Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 05/04/2026“this weather is so bipolar” “im feeling so manic today” “omg my intrusive thoughts made me want to text my ex lol” my ass about to make a scene: 010
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 23/02/2026*playing Civilization with friends* you’re really violating my boundaries rn 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 17/02/2026as for me an my house, we will irritate our bowels 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 05/02/2026checkin in with gang and receiving pleasant feedback 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 04/02/2026sending my DNA to a corporation, hope they decide to clone me 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 23/12/2025do you think some sex workers have a rewards program 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 11/11/2025i wish it was socially acceptable to repost my whole profile 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 11/11/2025don’t smoke the shit from the elf in the ren faire parking lot. had me geeking. i spent $300 on turtle races. i’ve been given a warlock’s curse. i’ve consumed an entire emu’s worth of turkey legs 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 03/09/2025speeding down 610 pressing down on my horn like it’s a nitrous button in a fast and furious movie 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 08/08/2025taking a 200mg edible and visiting the slowest, most colorful car wash i can find 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 02/07/2025trying to look more nonchalant by smugly shrugging my shoulders every fifteen seconds 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 22/05/2025floating through the air like a cartoon character when i smell the joint 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 09/05/2025tbh it was pretty self important of everyone to assume the whole world was ending in 2000 100
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 06/05/2025how are you leaving literal grime on the toilet seat, for the love of god please wash your ass 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 12/04/2025*most insufferable guy you’ve ever met voice* yeah i’ve been thinking ab picking up the shamisen 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 11/04/2025dr pepper haters are so cringe. “ohh bbq water, dr pepper lovers are in a cult” ok Señor Soft Drink just because you have the palate of a 10 year old and can’t handle more than 2 flavor profiles at a time doesn’t make it my problem 100
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 02/04/2025having a water feature in my living room would fix me 010
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 02/04/2025learning the riff from Bad to the Bone and playing it everytime my friend takes a drag from his cigarette 010
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 19/02/2025shine bright like a hymen or whatever Rihanna said 021
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 15/02/2025guy who attends pride parades just to cross his arms and slowly shake his head the whole time 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 10/02/2025@larianstudios.com pls let me in to the stress test, i’ll send you 5 US dollars 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 06/02/2025*showing up to a funeral in shorts* wtf? i thought it was business casual day 011
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 06/02/2025so called “free thinkers” when a new Sims pack is teased 110
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 04/02/2025sorry i haven’t been posting, my apartment building was hit by a nuclear explosion 000
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 02/02/2025listened to a whole album tonight just because the cover was funny 010
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 25/01/2025my many personal confidants speak your name with disdain 020
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Alexandria was probably pissed about all her books 010
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 18/01/2025i think one or two more vertebrae would fix my back pain 010
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 16/01/2025*passing the blunt to an ape at the zoo* do you think we could be distantly related 010
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 15/01/2025showing up to the function with large stones tied to the bottom of my feet 010
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 11/01/2025-took a bat and just started swinging, but for some reason, someone filled all the piñatas with lit candles?? so yeah thats why i’m not allowed at the lantern festival anymore 020
Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 11/01/2025moth walking into Home Depot’s lighting section: holy shit.. 020