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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey

@earl-hickey.bsky.social
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I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Earl.

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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, the space force uniforms were not inspired by Starship Troopers. Starship Troopers uniforms were inspired by the Nazis, this is how they can look like Nazis while denying it to anyone dumb enough to believe it that they aren't trying to be Nazis.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is this a psyop to make people defending vaccines look stupid? Surely I'm not the only person that understands how both people involved in this interaction are morons...
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The government is going to go against the "oligarchy" because there's a clear distinction between the government and the rich and if you call them the ruling class and group them together as if they have the same class interest...
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry too? Damn this week sucks
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When I critique bluesky for having dumb analysis, this is specifically what I'm talking about. bsky.app/profile/adam...
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ever read something so stupid you say to yourself "I'm done here for a bit"? I'm out.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I think this begs the question, when was the last time voting made your life better? And I mean materially better, not "bandage on a knife wound" at best. Changes that provided an increased quality of life and not helping you stay at your current level when it would have otherwise dropped.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We're done fighting climate change, we lost. Prepare for what is next by getting active in your community.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bsky users are having a hard time not sharing things they liked and agreed with that Lindsay Graham said. I don't agree with him on anything and hope he rots in hell. A broken clock might be right twice a day but I don't agree with it about the time.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"I wish I could do something but this bad thing is legal so therefor we must accept it" -liberal mantra
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A famous philosopher once said "if the penalty for a crime is a fine, then the law only exists for the lower class" www.therecord.com/news/waterlo...
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This Ontario farmer built a 19,000 sq/ft hockey rink without permits, and then gets a nod from local council
The indoor rink includes change rooms, player benches, a cooling unit, ice re-surfacer and 36-space parking lot. The owner says it's just for family and friends.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Hell is not punishment enough for the American ruling class, there needs to be something worse for them.... Hell 2: Electric Boogaloo. Someone call Dante, get him on it! www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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US plans to indict Cuba's Raul Castro, US DOJ official says
The timing of the potential indictment, ‌which would need to be approved by a grand jury, was not immediately clear, but the official said it sounds imminent.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/05/2026
Carney announces environment to be eliminated as cost-cutting measure
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Carney announces environment to be eliminated as cost-cutting measure
EDMONTON - I addition to his announcement lowering industrial carbon pricing specifically just for Alberta, Prime Minister Mark Carney has unveiled a plan to eliminate all of Canada's environment in o...
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
In Ukraine you can receive up to 8 years in prison for criticising Israel
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The assassination attempt is being credit as failed due to the "quick action of law enforcement" If that isn't the best argument for ACAB and defund the police, I don't know what is
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Vote blue no matter who! Democrats can't be against it if they never have to vote Republicans vocally hate you and want you to die. Democrats silently hate you and want you to die. The real problem are the people that didn't vote Kamala. www.nationalnursesunited.org/press/nurses...
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Nurses condemn California Assembly’s failure to advance CalCare
California Nurses Association members condemn the California State Assembly’s failure to advance A.B. 1900, the California Guaranteed Health Care for All Act, also known as CalCare, at a time when hea...
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Canada has a fairly large portion of their country that have Trump 2020 flags on their vehicles
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Dude is 100% accurate. Performance isn't shit. Anyone that burns down a warehouse does more in that moment than any tweet you've ever read. fixvx.com/proudsociali...
fixvx.com
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The first 90 seconds of this Michael Burns video is a baseline intelligence test. If don't understand this then you probably have a bad understanding of reality. youtu.be/YFHlwawvYG8
youtu.be
capitalism HATES humanity
YouTube video by Michael Burns
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
so anyway, like i was saying, the dem party as an institution is a willing participant in the fascist project
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Bhwahahaha
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Saw someone like my snide remark to this post. Remember folks: anyone can have a dogshit hot takes, even if you mostly respect their work and opinions.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This is proof the democrats are a bunch of communists because China is using this strategy of "wait until the enemy destroys themselves" to deal with the United States.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"in 2028, when the Dems take power, Trump and the circle around him will be held accountable" Did COVID ruin our brains so much that they forget we've heard this one before? Bluesky really does feel like a lot of bots and paid accounts for the democrats because I don't think people are this stupid
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Marx critique of Capital outlines and explains the how/why this happens before "tech oligarch" was a thing because it's not the industry or person, but the system that causes it. Does not matter the industry that creates the robber barons, so long as capitalism exists power consolidates to the few.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I shouldn't have kept reading from this thread A new challenger has appeared.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
New contender for dumbest hot take of the year. This is going to be hard to top.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This joke by Gavin Newsom really highlights that Democrats are aware of what's good, what's popular, and what people want to see. It highlights that they know this and act against our best interests because they don't care about us.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
So you're saying I have to contact various levels of the government every time they have a bill in front of them that is going to cause harm or advance an authoritarian police state? And then they still vote for it? Truly this is the best form of government.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
There is almost zero excuses for being politically illiterate, discussion of politics permeates every aspect of our daily life. If you don't think everything you do is political you're just not smart enough to understand what is happening around you.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
How do I get away from seeing the dumbest opinions on bluesky? I understand they're probably all bots, but all the "Putin is actually the mastermind of everything terrible the US is doing in the world" is so dumb. Everything happening is directly from a 2009 US funded paper "which path to Persia"
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Is it an unpopular opinion to say that the soldiers bombing children in Iran should be tried for their crimes? I feel like most Americans would unironically say "it's not their fault, they were just following orders"
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Analysis was correct.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Average Charlie Kirk supporter.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The same broadcast that didn't remove the n-word from being shouted did manage to remove "Free Palastine" from an acceptance speech.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Conspiracy theory? The US is probably going to attack Iran before the end of the month unless the alliance with China and Russia is able to deter them. The US wants this but doesn't fully believe it can handle it.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Someone today was telling me they don't know if they can continue to watch the Simpson's in good conscience We shouldn't debate if we can still enjoy old art, we should debate where we can hang the bodies without the smell being an issue.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
If only either party cared about the safety of children.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Are bots a major problem on this site? Everyone with dogshit opinions and hot takes seems to have thousands of followers, following thousands of people. Seeing a lot of posts like "Kamala should be legally allowed to kill people that didn't vote for her" by accounts called Kamala's winter coat.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Listing communist countries and including modern day Russia is a level of brain rot that should be studied for science
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
When I see these sort of dumb opinions and the interaction around it I can't help but think dead internet theory is right.
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
the biggest problem, currently, with the nazis being At War with us, is that we are not yet At War with them
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Cory Booker, who is dumb, says that he will attempt to make ICE wear body cameras and receive training. Someone points out that 6 years ago a joke was made that if republicans were to throw protestors in unmarked vans, democrats would fight to have the vans marked.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The crowd that wants to impeach Trump and remove him from office... Is the goal to put Vance in office or...? I'm really not sure I understand the end game of people that think we should be using the system to fight the system.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Seeing the dumbest hot takes on Iran lately. Liberalism is a disease that needs to be stamped out.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
US is doing terror attacks on Venezuela's capital. Time to watch the UN and all these other shitty countries provide some lip service while being too afraid to pretend they'll make a stand. Canada's been talking a big game with "elbows up" but it's really just "knees down" all the time.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
What an absolute Chad move to win the nobel peace prize then immediately use your new platform to call for war and cheer on war crimes.
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
TERFs are the scummiest of the scum
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I can't recommend this video enough youtu.be/hwVT0BUw25Q
youtu.be
MARX WAS RIGHT: Graham Platner Proves Entryism is DOOMED
YouTube video by NonCompete
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Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey @earl-hickey.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I hope it was painful
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