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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Computah,
Panel 1: an exhuasted office worker sits at his desk and says "Computah, make a poweh point for dis meeting"
Panel 2: His coworker Henderson, (a recurring character) says to him "You know you've become really dependent on ai for everything lately"
Panel 3: The worker stares blankly
Panel 4: The worker says "Computah, awgue wit dis guy for 40 minutes"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I am sure you will remember them!
Panel 1: a drunk man exclaims "Oh man I am drunk"
Panel 2: he stands there drunk
Panel 3: He remains standing there drunk
Panel 4: The drunk man takes out his phone and says "I should make plans!"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Being a poor millennial isn’t all bad 😌 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (ps ALWAYS check used furniture for bed bugs) 🫡
Panel 1: a man walking down the side walk points at an old computer monitor on the sidewalk and shouts "OH MY FUCKING GOD COOL GARBAGE!!!"
Panel 2: The man is on the phone with his boss who asks "Where are you?" he responds "Can't come in boss! I found cool garbage!" the boss responds "what??"
Panel 3: he walks by a juice bar with a man in a hat outside handing out free samples. The man in the hat offers him a free sample saying "free sample?" the other man still holdoing his cool computer monitor replies "No but thanks!"
Panel 4: The man walks by a preist who says "Come to Church?" the man responds "Never speak to me or my cool garbage again"

The post-it's this comic was drawn on today are pink and the word bubbles are greenish yellow
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rude
Panel 1: a man points at a black bird sitting on a fence and says "Ahh! A bad omen!"
Panel 2: the bird responds "Oh yeah dude! We're the ones who fucked the planet and put a continent of garbage in the ocean"
Panel 3: The bird says "Prick"
Panel 4: The bird points and says "You know what you're the bad fucking omen"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stay safe out there friends
Panel 1: Two fbi agents are at a bald mans door. They are wearing sunglasses and suits and holding badges. One says "Hello sir. Secret Service cyber intelligence" to a bald man 
Panel 2: he continues "Did you recently post "I hope the president gets sexcrimed by dolphins" ?
Panel 3: The bald man looks at them nervously
Panel 4: the bald man responds "That's...that's legal to say!" the agent responds "Sir, come with us"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You gotta!
Panel 1: a man in a ball cap and sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "I Heart NY" says to the viewer "This is New York!"
Panel 2: He points to the viewer and says "If YOU see something, say something"
Panel 3: The man then angerly screams at another man walking his dog on the sidewalk "I LOVE YOUR DOOOOOGGG" startling the man
Panel 4: The man walking his dog turns and goes the other direction with his dog as the man continues yelling "I LOVE HIIIIMMM"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everyone at mitch mcconnell right now
Meme: screenshot from the cartoon FlapJack of Captain K Nuckles saying "You have a lot of nerve being alive"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"How would you describe your comics?" "They're bad" :)
Panel 1: A man yells to anotherr man "RUN! The horseless headman is coming!"
Panel 2: the man runs away as the other one stands confused and says "The what is... who?"
Panel 3: a man with a giant head and a small face wearing a shirt with a picture of a horse with an x through it says "MYEH" the man responds "OH! Dear god!"
Panel 4: "I FUCKIN HATE HORSES!"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good day. Trans people are VALID.
Panel 1: a podcaster with a backwards hat and sunglasses leans into his mic and says "Trans people!"
Panel 2: he says "stick to the gender GOD gave you."
Panel 3: he continues "Stop trying to hard to change! God doesn't make mistakes!"
Panel 4: he then reads a queue card "Today's sponsor is dick pills also hair loss medication also mens Gray-be-gone also shoe lifts also botox also shirts that shape you also testicle tanning also regular tanning also steriods also anchor arms from spongebob also testosterone also plastic surgery also laser hair removal also-"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dammit
Panel 1: 2 founding fathers are in hell (possibly Jefferson and Washington) Jefferson looks his phone and says "Oh my. America hs become very corrupt"
Panel 2: Washington responds "Impossible! What of our system of checks and balances we left?"
