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El pollo Diablo

@e1pollodiablo.bsky.social
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Tired and radicalized. But mostly tired.

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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In the middle of a heat wave and there’s an oppressive smog blanketing the horizon reminiscent of 1990ms Los Angeles. I’m half expecting the predator to start making its rounds hunting gang members.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
AI meeting notes are the corporate equivalent of body cam footage. If someone turns them off you know shit is about to go down.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“The air tastes a little sweeter and less hateful this morning 😌”
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If we can’t speak ill of the dead then just speak positively. Like say “it’s a good thing they died”
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When the nicest thing someone can say about your death is that they don’t care, you may not have lived the best life.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Let’s play a fun game, list things that have lasted longer than the Confederacy. I’ll start: RuPaul’s Drag Race.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That just means you made the drink more efficiently. Same end result with half the effort!
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Reminder that Swifties have more of right to claim heritage than southerners. Taylor Swift’s music career has lasted 5x longer than the confederacy. Happy 4th of July and fuck these Nazi chuds.
A group of Nazi’s standing in front of Union station
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Im a glass half full kinda guy so for me its “My farts smell like natural hot springs”
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Some of you mfs never learned that sugar is a wet ingredient and it shows 😤
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Anyone else remember “solar FREAKING roadways”
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Pete Kegsbreath once saw a black man get promoted and he made it his personal mission to never let it happen again.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I miss when everyone agreed that Nazis and pedophiles were bad people.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
How do you fear monger garlic powder? I’ve always been taunt that when adding garlic you keep going until you start feeling afraid…then you at a bit more.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Some people will try to gaslight you saying not talking to them because of politics is like cutting someone off just because you like different movies. And they’re right. I like comedies, they like snuff films.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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a cartoon of a man with the words " tis no man tis a remorseless eating machine " below him
Alt: The captain from the Simpsons with the caption " tis no man tis a remorseless eating machine "
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Here’s your daily reminder that republicans are racist pieces of shit www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
democracydocket.com
Republicans rush to redraw electoral maps just hours after SCOTUS guts Voting Rights Act
They might be too late for 2026... but not 2028.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I would agree with you but then we’d both be wrong
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
all these warehouse fires going down, people are calling them Warehouse Luigi’s. In other words:
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a cartoon character with a purple hat and the name waluigi
Alt: a cartoon character with a purple hat and the name waluigi
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The original Dragonheart begs to differ
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a man on a horse is standing next to a large dragon in a field
Alt: a man on a horse is standing next to a large dragon in a field
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Every time hail falls an angle loses a kidney stone ☺️👼
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We all agree this is what he sounds like, right? It’s not just me?
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying i am bleeding making me the victor
Alt: Wimp Lo from the movie Kung Pow saying “i am bleeding making me the victor”
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
On the one hand, in a vacuum this is cool shit from a dystopian science fiction sort of angle. On the other hand, this is some dystopian real life science shit. 😭
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Because they see the word “Brown” and feel like that’s more than enough allyship
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Bonus image: the great terror in prison because he cannot control himself when the vacuum is on.
A corgi watching behind a baby gate.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I could not bee-lieve it
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Okay, taking a break from doom and gloom to show off this honey cake I made complete with honeycomb shape.
A deliciously baked honey cake in the shape of a honeycomb.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I have money on “uhhhh I haven’t see it so I don’t know. I can’t comment on that”. It’s a classic.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Ngl even just using fresh herbs to grab as needed is so nice
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This is one of those games that I’ve bought multiple times over the years…. And it doesn’t look like that’s stopping
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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a cartoon of bender from futurama says shut up baby i know it
Alt: a cartoon of bender from futurama says shut up baby i know it
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I gotchu homie youtu.be/Sycfsbu0sys?...
youtu.be
Tracy's Troubled Childhood | 30 Rock
YouTube video by 30 Rock Official
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Im so tired of the Y’all Queda crowd
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
10/10 no notes. Would 100% eat it thinking it was real only to realize it half way but by then I have to commit and finish swallowing to not be rude while you’re yelling at me from across the room demanding to know how I get in and to stop eating your projects.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I just want to point not that not 30 seconds after making this joke I got a follow from Custom Erotic. Clearly I have a future
A follow notification from Custom Erotica
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Clearly they’re mistaken. Everyone knows the nipple eyed snapper is the most erotic of all the fish.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
“What’s wrong babe, you havent touched your tuna tatas?”
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Babe wake up, new vegan slander just dropped
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If his supporters could read they’d be livid! Livid I tell you.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Seriously, each and every one of you are dishonest cowards directly contributing to this insanity. Show the full goddamn quote cowards @apnews.com
Trump posts unhinged rant saying “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD
J. TRUMP”
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
“Whoever”
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a close up of a man making a funny face while smoking a cigarette .
Alt: a close up of a man making a funny face while smoking a cigarette
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Hey, don’t be shy. Make sure everyone sees it
Truth social post from Trump saying “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD
J. TRUMP”
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Hey @nytimes.com why don’t you stop being dishonest and actually include the full quote instead of sanewashing what he says. YOU’RE part of the problem www.nytimes.com/2026/04/05/w...
Trump commenting “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD
J. TRUMP”
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Nazi’s don’t take their boots off your neck just because a bunch of people showed up with signs and asked nicely. Just sayin’ 🤷🏽
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If you ask someone to disagree with you and they refuse, are they doing what you asked or not?
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
There are 37 A-list British actors. Gary Oldman plays 11 of them
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
@netflix.com @whitehouse-47.bsky.social Not trying to yuck on anyone’s yum but this feels like a really weird time in America for a dating show where the main gimmick is age gaps. Just saying #ageofattraction
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
In my defense I thought they were talking about those little snacks waiters bring around on trays at parties. Y’know, whores devours
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Imagine losing your primary because you’re not considered enough of a right wing fascist
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Wake up to the realization that you were born in the 1900’s
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a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on
Alt: a close up of a man 's face rapidly aging
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