El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026In the middle of a heat wave and there’s an oppressive smog blanketing the horizon reminiscent of 1990ms Los Angeles. I’m half expecting the predator to start making its rounds hunting gang members. 010
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026AI meeting notes are the corporate equivalent of body cam footage. If someone turns them off you know shit is about to go down. 021
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026“The air tastes a little sweeter and less hateful this morning 😌” 010
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If we can’t speak ill of the dead then just speak positively. Like say “it’s a good thing they died” 110
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026When the nicest thing someone can say about your death is that they don’t care, you may not have lived the best life. 010
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Let’s play a fun game, list things that have lasted longer than the Confederacy. I’ll start: RuPaul’s Drag Race. 010
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026That just means you made the drink more efficiently. Same end result with half the effort! 010
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Reminder that Swifties have more of right to claim heritage than southerners. Taylor Swift’s music career has lasted 5x longer than the confederacy. Happy 4th of July and fuck these Nazi chuds. 092
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Im a glass half full kinda guy so for me its “My farts smell like natural hot springs” 020
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Some of you mfs never learned that sugar is a wet ingredient and it shows 😤 010
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Anyone else remember “solar FREAKING roadways” 000
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Pete Kegsbreath once saw a black man get promoted and he made it his personal mission to never let it happen again. 050
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I miss when everyone agreed that Nazis and pedophiles were bad people. 000
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026How do you fear monger garlic powder? I’ve always been taunt that when adding garlic you keep going until you start feeling afraid…then you at a bit more. 000
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Some people will try to gaslight you saying not talking to them because of politics is like cutting someone off just because you like different movies. And they’re right. I like comedies, they like snuff films. 000
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man with the words " tis no man tis a remorseless eating machine " below himAlt: The captain from the Simpsons with the caption " tis no man tis a remorseless eating machine " 041
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Here’s your daily reminder that republicans are racist pieces of shit www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...democracydocket.comRepublicans rush to redraw electoral maps just hours after SCOTUS guts Voting Rights ActThey might be too late for 2026... but not 2028. 010
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I would agree with you but then we’d both be wrong 000
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026all these warehouse fires going down, people are calling them Warehouse Luigi’s. In other words:media.tenor.coma cartoon character with a purple hat and the name waluigiAlt: a cartoon character with a purple hat and the name waluigi 010
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The original Dragonheart begs to differmedia.tenor.coma man on a horse is standing next to a large dragon in a fieldAlt: a man on a horse is standing next to a large dragon in a field 110
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Every time hail falls an angle loses a kidney stone ☺️👼 030
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026We all agree this is what he sounds like, right? It’s not just me?media.tenor.coma man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying i am bleeding making me the victorAlt: Wimp Lo from the movie Kung Pow saying “i am bleeding making me the victor” 000
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026On the one hand, in a vacuum this is cool shit from a dystopian science fiction sort of angle. On the other hand, this is some dystopian real life science shit. 😭 110
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Because they see the word “Brown” and feel like that’s more than enough allyship 020
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Bonus image: the great terror in prison because he cannot control himself when the vacuum is on. 010
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Okay, taking a break from doom and gloom to show off this honey cake I made complete with honeycomb shape. 2131
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I have money on “uhhhh I haven’t see it so I don’t know. I can’t comment on that”. It’s a classic. 020
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Ngl even just using fresh herbs to grab as needed is so nice 110
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026This is one of those games that I’ve bought multiple times over the years…. And it doesn’t look like that’s stopping 020
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of bender from futurama says shut up baby i know itAlt: a cartoon of bender from futurama says shut up baby i know it 010
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I gotchu homie youtu.be/Sycfsbu0sys?...youtu.beTracy's Troubled Childhood | 30 RockYouTube video by 30 Rock Official 280
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/202610/10 no notes. Would 100% eat it thinking it was real only to realize it half way but by then I have to commit and finish swallowing to not be rude while you’re yelling at me from across the room demanding to know how I get in and to stop eating your projects. 110
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I just want to point not that not 30 seconds after making this joke I got a follow from Custom Erotic. Clearly I have a future 120
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Clearly they’re mistaken. Everyone knows the nipple eyed snapper is the most erotic of all the fish. 140
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026“What’s wrong babe, you havent touched your tuna tatas?” 000
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Babe wake up, new vegan slander just dropped 010
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026If his supporters could read they’d be livid! Livid I tell you. 3684
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Seriously, each and every one of you are dishonest cowards directly contributing to this insanity. Show the full goddamn quote cowards @apnews.com 010
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026“Whoever”media.tenor.coma close up of a man making a funny face while smoking a cigarette .Alt: a close up of a man making a funny face while smoking a cigarette 010
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Hey, don’t be shy. Make sure everyone sees it 68320
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Hey @nytimes.com why don’t you stop being dishonest and actually include the full quote instead of sanewashing what he says. YOU’RE part of the problem www.nytimes.com/2026/04/05/w... 020
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Nazi’s don’t take their boots off your neck just because a bunch of people showed up with signs and asked nicely. Just sayin’ 🤷🏽 010
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026If you ask someone to disagree with you and they refuse, are they doing what you asked or not? 000
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 28/03/2026There are 37 A-list British actors. Gary Oldman plays 11 of them 000
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026@netflix.com @whitehouse-47.bsky.social Not trying to yuck on anyone’s yum but this feels like a really weird time in America for a dating show where the main gimmick is age gaps. Just saying #ageofattraction 091
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026In my defense I thought they were talking about those little snacks waiters bring around on trays at parties. Y’know, whores devours 000
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Imagine losing your primary because you’re not considered enough of a right wing fascist 030
El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Wake up to the realization that you were born in the 1900’smedia.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt onAlt: a close up of a man 's face rapidly aging 031