Panel 3: a framed poster of an American flag with a cartoon face waves his finger and the poster reads "Flaggy says: Don't be corrupt!"
Panel 4: Trump points to the poster and tells a secret service man "Take down that fuckin flag one"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Exactly
Meme of Tony Stark saying “Finally, someone who speaks English”
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
LAZY
Panel 1: coworker says to another "I just can't work this much for such little pay" coworker responds "yeah it's terrible"
Panel 2: A human sized robot spider witha  human head walks up and says "See THIS is what is wrong with your generation"
Panel 3: he continues "Back in my day if work got tough, we weren't afraid to sell our organs and limbs and live as a giant spider robot"
Panel 4: the coworkers run away as the robot spider man yells "Oh classic young people. Running away from the first sign of manmade horros beyond your comprehension. Typical!"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
primitive
Panel 1: two aliens point to a computer monitor displaying a human texting on his cell phone. One alien says "This primitive species still carries their second brains in the pockets"
Panel 2: the other alien responds "ahh like we did long ago before having them embedded into our brains!"
Panel 3: both aliens are laughing "HAhahahahah!"
Panel 4" the aliens look up with hypnotized eyes and both say "Advertisement"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“NOOOO THEY MADE THE CHARACTER A BLACK WOMAN!!! THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS BLACK PEOPLE OR WOMEEEENNNNNNNN!!”
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hot Chemical Liquid Man!
Hot chemical liquid man is exiting a casino when a fan approaches and says "holy cow! Hot chmical Liquid man!" "could i get a selfie?" Hot chemical liquid man spits in his face and he screams "AHHH FUCK" He holds his eyes and says "Christ my eyes! What even is this??" while hot chemical liquid man takes his phone and wallethot chemical liquid man bursts through a brick wall and a bunch of children yell his name. He gives the children cups of lean and they say "wow! cups of lean!" a responsible adult runs up and snatches the cups and pours them out saying "jesus christ! kids give me those right now" he points to hot chemical liquid man (who is lighting a cigarette and says "you need to fucking LEAVE"Panel 1: father to son who is watching tv "what're you watchin' bud?"
Panel 2: the tv says "introducing the coolest new toy!" two kids hold up hot chemical liquid man"
Panel 3: HCLM is being banned form barnes and noble
Panel 4: a man shouts "You broke my daughters heart, hot chemical liquid man!"
Panel 5: the father says "what IS this?? why do you WANT this??"Panel 1: the adventures of Hot Chemical Liquid Man!
Panel 2: a man points to a well and says "Hot chemical Liquid man! There's a child trapped in this well!"
Panel 3: Hot chemical liquid man leaves 
Panel 4: Hot chemical liquid man goes into a gentlemans club
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Me to centrists every time a socialist wins their primary:
Finn from Adventure Time making a funny mocking face with the caption “Support Blue no matter whoooo”
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Get your shit together
Leftists: “you have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn’t support genocide”
The dnc: “so you’re just gonna let trump win?”
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Trump: "Communists want to blow up mount rushmore" Everyone: "No one wants to do that" Me:
Moleman from the simpsons saying "I want to blow up mount rushmore"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
look do you want the ideas or not
Panel 1: a man wearing aface with the letters "ADHD" on it throws up his hands and exclaims "I have so many ideas!"
Panel 2: a man in a tie next to him asks "Good ideas?"
