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ClippedScape | KQ Watson Writes🇨🇦 @kqwatson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

#FridayReads I just added CLIPPED to the storefront fybe, a non-AI replacement for Etsy! I'm the first ebook there. If you're crafty, or an author going wide, consider setting up shop. fybe.art/product/clip... #Booksky #readsky #fuckai #SupportHumanArtists

An image of the cover of the novel Clipped by KQ Watson, on a dark background. Under it says Was approved at fybe. No generative AI on the platform, no dropshipping, they screen all vendors, they actually care about artists, they're pro-LGBTQIA+, 5% max platform fee. They plan to profit share with artists. Join me and other artists at fybe.art/become-a-vendor/

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Trying to undermine my blank page anxiety by using the transitory nature of this trinket to trick my brain into practicing quickly and forcing it to not grow attached to results

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Received a compliment on old illustrations so of course I’m gonna ride that high well into the next decade

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

We, as a species, are now presented with a heretofore inconceivable opportunity that, for the good of mankind, we must act upon to quell any lingering mystery I speak, of course, of the question as to what trillionaire meat tastes like

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Not that I have this problem here, but I’m posting everywhere I encounter AI

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Practicing bullshit. Bullshit rehearsal

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Reached that stage of parenting where your artist reference mannequins are given air-dry clay clothing while you got up to go to the bathroom

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Growing up means realizing that you were actually playing as the villains in Bad Dudes, because the best thing you could’ve done for the country in that situation is take a siesta and let DragonNinja hang onto Ronnie for whatever they were gonna do

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Someone at the office is trying to inspire and motivate on this Mondayest of Mondays and I’ll be having none of it

A printer has laid upon it a printout of the “two wolves” story, and paper-clipped to the poem is a cut-out image of a male head, titled “I don’t have two wolves inside me - I have these guys” and the depictions of Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Meatwad and Carl Brutaninadilewsky are superimposed over the temple and forehead, respectively

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

It’s normal to be watching Sleeping Beauty with your kiddo and be irked that “Flora” isn’t the green-themed fairy, right?

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

News & SocMed: Brink of nuclear WWIII, Epstein Files, Texas water shortage, generalized doomery Family group chat: #WBC #WorldBaseballClassic #baseball

Text message in which family members outline “the scenarios,” a very vague term which in this case means the situations needed for Team USA advancing in the World Baseball Classic and dismissing the US attack on Iran

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

It’s not the part, but one of my biggest issues with people wishing the deceased a happy heavenly birthday is that it seems awfully presumptive

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Pictured: Sam’s Club completely biffing it on the kind of games I play

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Deleting Songs of Innocence off my phone for the umpteenth time this year alone like

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

I hope my face hid my disgust when my boss asked me to rip him out a blank page from my hardbound unperforated notebook I fear the tears welling in my eyes as I massacred my boy may have given me away, though

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Having finally seen Zootopia 2, the question is whether I go full trash and watch The Bad Guys 2 while I prep gifts, or whether I just lie about not watching it

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

This candy sounds like a titty henchman

Empty candy wrapper reading “BOOBLING CANDY,” which once contained a hard candy ring and was Halloween-themed, and thus suggesting that it was “Boo Bling,” but the artistic melding of the two separate words reads like there is such an entity as the “boobling.”

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Ah, the conundrum of having forgotten your iPod and wanting to hear a specific song, but you don’t want to stream it because you don’t want to give even .000001¢ to a known Jan. 6 insurrectionist

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

“How many are we?” Well, that’s kind of a big question. I mean, there’re the selves of the id, ego, & the superego; the self I am in my private moments and the public-facing self; the customer-service self & the self whe– CAST MEMBER AT MILLENNIUM FALCON: “I meant how many in your party” Oh. Two

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

The people who brought you YARD SARD present their boldest creation to date:

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

THEM: AI is the future and its output will be indistinguishable from the finest artisanal craft AI:

A hideous AI-generated depiction of a five-fingered, two-thumbed hand loosely grasping an impossible stringed instrument with garbled nonsense in an embarrassing mimicry of an instructional chart. It appears to be a left hand, on which the second thumb sprouts from the initial knuckle joint of the first, and a second index finger branches off from the first. The palm does not operate like a human palm, but instead appears to hinge at the center akin to a Venus Flytrap.

The strings of the instrument, styled somewhat like a facsimile of an electric guitar, branch off impossibly and end suddenly, splitting and rejoining in a farcical manner which is unsupported by any structure or physically possible means. The fretboard is dotted somewhat like that of a guitar, but instead of denoting the third, fifth, seventh, and ninth frets, most of the spaces are dotted and have a dot between each frenetic string. The aforementioned strings do not match up to tuning pegs, and initiate with four strings at the top and - amid all the chaotic splitting and terminating - ends with five strings at the bottom-left of the image.

