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El pollo Diablo

@e1pollodiablo.bsky.social
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Tired and radicalized. But mostly tired.

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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In the middle of a heat wave and there’s an oppressive smog blanketing the horizon reminiscent of 1990ms Los Angeles. I’m half expecting the predator to start making its rounds hunting gang members.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
AI meeting notes are the corporate equivalent of body cam footage. If someone turns them off you know shit is about to go down.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When the nicest thing someone can say about your death is that they don’t care, you may not have lived the best life.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Let’s play a fun game, list things that have lasted longer than the Confederacy. I’ll start: RuPaul’s Drag Race.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Reminder that Swifties have more of right to claim heritage than southerners. Taylor Swift’s music career has lasted 5x longer than the confederacy. Happy 4th of July and fuck these Nazi chuds.
A group of Nazi’s standing in front of Union station
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Im a glass half full kinda guy so for me its “My farts smell like natural hot springs”
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Some of you mfs never learned that sugar is a wet ingredient and it shows 😤
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Anyone else remember “solar FREAKING roadways”
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I miss when everyone agreed that Nazis and pedophiles were bad people.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Some people will try to gaslight you saying not talking to them because of politics is like cutting someone off just because you like different movies. And they’re right. I like comedies, they like snuff films.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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a cartoon of a man with the words " tis no man tis a remorseless eating machine " below him
Alt: The captain from the Simpsons with the caption " tis no man tis a remorseless eating machine "
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Here’s your daily reminder that republicans are racist pieces of shit www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Republicans rush to redraw electoral maps just hours after SCOTUS guts Voting Rights Act
They might be too late for 2026... but not 2028.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
all these warehouse fires going down, people are calling them Warehouse Luigi’s. In other words:
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a cartoon character with a purple hat and the name waluigi
Alt: a cartoon character with a purple hat and the name waluigi
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We all agree this is what he sounds like, right? It’s not just me?
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying i am bleeding making me the victor
Alt: Wimp Lo from the movie Kung Pow saying “i am bleeding making me the victor”
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Bonus image: the great terror in prison because he cannot control himself when the vacuum is on.
A corgi watching behind a baby gate.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Okay, taking a break from doom and gloom to show off this honey cake I made complete with honeycomb shape.
A deliciously baked honey cake in the shape of a honeycomb.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Babe wake up, new vegan slander just dropped
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Seriously, each and every one of you are dishonest cowards directly contributing to this insanity. Show the full goddamn quote cowards @apnews.com
Trump posts unhinged rant saying “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD
J. TRUMP”
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Hey @nytimes.com why don’t you stop being dishonest and actually include the full quote instead of sanewashing what he says. YOU’RE part of the problem www.nytimes.com/2026/04/05/w...
Trump commenting “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD
J. TRUMP”
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If you ask someone to disagree with you and they refuse, are they doing what you asked or not?
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
There are 37 A-list British actors. Gary Oldman plays 11 of them
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
@netflix.com @whitehouse-47.bsky.social Not trying to yuck on anyone’s yum but this feels like a really weird time in America for a dating show where the main gimmick is age gaps. Just saying #ageofattraction
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Wake up to the realization that you were born in the 1900’s
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a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on
Alt: a close up of a man 's face rapidly aging
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
War like these make more sense when you take into account that politicians realized it’s cheaper to worship veterans than it is to take care of them
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Change my mind: Gwenpool and Superboy Prime are essentially the same character.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Reminder that conservative 2A advocates were never advocating for equal protections. What they meant was THEY needed weapons to defend against “criminals” ie people of color, and a “tyrannical government” aka democrats. The only thing they’ve sever stood for was their own right to violence.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
So let’s get this straight: * If you protest peacefully, they’ll shoot you. * If you try to peacefully remove yourself from the situation, they’ll shoot you. * If you follow the law and exercise your 2A right, they’ll shoot you. How long before people start shooting back?
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
“Stop calling us Nazis!” Says the people going door to door asking for your papers and dragging you out of your home and throwing you in an unmarked vehicle to ship you off to god knows where if they don’t like your answer.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
So youre a race car diver? Thats racis- wait
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
How do I know MAGA is morally bankrupt? All their “proof” and explanations are just variations on why she deserved to die
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
It’s been a long year
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Yearly reminder that Spy Kids and Machete are canonically in the same universe.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Fuck southern pride and their heritage. Taylor Swift’s music career has lasted longer than the confederacy. Swifties have more of a claim to heritage than southern confederates.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I really dgaf about people entering the country and living here illegally 🤷🏽‍♂️
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
American Pie remake but using Taco Bell’s new Baja Blast Pie. Live mas
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Is there anything more soul draining than a hazelnut coffee made from the office “fancy” coffee machine? There’s something about the associating between hazelnut and corporate apathy.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Fuck Harry Potter, watch The Last Unicorn instead
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a cartoon of a man and a woman with the words " there are no happy endings because nothing ends " on the bottom
Alt: a cartoon of a man and a woman with the words " there are no happy endings because nothing ends " on the bottom from The Last Unicorn
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
-A living wage -Guaranteed healthcare -The right to join a union -The right to vote -The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family -The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence These are the foundations of real freedom.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Is there anything more cathartic than when pieces of shit eat shit? litter.catbox.moe/63bc01czhxt0...
litter.catbox.moe
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 19/10/2025
This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Okay guys let’s be serious. Just because they have a group chat praising Hitler and making other racist and antisemitic jokes doesn’t mean they’re Nazi’s. That’s just normal Republican talk.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Now I’m not grammarmatician but seems to me if you’re anti-antifa then you’re pro-fascism?
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Me: It’s been a long week. Coworker: But it’s only Tuesday? Me: BuT iT’s OnLy TuEsDaY 😒
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Does anybody even like those hand sensor operated bathroom sinks? I’m standing here at the office doing Naruto hand signs trying to summon some water jutsu
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a cartoon of a man shaking hands with another man in an orange jacket .
Alt: Close of of Naruto’s hands making jutsu signals
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
“This ain’t my first rodeo,” -Me, at my second rodeo.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Current state of the Republican Party summed up in one picture
Mark Rubio giving Trump the sloppy toppy
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Picture of Kkk member next to an ICE again, with the caption reading “Now available in tactical black”
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Forgot to post this yesterday but Happy Spooky Month
A cat in a witch hat with the caption that says “it’s October 1st. It’s spooky time.
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El pollo Diablo @e1pollodiablo.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
“StOp CaLlInG uS nAzI’s!” -Says the party doing blatantly Nazi shit.
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