Panel 3: ADHD man stares at him
Panel 4: the man in the tie repeats himself asking "Are they good-" The ADHD man interupts saying "No" firmly
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
😒
Panel 1: a guy in a cap is handing another guy a baggy with a pill in it. He says "You get that E for tonight?" the guy in the hat responds "yeah man check it out"
Panel 2: The E pill is shaped like a one eyed minion from the Dispicable Me movies
Panel 3: the guy now looks disappointed
Panel 4: he says "I don't even wanna fuckin do it now"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
huh
Panel 1: two guys texting while a dot is far in the distance
Panel 2: one of the guys says "did uhhh  you hear trump cut funding to Bear Control?" the dot in the distance is getting a little bigger
Panel 3: They both text in silence as the dot gets even closer and now appears to be a bear
Panel 4: The other guy looks up from his phone and says "what?" while the bear is not upon them ready to devour and kill them
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
:/
Panel 1: a sign reads "Welcome to Hell! like life but worse"
Panel 2: Lindsey Graham says "I certainly hope no big strong demons have their way with me!"
Panel 3: A door sign reads "Welcome to HR! like hell but worse"
Panel 4: Lindsey graham sits on a giant chair while a Satan explains to him "You're making a lot of demons very uncomfortable, Lindsey"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“Why are people voting for socialists??” -People who do nothing
Panel 1: a poorly drawn chuck schumer says to another poorly drawn guy "Give money to me, Chuck Schumer to defeat fascism!"
Panel 2: the guy says "hmmm okay" and hands him money
Panel 3: Chuck schumer goes up to a big guy with a hat and sunglasses and says "hey fascist! Take this!"
Panel 4: Chuck schumer throws the moeny at the fascist while the guy from the first two panels shouts "Chuck schumer, noooo!"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🐢
Panel 1: A reporter with pointy hair says "Good Evening, folks! I'm Ash Grably" in the corner a box reads fox "news" with the word news in quotes
Panel 2: Ash continues "The woke left are once again being hypocrites!"
Panel 3: A picture of a turtle is on screen while Ash says "Save the Turtles is what these hippies say" 
Panel 4: A picture of a man with a sign that reads "Die Faster Mitch" is on screen. Ash continues "and yet they root for the death of Mitch M-" he is cut off by someone yelling "Cut to Commercial!"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh you thought I was kidding? No he’s taken millions from tobacco over the years to destroy smoking regulations and denied the link to cancer for about 40 years. Lawl
Senator Mitch McConnell has historically maintained close ties with the tobacco industry, consistently ranking as one of Congress's top recipients of tobacco campaign funds. Representing Kentucky, a major tobacco-producing state, his relationship with firms like Philip Morris and R.J. Reynolds has drawn significant attention over his political career. W Center for Public In... +3
• Legislative Support & Industry Ties:
Throughout the 1990s and 2000s, leaked internal documents revealed that representatives from major tobacco companies actively guided McConnell's legislative strategy. His office utilized industry-drafted talking points and received assistance from tobacco attorneys to craft bills-such as the 1999 Litigation Fairness Act-aimed at protecting tobacco corporations from government lawsuits and
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Election results are looking good here 😏 SOCIALIST TAKE OVERRRRR
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My god
Panel 1: in a living room a woman asks a doctor “what stage is his dementia, doctor?” As an old man sits in a chair behind them
Panel 2: the doctor responds while looking at his clipboard “I’m afraid be’s stuck in a series of boomer back in my day comics”
Panel 3: the old man in the chairs says “Call me old school but when i was young you could go outside without checking 20 apps first!” 
Panel 4: the woman cries into her sleeve and the doctor pats her back
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
but how???
Panel 1: a scientist stands next to a robot (left) and a man (right). He happily says to the man while pointing at the robot "and so I put in a Friend-chip (trademark) in his brain so he can't hurt people"
Panel 2: the robot immediately rips the friend-chip out of his head
Panel 3: the robot begins strangling the scientist and says "Kill you forever"
Panel 4: The man watching the robot kill the scientist says "How could this have happened??"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
🎶 well the times they are a-changin’ 🎶
Panel 1: text reads “Me in like 40 years” 
Panel 2: an old version of me sits scowling holding a beer at a bar. Two young men behind me say “this bar is totally retro!” “Yeah!”
