Papers, Please @earlgreyparty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Many thanks to the bruh who deposited $1600 in weed-stinking twenties at my station today. We just love to hand that shit out to customers. 000
Papers, Please @earlgreyparty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Universally applicable headline: "Trump Opens Mouth; Bullshit Comes Out" 010
Papers, Please @earlgreyparty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Rule #1 for preserving one's online sanity: do not get involved in other people's fights. 020
Papers, Please @earlgreyparty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It's all so goddamn horrible. Fuck these people and their ethnic cleansing. Jail them and wipe out their political and economic power. 020
Papers, Please @earlgreyparty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I don't exercise because I prefer natural strength. 020
Papers, Please @earlgreyparty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Iran has directly fucked over three US presidents, and imo indirectly fucked over a fourth (GWB). 020
Papers, Please @earlgreyparty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Over the past thirty years—and possibly the past fifty—the country with the most successful foreign policy has been China, and it's not close. 021
Papers, Please @earlgreyparty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Need to gain familiarity, if not proficiency, in: Python (ugh) Rust Go Typescript 130
Papers, Please @earlgreyparty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Emotionally, I've been giving all day. I've talked down a co-worker who was in tears after meeting with the boss, talked with said boss, consoled another co-worker who encountered an asshole customer, and reassured a customer (over about 20 mins) who was afraid her debit card had been hacked. 110
Reposted by Papers, PleaseChise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Vaccines save lives. And no, they do not cause autism. 7742631079
Papers, Please @earlgreyparty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Red lentils & chicken with herbs over rice. Massaged kale salad? (Kale, olive oil, lemon juice, minced garlic) 010
Papers, Please @earlgreyparty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Watching the hummingbirds spin outside the window. 010
Papers, Please @earlgreyparty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Americans celebrating the 250th with a national bout of diarrhea. 031
Papers, Please @earlgreyparty.bsky.social · 23/06/2026If the President can be a plaintiff in a lawsuit then he can be a defendant as well. 031
Papers, Please @earlgreyparty.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Trump and Hegseth don't seem to do very well when their targets can hit back. 010
Reposted by Papers, PleaseDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been fucked up for so many by so few. 291352311
Reposted by Papers, PleaseAngry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 03/07/2025A Louisianan places his hand on a gun of Wiedrich’s battery - “I take command of this gun.” The German gunner, his hand on the lanyard, replies, “du solst sie haben” (you shall have it) and pulls the lanyard, disintegrating the rebel entirely 526535
Papers, Please @earlgreyparty.bsky.social · 18/11/2023In Boston on a rainy November day. Not sure where to go. 140
