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Eastern Tony

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Listen, if me being nude is going to be this campaign's running joke, I'm going to lean into it

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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Zero sympathy for this ghoul Zacharia, but I think I'd just die if the national discourse was "this Tony jerkoff didn't pass a test"
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
WSJ poll: Democrats don't really want to move left Also WSJ: Angie Nixon is most liked Democratic politician
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Today's big win: my eBay model was painted on top of unwashed resin The kind of sloppy production I can get behind
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh my God Kimberly Guilfoyle's stylist is named Fancy James It is now canon that he is Sweet James' brother
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Suspect Guilfoyle was asked to leave the clique because this government by high school bully finds it embarrassing that she only asked for 100k
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This isn't unique to the corpo world, but working an adult corpo job has really put it into stark focus: 80% of the arbitrary nonsense you deal with is bc someone who was good at making money decided they were also good at something they knew nothing about
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
AP both-sided the Trump admin's lies about Rep. Omar's marriage — it repeated the false claim and didn't do the very easy fact-check This would have drawn an angry red pen in Journalism 101
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Vibes (1988): Jeff Goldblum kisses Cyndi Lauper while Peter Falk runs a scam
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gross update on a gross model (Sculpting a Nurgle gloss on an NSMiniatures Plague Giant, 3-D printed)
Model of a gaunt giant, about 5" tall, covered in growths; his left arm is missing. A distended gut, with blistered and necrotic skin, has several ropey innards emerging; some are connected to the stump of his left arm, one is wrapped around his back and drapes over his right shoulder, and 4 extend forward from his body as though they're grasping for something.
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Columbo, season 5, episode 1 opens with a woman in a catsuit and I think I gotta watch Irma Vep again Maybe at least the White Ring video
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Doing some 30k stuff. About 1000 points for my slow-grow league; Death Guard.
Several 30k astartes models, all base-colored white over a rust primer. Shown are 20 tactical marines, 10 breachers, 10 special tacticals with alchem flamers, 2 quad-launcher rapiers, a Contemptor dreadnought, a vigilator and a siege-breaker in cataphractii terminator armor.
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So 30k so far has been fun, but I'm also playing with people who are as new to this edition / have the same history with 3rd-7th 40k as me, so games are just hard enough to pick up for everyone that no one's getting blown out by the mathematically superior options But mein Gott the loadout bloat
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
CBS: "Rubio calls for 'unapplogetic pursuit of national power' ..." WaPo: "Rubio's speech in Greece hints at grander ambitions" There's softening obvious facts to avoid the appearance of bias, and then there's carrying water for a criminal admin
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn, Dennis Hastert AND Jim Bakker and it's just barely Tuesday This week shaping up well
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WSJ story today: France can't contain its debt and the politicians are too cowardly to cut overly generous benefits And totally unrelated, but Macron cut a bunch of taxes a few years ago
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why'd they drop Daphne from the gritty Scooby Doo reboot
Screencap of the Wall Street Journal, showing a story headlines "The Sleuths Who Expose When AI Goes Rogue." The picture shows three young people: a woman in an orange dress, a man in a more formal suit, and a slightly shaggy man in loose clothes.
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our big (for us) dog is scared of power cords and lines on the floor Our shiba is not So perhaps I should have predicted that using snack bribes to condition biggish to walk thru an open dog gate would end with shiba waltzing in and taking the food while big watches with genuine distress
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NYT op-ed: "This mistake doomed Biden. Trump is falling into the same trap." God I hope it's just something like, "They got old"
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I honestly thought I'd already blocked the Dutch Woody Allen apologist, which raises the troubling idea that there are two of them
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Word wants me to replace "loose ends" with "losses" and I think we're starting to see what happens when you train your models on Reddit
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That heady, wonderful space between "start print" and the disappointment of having to clean the damned prints up
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just saw a disgusting anti-Naza hit piece ad that was so brave that it didn't mention the movie by name
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I do not care to know a person who has strong feelings re: the formality of iced vs. regular coffee
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NYT: "Melania Trump's busy schedule: Some shit most of us would put away in four hours, tops"
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Boobs™ @boobs.goodgirls.onl · 22/09/2026
"harm reduction" in electoralism doesn't even exist; it's a pivotal concept in addiction recovery in electoralism ppl use it to gaslight cuz it's never about what harms ppl are willing to suffer themselves; it's always about harms ppl want others to suffer—harms they will never have to endure
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So the last time oil hit $100 a barrel, I had coworkers telling me about relatives/spouses (OK, husbands) stockpiling gas in their garage Yes, plural I'm not sure I have enough emotional leeway to keep quiet if that starts up again
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Scout Tafoya @honorszombie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
More adults have made youth sports their entire personality in the last 10 years than any child in history. Why don't you go break up a game of hide and seek while you're at it, you fuckin' losers.
