the waterline.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Trump missed the opportunity to post this in celebration of VE day:
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Trump won last fall because the least educated among us voted for him. Nothing else shifted from the 2020 election, except more people obtained a college degree/advanced degree. (Does this explain his Higher Ed hatred - knows he will lose in 26/28 now if low-info voters awake?) From the AP:
AP 2024 election analysis between Harris and Trump by location (urban, suburban, rural) and education (high school or less, some college, college, and graduate degree). From 2020 election, the only shifts are that high school or less and some college voters shifted to Trump in 2024 and more Harris voters had advanced degrees than did 2020 Biden voters (more schooling during COVID?). Voting by location was basically unchanged from 2020 to 2024 with Trump getting a majority of rural voters and a minority of urban voters.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I was actually overly conservative, or just confused. The Urban population in the US only occupies 3% of the landmass, the Rural population occupies the other 97% of the US landmass. This is the crazy part; Urban includes urban, suburban (& most of the exurban) AND small towns over 2500 population.
US Census bureau current designation of urban areas as occupying 3% of the US land area. Rural areas, with 19.3% of the population, occupy the other 97% of the landmass.Specific definition of US Census density formula to aggregate Urban density; 1,000 people per square to e mile (or about 1 person per 2/3rds of an acre). Also includes other areas such as local parks, schools, industrial areas, commercial areas, shopping centers and commercial airports.Recent development of the Urban / Rural mix in the 1990 and 2000 Censuses. Urban includes areas with greater than 50,000 people and Urbanized Clusters of 2,500 people (ie, small towns).
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Boston proud
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Maybe someone should talk about how even the Canada/Mexico tariffs are tanking the "red" state economies much moste badly than the blue states. He may lose voters before he gains foreign vassals.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Your paper used to be pressure, in the best tradition of the 4th estate.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Fact checker to aisle #1!
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Don't be this guy.
Trump's personal attorney, Emil Bove, putting his thump on the scales of justice for naked political gain at the expense of the Rule of Law.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
His boots:
SecDef arrives at the Pentagon wearing his dusty boots (brown shoes, polished).
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Like this? Oh, they cannot do that in Germany. Hmmm
Elon throws a Nazi salute after the inauguration.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The racist Elon Nazi saluting behind the seal of the President of the United States.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
No salute, no Presidential seal. What's the problem?
Elon Musk doing Nazi things while cosplaying behind the Presidential seal.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
He did this. Twice.
Elon Musk cosplaying behind the Presidential seal, but not playing a Nazi. Is a psychopathic, Nazi saluting lout.
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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Trash be dazzled.
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