Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 05/04/2026“this weather is so bipolar” “im feeling so manic today” “omg my intrusive thoughts made me want to text my ex lol” my ass about to make a scene: 010
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 23/02/2026*playing Civilization with friends* you’re really violating my boundaries rn 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 17/02/2026as for me an my house, we will irritate our bowels 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 05/02/2026checkin in with gang and receiving pleasant feedback 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 04/02/2026sending my DNA to a corporation, hope they decide to clone me 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 23/12/2025do you think some sex workers have a rewards program 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 11/11/2025i wish it was socially acceptable to repost my whole profile 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 11/11/2025don’t smoke the shit from the elf in the ren faire parking lot. had me geeking. i spent $300 on turtle races. i’ve been given a warlock’s curse. i’ve consumed an entire emu’s worth of turkey legs 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 03/09/2025speeding down 610 pressing down on my horn like it’s a nitrous button in a fast and furious movie 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 08/08/2025taking a 200mg edible and visiting the slowest, most colorful car wash i can find 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 02/07/2025trying to look more nonchalant by smugly shrugging my shoulders every fifteen seconds 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 22/05/2025floating through the air like a cartoon character when i smell the joint 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 09/05/2025“omg the world ends with us” like babe it’ll be ok just go listen to Parachutes by Coldplay 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 09/05/2025tbh it was pretty self important of everyone to assume the whole world was ending in 2000 100
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 06/05/2025how are you leaving literal grime on the toilet seat, for the love of god please wash your ass 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 12/04/2025*most insufferable guy you’ve ever met voice* yeah i’ve been thinking ab picking up the shamisen 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 11/04/2025dr pepper haters are so cringe. “ohh bbq water, dr pepper lovers are in a cult” ok Señor Soft Drink just because you have the palate of a 10 year old and can’t handle more than 2 flavor profiles at a time doesn’t make it my problem 100
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 02/04/2025having a water feature in my living room would fix me 010
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 02/04/2025learning the riff from Bad to the Bone and playing it everytime my friend takes a drag from his cigarette 010
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 19/02/2025shine bright like a hymen or whatever Rihanna said 021
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 15/02/2025guy who attends pride parades just to cross his arms and slowly shake his head the whole time 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 10/02/2025@larianstudios.com pls let me in to the stress test, i’ll send you 5 US dollars 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 06/02/2025*showing up to a funeral in shorts* wtf? i thought it was business casual day 011
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 06/02/2025yes EA i will take another thank you, here’s another $40 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 06/02/2025so called “free thinkers” when a new Sims pack is teased 110
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 04/02/2025sorry i haven’t been posting, my apartment building was hit by a nuclear explosion 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 02/02/2025listened to a whole album tonight just because the cover was funny 010
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 25/01/2025my many personal confidants speak your name with disdain 020
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 19/01/2025i think i could do it. i can hold my breath for a long time 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Alexandria was probably pissed about all her books 010
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 18/01/2025i think one or two more vertebrae would fix my back pain 010