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Vampires Ripped My Flesh

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Future ancient astronaut; neo-Romantic organicist; Dé of jīn litterbox: letterboxd.com/fourwhitehorses

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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 23h
Someone eventually did find a chimp making such a face
George W. Bush (left) and a chimpanzee (right) both hooting with their mouths open
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Whitman looks so Taoist here
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 07/08/2026
"You and he were buddies, weren't you?"
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 07/08/2026
-You and he were buddies, weren't you? -Once.
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He's mine too
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My habitat looks like this [microwave corridor from mgs4] so theirs can look like this [antarctic temperatures]
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Some of the great illustrations from The Algonquin Legends of New England (1884), including tales of the mythical Glooskap, whose name literally means Liar, because it is said that when he left earth he promised to return but has never done so: publicdomainreview.org/collection/t...
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Three straight weeks of spooktober starts...2NITE
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What a yummy slime mold!
The red slime mold Tubifera ferruginosa
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kingdom Hearts should look like this
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watch out for his mummy's curse...
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Got to the end of the second-last level of Castlevania and quickly died
Michael Caine as Alfred: "Death is the scariest guy I've ever seen in my life"
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anyway how was everyone not immediately horrified by the concept of "League of Overwatch now featuring the inspired character design of Valve"
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why do I have to see so many pictures of the deadlock chess guy after muting "deadlock" permanently
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Need to know his DAMM main
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
If Bram Stoker heard the title "Demon Castle Dracula" he'd think that's a way cooler thing to call it
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This shitty automatic chapter update on YouTube has been bad, but it does make it funny when it has to try and make sense of a YTP
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I saw some children out the other day...I hope they weren't of the Corn
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
FANTASY/AI.GIF
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
It's fucked up that there are multiple (?) movies about werewolves in London but 0 about a gorilla being a desperado
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
AI, AI, ow!
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We get it, you vape!
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Erbe
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is close to an ideal encounter I'd want to run in an RPG, so actually a pretty heartening image to find
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's Dr. Bride of Frankenstein actually...
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just realized Vincent Price appropriated AAVE on Thriller 😬
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Season 3 Episode 17 - Frame 71 out of 2836
Season 3 Episode 17 - Frame 71 out of 2836
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The guy asking the question should have just gone to the wikipedia page and found this image
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Digger Beyond the Bottom
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a heads up, all these guys are going to be out and about this month
Illustration from Usborne's Guide to the Supernatural World of various medieval demons; featuring a redcap, the dragon Nidhoggr, Death (as a skeleton), a demon of the air animating a corpse as a vampire, a witch, and the devil Eurynome
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think Kane Parsons could have an interesting career if he manages to grow beyond being "the Backrooms guy" but looking at Curry Barker's youtube and seeing videos that look exactly the same as his movie, yeah never even started for him
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus was one of the tallest guys around in his time...180cm
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What's her @
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just pronounced "Konami" this way
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay apparently those guys are not apes but "flea men". Pretty cool idea...Blakean even...
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can stand being attacked by Ravens and Murderers in the Rue Morgue but the fuckin gorgon heads
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NES Castlevania has a really promising opening and then immediately one of the most "no please just stick with it" second levels they could make
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[eminem voice] Look, if you only had one [l-mm voice] shhhot
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's fine, they think "makkushing" is a kind of burger
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Insane Mode: changing it to "kkk"
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
"The hills have eyes" is a cautionary tale about having some stuff
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On this very night...50 years ago...he sexualized an adult...
Mr. Krabs telling Spongebob a scary story
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd consider Digger even more important than the others because it's the film where, most of all, you run the risk of seeing something you otherwise wouldn't
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let Tom know you were his strongest soldier
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Actually the most racist thing is doing it in the context of the "let's appropriate Asia" show
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing about Cameron's generalization of the indigenous experience is remotely as racist as resentful white people reacting to it with "errrm thats pocahontas, thats ferngully"
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It could have been, unusually for a MGS game, a lot better by not attempting to have a story at all
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saturn Devouring His Son did not go far enough
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Vampires Ripped My Flesh @earthmanfromspace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The backlash to "AI art" seems less likely to create anything worthwhile than lower standards for appreciation of dogshit. What does it even matter? It's not made by something with thoughts (and you weren't already competing with realistic renders of Mario, were you)
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