Panel 3: the young men continue “they even have the social distancing floor stickers from the pandemic!” “Rad!” They begin taking pictures.
Panel 4: old me says “why won’t I die?”
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
O:
Panel 1: a man doing a funny pose says "I sure hope inconvient thing™ doesn't happen!"
Panel 2: a box marked "an even worse thing ™" falls from the sky
Panel 3: the man is surprised
Panel 4: text reads "Written and Directed by the angry version of god from the old testament"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
meme of Falcon from Falcon and Winter Soldier saying "He's outta line, but he's right"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Oh boy!
Panel 1: an employee with a brief case frowns as a small floating robot with one red eye says "Worker 69X420LOL: your butt-chip says you are 2 minutes late" 
Panel 2: the small robot pulls out a taser and says "Prepare to have your balls tased after a 3 minute ad"
Panel 3: The employee begs "Please just tase my balls!"
Panel 4: The whole thing was a day dream of all around horrible person, Elon musk. He is wearing a shirt that says "Grimes, take me back". An employee who is trying to get his attention says "Excuse me mr. musk?" and elon responds "You're interrupting my day dreaming!"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's only a matter of time really
Panel 1: Guy 1 says to Guy 2 "Did you here the trump administration accidentally created Godzilla?"
Panel 2: Guy 2 says "What? Nah uh" closing his eyes and crossing his arms. Guy 1 has his hands on his hips and stares blankly
Panel 3: Guy 2 looks over at Guy 1 and see's he is still standing with his hands on his hips
Panel 4: Guy 2 takes out his phone to look it up while saying "They...they probably didn't do that!". Guy 1 looks pleased that Guy 2 fell for his joke.
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Image of crying smiling trump wojak meme with trump tweet written over. Tweet reads “Colbert is finally finished at CBS. Amazing that he lasted so long!
No talent, no ratings, no life. He was like a dead person. You could take any person off of the street and they would be better than this total jerk. Thank goodness he's finally gone!”
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I do love that he keeps conning you gullible fucks
Artivles headlines “we tested the trump mobile phone. It was 9 months late and no longer made in the US” -NBC news
“The trump phone is exactly the bad deal you expected” -Tech Advisor
Article headlines read “donald trumps gold t1 phone facing fury over major US flag error” -yahoo
“After taking $100 deposits trump mobile changes terms” -fortune
“Terms on trump mobile site indicate phones may never come” -the hill
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Doesn't hurt to know where they are :)
Panel 1: a recurring character Otto Frauderson is seen holding a chain saw! There is a giant red x through the image. The text reads "It it definitely illegal to destroy an ai data center"
Panel 2: Otto approaches a local library. the text reads "What IS legal is printing their locations at your local library...."
Panel 3: Otto is handing out fliers to strangers who are smiling. a small map is above them that shows the way to a data center. The text reads "Then distributing it as handy dandy information"
Panel 4: a man holding binoculars sweats. In the reflection of the binoculars are people having a party. The text concludes "Knowledge is power!. And boy do data centers use a lot of it"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Read that hat again
Panel 1: 2 guys stand next to each other. One is wearing a shirt with a volcano drawn on it and the other wears a red hat that says "Magma" similar to a red "Maga" hat. He says "I'm so excited for the Volcanic Convention today!"
Panel 2: a car pulls up very fast and they both turn around
Panel 3: a man yells out of the car window "Hey I hope that giant orange fuck, explodes!"
Panel 4: The guys smile and wave and one says "haha us too!" as the man speeds away
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
When trump first ran, me and most New Yorkers knew about his past as a conman. It is common knowledge that he would regularly be in lawsuits for not paying workers or for breaking contracts or lying. This has not changed. What has surprised me in these years is how stupid the average American is.
Text: Since taking office in January 2025, former and current President Donald Trump has added an estimated $1.4 billion to $4 billion to his personal fortune. This massive financial growth is largely driven by business ventures connected to his presidency rather than his presidential salary. * The New Yorker +3
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Good morning have some stupid
Panel 1: Man 1 points to man 2 and says "I'm gonna fuckin kill you!"