The bubbles surrounding the image, a parody of useful labels, are filled with nonsense language of nonsense characters and clutter the image so that were it to have been filled with useful information, the poster would be so busy as to be rendered useless. The image is an affront to the senses.

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Woke up this morning and chose violence (No anonymity for scammers, sorry not sorry Debra/Lily)

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

I was trying to communicate that I was opting out in a language which Bregmans understand.

Unsolicited text message solicitation from Samuel Bregman, father to Alex Bregman, prominent player of the 2017 Houston Trashtros

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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 24/03/2025

he's the king of the world as far as I know

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

No, iPod Mini I have had since the Bush administration; I don’t think you’ve kept up with current events over the past couple of decades, but let me assure you that there are reasons I don’t wanna hear six Ice Dearth tracks in a row. Do you even know what “shuffle” means?

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Brain’s still in vacation mode. Stepped out into the sun and slapped at my bare head trying to lower my non-existent sunglasses and hat, so it looked like I exited the building and was immediately attacked by aggressive gnats

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Stuck on a ride and waiting for evacuation by maintenance. Wonder if I can call in to work “besieged by the machines” tomorrow

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

The face the fairy godmother apprentice made when I told her I cannot hablo 🤦‍♂️ That’s what I get for pronouncing Frida Kahlo’s name authentically

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

“Man I wish people would stop saying the lines in the Haunted Mansion” Next you’re gonna complain about people saying the Nicene Creed out loud in mass; get outta here with your shushing

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Hey yo Disneyland, I remortgaged my house to bring my kid in a two-day pass; you think you could spring for something thicker than single ply in the restrooms maybe?

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Mental health presenter: “Isolation is NOT a solution for mental health” My dumb brain: Isolution

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Very, extremely rude of my alarm to go off just as my dream’s soundtrack needle-dropped “Love Removal Machine.” I mean, I COULD just queue it up now that I’m awake, but that’s not the POINT

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

*at my grandma’s funeral. No really* Relative X: *to me* Ooh, that’s definitely [my dad]’s son! He looks just like [dad] when he was a boy! My middle-aged ass: well that’s a damn sight better than looking just like my dad when he was [my age] years old

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

In my research since restarting my fitness journey, I’ve found that scientists have identified four distinct stages of physical fitness: 1.) Rise from your grave 2.) Power up 3.) POWER UP 4.) REAARRGH$&@#%(Werewolf)

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Is there anything better than being a baseball fan on Super Bowl Sunday and getting to work out in a completely empty gym? Well, I can think of quite a few things, honestly, but this is pretty nice, too

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Down 30 depression pounds as of this morning WOOOOO youtu.be/BV6Lalg3XOQ?...

youtu.be

A Happy Jam (Original Song)

YouTube video by Piemations

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

*assembling shelf in kid’s room, she points to the assembly guide* “Those are the IN-structions, but if you follow it backwards, they’re the DE-structions.” Don’t look at me. I tell her that the Destructions comprise one easy-to-follow step: 1.) Smash it with a hammer

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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 29/12/2024

You're telling me that Margo Martindale and Wayne Knight were once partners on a team of character actors who moonlit as private investigators to supplement film/tv income by busting bad guys with their acting skills and this has never been adapted into the longest-running show on NBC?

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I love the song and will never besmirch its name – But at 8:15 in the morning in the local grocer, going on an insomniac night of no sleep, “Surfin’ Bird” is a hard energy to match.

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

You know, for an asthmatic who’s never smoked, I’m pretty adept at this whole smoke ring thing

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Off-brand Chris Redfield isn’t real, he can’t hurt you ROSS’ Christmas toy section:

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Gotta hand it to depression: it’s been years since I’ve been able to binge an entire multi-season broadcast series to completion. What is this 24-episode per season bullshit? Who has time to watch, much less WRITE, this much TV? I mean besides me. Hats off to you, melancholy

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Not me, a fully grown professional adult in my last quarter of employment before retirement, completely oblivious to walk-in upselling pitches because of a flashing Sonic the Hedgehog ad. Nope. Can’t be this guy

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

As it turns out, one should not attempt to hammer out the intro to Bloody Tears on the family heirloom piano unless your explicit goal is to create newly dead keys in spots where perfectly functional ones once were

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Literally every men’s stall in every bathroom in my wing of the office is occupied. Is this some kind of protest? What are their demands?… is… is this a shit-in?

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EarthMofo @earthmofo.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

You heard of Hangry? I get that, except when I have insufficient levels of coffee. Beve-Rage.

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