iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

guy is in his 60s, at least. lingered for a very long time on a mr. potato head costume

Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

at the best circus show i've ever been to. during intermission, guy in the row in front of us is looking at shark costumes on amazon. very special forms of performance art happening here tonight

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

it's been one of those days. pass the analog synthesizer

A Korg minilogue synthesizer in front of a torbie cat.

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I LOVE STANDARDIZING DOCUMENT FORMATS AND TONE. I LOVE TO ENSURE ALL BULLET POINTS ARE ALIGNED. EDITING FOR CLARITY IS MY PASSION. DICTIONARY AND THESAURUS ARE MY BEST FRIEND

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school

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Skree Ghoulsen 🎃🦇🌿 @breebird33.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

did a 16th century fashion study but made it spoopy

bust of a figure dress in a 16th century kirtle with a slashed bodice and chemise overflowing at the shoulders where voluminous sleeves are tied, though the figure herself is a bit strange with skin tags and growth on the crown of her head, hidden by a skull mask with eyes glowing in the sockets.

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

- guy who is definitely not already a furry trying to cover for why he's been getting those ads

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Erin Roseberry 🔜 SPX B5 @roseberrycomix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

TRANSFORMATION INTO AN ANIMAL--a new risograph zine and animated flipbook about mythological fantasies--is debuting at @smallpressexpo.bsky.social this weekend! Come see it at SPX table B5--limited copies available!

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

let's hear it for altos that still sort of know how to play guitar but no longer have fingertip calluses! (me)

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If we had infinite money/staff/supplies to offer care free of charge to everyone who needs it, this would not be a nationwide crisis. But it is. Because we don't. And we're doing what we can, and we're sorry that can't help everyone, but don't fucking say we don't care about you because we do

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There are too many animals and too large of medical bills and not enough money and I GET IT trust me I do, but I'm tired of getting yelled at for not caring enough or not doing enough when we are quite literally doing everything we can reasonably do

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Started typing up a whole dang thread about the inside baseball of the rising costs of vet care and the impact that has on pet owners, but I think I'll just settle for asking people to stop putting their anger on clinic staff that truly wish they could help but have limitations of their own

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

getting bricked up from telling a grown man to watch his tone when he speaks to me

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

secretly captured photo of me looking at a snake during my birthday zoo trip a few weeks back. i think at this point I was asking if the snake was friends with other snakes

Em leaned against the glass of an aquarium enclosure, nose almost touching the surface.

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

new bookmark exclusively for use in my horror novels

A bookmark featuring an illustration from the 1971 children's book The Monster at the End of This Book. Grover from Sesame Street looks worried as he exclaims, "YOU TURNED THE PAGE!"

The other side of the bookmark. Grover is now distraught, crying, "YOU TURNED ANOTHER PAGE!"

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

rough few weeks! unplanned (but welcome) day off work tomorrow! might go aimlessly wander around a craft store until i find a new hobby to soothe the deep ache of my soul with

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i'm getting remy ratatouille'd by this bitch

a torbie cat laying on the floor behind em's foot

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

people think i'm joking when i say that maple is my little sous chef, but she did literally just go into the kitchen and start mewing for me because my pot of water was about to boil over, so,

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

(this sounds judgemental until you realize it's my actual real life journaling process)

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

wow, big feelings you got there. have you tried coloring with crayons about it

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

one of my goals for my thirties was learning to be okay with being perceived as a bitch and the universe immediately went BET

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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

All this time later and I still can't believe we lost those two beautiful uniquely American monuments. Miss you so much Dolly.

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

i love my job but it do be jobbing these days

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

getting made fun of (positive) by my coworkers because i use words like "fruitful" and "onus" and i "read books"

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

EVERYBODY LOVES CROCS DOG, THE DOG WITH CROCS

It's a dog wearing green crocs. He's a very good boy.

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

this guy doesn't know about the dictionary definition of the word "neuter" that's printed on every cat testicle

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

you'd think after doing that many you'd know how to spell neuter

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

favorite part of my morning is when my two little kitties repeatedly trade off who gets to sit on my lap and get their scritches and smooch meters refilled after the long night. and then they usually immediately get in a judo match because one of them has a toy the other wants or something

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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Based on a lot of your reposts I suggest you stop looking at the "posts that suck shit and hurt you to look at" feed all day

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AnneMarie Rogers🌱🍄🌈 @amrogers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

btw the workers for the cook county forest preserves are still on strike. Just an FYI

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AnneMarie Rogers🌱🍄🌈 @amrogers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The parks somehow dont have the budget to give us PTO or expand the number of full time positions but they do have 70k for a camera to surveil homeless people

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

kinda fucked up that the best photo of me in my wedding guest fancies was the one i took in my apartment gym mirrors before leaving, but c'est la vie

Em in a lime green pleated satin dress with red flats.

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

getting a lot of requests to stop bullying men from people who are clearly not reading my "I Will Not Stop Bullying Men" t shirt

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

soirée is such a good word. more of my homies gotta be throwin' soirées.

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

lest we forget that mammals and reptiles also kick ass

A dwarf caiman crocodile, submerged in water and only visible from the nose up.

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I know a zoo aviary hates to see me comin' 🪶

A Victoria crowned pigeon looking over its shoulder at the camera.

Three flamingos in a line in front of green foliage. One is facing the camera with head turned slightly to left of the frame, one has its head down so that only its body is visible, and the last is facing to the right of the frame.

A superb starling (not a value statement, simply its name!) facing the right of the frame.

A pink-headed fruit dove, with its body oriented towards the right of the frame and its head turned towards the camera.

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

look at them. my angels. my beebee babies. they're at home napping all by themselves and i'm under fluorescent lights

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

every work day at approximately 2 PM, i overwhelmingly feel as though i must go home to take a nap with my little kitty cats or else i'll die

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

yesterday i went swimming with friends and then took a three hour nap!!! unrestrained summer fun!!!!!!

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

hiring two muscular folk to push my car to and fro as i take a nap on my lunch break in an effort to mimic the gentle sway of a hammock on a summer's day

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

me and a lesbian, shaking throwing axes in the air: BIRDS OF PREY!!!!!!!

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

one of my favorite parts of pennsic was the LGBTQ+ thrown weapons tournament where i introduced myself by my SCA persona name and then me and the lesbians next to me (also named themselves after birds) all had a hearty guffaw

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Em 🍄🐈‍⬛🍂 @earthling.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

it's nearly my birthday, you all know what that means!!! only two more days of summer and then it's time for mandatory horror novel induced psychosis

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datbx @thebeatles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

outdoor cats

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