Panel 2: Man 2 says "You're making me sad!"
Panel 3: Man 1 holds a shovel and says "Then I'm gonna bury you on my front lawn!"
Panel 4: Man 2 says "You're making me sod?"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
No one suggest this
Panel 1: A happy little man on the sidewalk exclaims "Now that gas is so expensive maybe we can find alternate fuel sources!"
Panel 2: The sky satillite laser (specifically from Akira) shoots a thin blue beam down from outer space
Panel 3: the happy little man still smiling is directly under the blue beam. 2 people accross the street are puzzled as to what is happening
Panel 4: a giant beam engulfs the smiling man and he is instantly vaporized as the two onlookers helplessly scream for their lives.
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
no one: The offical whitehouse page for some reason:
a picture of Homer's Web page from the Simpsoms which features floating worms, toasters with wings, bells, alarm clocks, mouths and a dancing Jesus.
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It's just cheaper this way
Panel 1: the boss walks up to Johnsons cubicle and says "Heeeeey, buddy"
Panel 2: The boss continues "So it's not your fault but there were some budget cuts and we have to put you down"
Panel 3: Johnson looking very concerned says "...You mean let me go?"
Panel 4: The boss is now loading a shot gun rifle and says "Please don't make a scene"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
FUCK
Panel 1: A man in a tie is with his son on some grass at a park. The man smiling says to his son "Hey son, why don't you go talk to that lonely kid over there?"
Panel 2: in the distance there is a child standing by a tree. The father continues "Sometimes it's hard for people to make friends. It's nice to help people like that"
Panel 3: from a distance behind them a man with glasses yells "Hey! Is that John?" 
Panel 4: The father hunches over and quietly says "God FUCKING dammit, it's god damn Peterson"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Nailed it
Panel 1: a smiling man finds a conference room with a sign that reads "Socialist Meet n Greet"
Panel 2: Now holding a beverage the man stands in the center of a small crowd of people who are mingling and talking to each other. His thought bubbles says "Mustn't let them know that I haven't read 1984"
Panel 3: The man says outloud "Oh man, it's like 1984 out there, huh?" Everyone turns to him
Panel 4: Everyone smiles and reaffirms his statement. 4 word bubbles appear from the crowd that read "Oh 100%" " Now we're talkin'" "This guy gets it" and "good take"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
NOOOO!! IT'S ONLY FUNNY THAT BB HAS ITTTTTT
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Focusing
Panel 1: The boss is giving a presentation. The board says "review". The boss says "Alright everyone, pay attention"
Panel 2: Henderson (a recurring character) has a thought bubble that reads "I wonder if my dustbuster got delivered"
Panel 3: Jessica (a recurring character) has a thought bubble that shows an image of her shooting robots while she says "I'll save you from the robots!"
Panel 4: Johnson (a recurring character) has a thought bubble of the DVD screen saver that features a DVD logo bouncing around a blank screen.
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Me watching the democrats getting ready to run the most milquetoast moderate politicians who will do nothing to stop the republicans because they’re owned by billionaires
Tired man smoking cigarette meme
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Older folks can do things to Word that I didn’t think were possible. Like to the point where it’s almost… impressive… ???
Panel 1: Two stick figures next to each other. One has an arrow that reads "Me" the other has an arrow that reads "My old coworker". The old coworker says "Can you fix my Word doc?" the other replies "Sure, Petey!"
Panel 2: The younger stick figure is seated in front of Petey's computer screen with the Word doc opened. The screen reads "Warning: Removing this box will cause computer to explode"
Panel 3: The young coworker stares blankly at the screen with Petey behind him also staring blankly. 
Panel 4: He turns and asks "Petey, how did you do this?". Petey shrugs and says "I don't know"
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