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fascinating that markets seemed content to just accept that 3% 30-year mortgages would last forever, and the people who would benefit most (like a certain real estate failson turned politician) seem deadset on doing everything possible to get us back to historic averages
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cool, just ran some numbers and literally 90% of my incoming calls are spam Great system, no notes
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you're tempted to believe one of these "we're just worried about humanity" AI boosters, just remember that no one forced them to follow the standard get-as-rich-as-possible startup model
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I used to frame this as: If we could pass a constitutional amendment guaranteeing trans people access to comprehensive gender-affirming healthcare, the bathroom of their choice, etc., in exchange for us giving up sports, do you think the people who don't want trans people in sports would go for it?
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just saw the new Reality Fracture card that spits out lands for every point of damage it takes and
One Punch Man "OK" meme.
One Punch Man, his back shrouded in shadow against a black background, looks impassionately to the right as he says "OK"
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Most users on Reddit agree that ... writing entire romance novels themed around unconventional fantasy creatures remains one of the strangest viable uses of generative algorithms." OK calm down Gemini
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
WSJ breathlessly running an "exclusive" about an Anthropic researcher who quit bc they're worried the AIs could go out of control Dude They live in the data centers, you know you can just turn them off yeah
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Decent start on my 3rd ed nid army
A cluttered table with several older tyranid models on it, all painted in a middle-to-reddish purple that ranges over a gradient of dark to vibrant. Pictured are: 3 zoanthropes (3rd ed), 2 tyrant guard (3rd ed), a carnifex (3rd ed, double scything talons), a hive tyrant (3rd ed, scything talons and plastic dragon wings from 4th/5th Ed fantasy), and a malefactor (armorcast, 2nd ed).
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sometimes I think about how the suits keep trying to make robots that sing so we can have humans who dig, then I stop thinking
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The biggest signal that I'm an out-of-touch old has been the consistent shock of looking up some lo-fi band that sings about their emotions and it's just one guy that looks like Travis Barker
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
New proposal — for every layer of management between an employee and the CEO, they get to simply say "no" w/o explanation or rebuke once a year
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Every once in a while my self-loathing gets the better of me and I click on a WSJ editorial Man, what a cushy job No need to write coherent paragraphs or stay on topic, just 500 words of toothless and self-satisfied invective
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I kinda have a soft spot for George Santos, and I yearn for the time when him juicing Kalshi would be the worst DC news I'd hear that week
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Every once in a while Peter Falk takes off his jackets in Columbo and Smokeshow, you guys
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Today's serendipitous d20 Modern character: Streetwalker, a j-walker, or an influencer who livestreams himself illegally crossing major streets around the world
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cool the LLM at work convinced itself it couldn't read files and I had to spend 3 hours troubleshooting to figure out how to trick it into being convinced it could read the files (It can read the files, what matters was convincing the thing without a brain to have a belief)
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Forced to use LLMs for work and I cannot get over how much they sound like a scheming vizier
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
WSJ has this story about a BoA exec who uses complicated and archaic words like "gainsay" and "concomitant" The bar is so, so low
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Strange to see anyone trashing woke 1, I personally cheered when the Confederacy lost
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Columbo, season 1, episode 7 quote: "Bye Felicia"
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
OK, gotta recognize WSJ when they do good: the old rag didn't gender a genderfluid person, and good on em
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Eastern Tony @easterntony.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Rewatching Columbo and torn between "oh shit I know that SoCal location" and "wow that hot person has been dead for two decades"
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