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@earth2rocket.bsky.social
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i playa the video game | Arby’s apologist | 26 | he/they

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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
“this weather is so bipolar” “im feeling so manic today” “omg my intrusive thoughts made me want to text my ex lol” my ass about to make a scene:
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
i <3 vagueposting on instagram notes
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
has anyone seen my marbles around here
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
fuck i’m late for Orbology
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
*playing Civilization with friends* you’re really violating my boundaries rn
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
as for me an my house, we will irritate our bowels
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
checkin in with gang and receiving pleasant feedback
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
sending my DNA to a corporation, hope they decide to clone me
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
do you think some sex workers have a rewards program
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
getting an eye appointment at Claire’s
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
i’m something of a radical guy myself
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
i wish it was socially acceptable to repost my whole profile
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
don’t smoke the shit from the elf in the ren faire parking lot. had me geeking. i spent $300 on turtle races. i’ve been given a warlock’s curse. i’ve consumed an entire emu’s worth of turkey legs
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
speeding down 610 pressing down on my horn like it’s a nitrous button in a fast and furious movie
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
starting a Medieval Times fantasy league
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
taking a 200mg edible and visiting the slowest, most colorful car wash i can find
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
trying to look more nonchalant by smugly shrugging my shoulders every fifteen seconds
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
floating through the air like a cartoon character when i smell the joint
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
tbh it was pretty self important of everyone to assume the whole world was ending in 2000
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
how are you leaving literal grime on the toilet seat, for the love of god please wash your ass
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
woke US military be like: ask, tell
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
crazy that 4/20 is on 4/20 this year
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
allorubbing on the plug to show him i missed him
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
*most insufferable guy you’ve ever met voice* yeah i’ve been thinking ab picking up the shamisen
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
dr pepper haters are so cringe. “ohh bbq water, dr pepper lovers are in a cult” ok Señor Soft Drink just because you have the palate of a 10 year old and can’t handle more than 2 flavor profiles at a time doesn’t make it my problem
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
having a water feature in my living room would fix me
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
wentsday
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
learning the riff from Bad to the Bone and playing it everytime my friend takes a drag from his cigarette
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
i’m Gucci down to my chastity belt
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
serving mashed potatoes al dente
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
shine bright like a hymen or whatever Rihanna said
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
guy who attends pride parades just to cross his arms and slowly shake his head the whole time
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
@larianstudios.com pls let me in to the stress test, i’ll send you 5 US dollars
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
*showing up to a funeral in shorts* wtf? i thought it was business casual day
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
so called “free thinkers” when a new Sims pack is teased
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
everyone looking at the new Discord UI
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
closeted eugenicists love the Sims
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
sorry i haven’t been posting, my apartment building was hit by a nuclear explosion
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
they call me sour dough
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
listened to a whole album tonight just because the cover was funny
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
in desperate need of a rocking chair
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
my many personal confidants speak your name with disdain
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Alexandria was probably pissed about all her books
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
i think one or two more vertebrae would fix my back pain
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
*passing the blunt to an ape at the zoo* do you think we could be distantly related
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
showing up to the function with large stones tied to the bottom of my feet
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
god i love being unproblematic
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
-took a bat and just started swinging, but for some reason, someone filled all the piñatas with lit candles?? so yeah thats why i’m not allowed at the lantern festival anymore
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Rocket 🚀 @earth2rocket.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
moth walking into Home Depot’s lighting section: holy shit..
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