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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

YES to this thread. This. Yes. All of this. 👇👇👇 (There are more messages – please click through and read because all of them are important.)

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🎃Bushybritches🎃 @bushybritches.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Dearest fic writers! Pope Leo wants you to keep writing FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD! YOU HEARD HIM! HEED THE CALL!! SMUT! SMUT! SMUT!!

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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Agree with basically everything in this thread. (Including the bit about being a librarian lol)

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Cliopadra | ➡️ TIC7 21.-23.8 | S3 ending hater @cliopadraart.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Just got out of an unnecessarily long end of year meeting, so have a bunch of sleeping ineffables because I was so bloody sleepy and doodling was the only thing helping keep me up gfghdgfdgf #goodomens

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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Ash 🐈‍⬛✨🐦‍⬛ @wildistheash.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Az has this guy screaming in his face to join the war and he’s like, “No, I won’t be doing that, actually.” Then defies direct orders and finds a way back to Earth. Badass. Miss me with the underestimations of him. He may not do it as flashily as Crowley, but he stands his ground.

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The Ineffable Con 😇🥂😈 | AntichristMAS 12.12 @theineffablecon.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

We have it on good authority that there is stock reserved for countries that will be added to the store later. As the store is in beta, we’d imagine the team will be checking there’s none of Crowley’s 🐀 in the system before an official launch shortly. #GoodOmens

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valeria ☆ @bowtiedino.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

An excellent reminder that you can find in the FAQ section of the Good Omens store:

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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

To all friends: free new item for your blocklist! (I'll be blocking them when I've posted this message, so I expect I won't see your replies, sorry.)

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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Tfw you wish Bsky had a laugh react (because I truly can't be arsed to debate this random stranger going into my mentions; we only have so many characters and I've already been labelled hysterical 😂) Here I thought I'd left the idiotic debate climate of Xitter and Facebook behind...

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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

To be clear, I don't know who the named account is, so I don't truly know either way. But after an acquaintance had their art wrongly accused of being AI generated recently and got severely depressed from it, I get a bad taste in my mouth seeing other accounts accused of the same. (cont'd)

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Bloom @bloomxyt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Here we go again! Another Good Omens painting from last year! This one is titled “Serpent’s Vow” (AKA, the one you see in my profile photo) #GoodOmens #Aziracrow

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SpooKey 👻🐈‍⬛ @keyrex.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Saving everyone a click. This @radiotimes.bsky.social article is a couple blurbs from yesterday's SFX Good Omens article, but more than half is a retelling of the NG drama (nothing new). Give it a pass. #GoodOmens #DavidTennant

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Sleepyskele-They find each other in every Universe @sleepyskele.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I'm offering to draw something for literally any money you can spare Ive been trying to get out of this debt for months, because one month i didnt receive financial aid from the gouvernment (that I needed back then to live) and had to go into debt to pay my rent and stuff. My Kofi is in my profile

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лося @elkmrlos.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

🔞 elevator smut comic! someone’s going down.. in the up #goodomens3

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SpooKey 👻🐈‍⬛ @keyrex.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Request for those who want to discuss the #go3 soundtrack in any way: Please keep it to private chats, DMs, etc. Adding the same spoiler tag #go3spoilers that's been used for officially released content, like promo pics and the trailer, is not the same. #GoodOmens

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TheCortex @the-cortex.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Hey #goodomens friends. If you saw the track titles earlier, can you talk about them by number instead of name? Or in DMs and the like? It would mean a lot to those of us trying to avoid them until after S3 ^^

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Andrea C. White @andreacwhite.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

told myself i would wait for s3 to actually come out to start painting stuff but couldn't resist the temptation so here's a quickish thing #goodomens #GoodOmensFanArt

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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

So um y'all who've been rewatching the thing continuously for the past 6h... who is that saying "Something's wrong"? Because that doesn't sound like Frances McDormand. Or Quelin Sepulveda. Or Miranda Richardson or Elizabeth Berrington or anyone else I imagined it being for a moment or two... #gos3

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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Ok so I just need to state for the record that I am kind of mildly annoyed that a Muriel video appeared on my feed just after I posted this, lol. This was NOT meant as a serious guess. I was genuinely just being irritable 🤣🤦‍♂️ Fucking hell, you can't even joke about shit nowadays can you 🫠

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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I know... I... know. It's just... 😕 My plan for the ending is built on the idea that we don't know what'll happen, and... I guess I just wanted it to have a moment when it's finished and fits into canon all neatly. Now it can only have that if I change the plan. And it'll be fine... I'm just...sad.

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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I won't be done with my longfic before and that's okay. I won't be done with my longfic before and that's okay. I won't be done with my longfic before and fuckfuckfu I really really wanted to be done with my longfic before 😭 ...and that's... nnnnngh

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/04/2026

This is the face of a lunar scientist who has just been told that the #Artemis II crew saw SEVERAL impact flashes (the flashes when meteors hit the lunar surface) in real time 😃 🌓💥

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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Yeah, I'm pretty sure what it says is that the *character* is a non-binary British-Palestinian drag queen. Unclear headline for sure

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Envil @darkwillowz.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Jesus "The Second Coming" Christ being played by a Queer Palestinian actor!?!? I've only dreamt of good casting like this! 🙌 #GoodOmens3

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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Users of Creative Cloud, look out! As always, one can never trust Adobe not to screw one over.

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FirerMcFirer @aradfirer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I made it my life mission to reference this as many times as I can

A tweet by @Llama In a Tux (dated Sep. 10, 2022):
Don't you understand? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys. And every day we produce an endless number of words. And one of us already wrote Hamlet

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kels 🎀 @softcrowley.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

what kept us going through all of what you name was...well, us. yes the fandom has gone through iterations of toxicity as all do. but, on the whole, this fandom is comprised of the most kind, uplifting, & generous people, who just want the positive impact that is a & c's love story to be felt by all

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Prof Ineffable Toreshi @traceylynntobin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

If anyone happens to know a user named frenchtoastandsourdough, I'm still trying (and failing) to get a hold of them about their FTH win. I've emailed multiple times to the address FTH supplied, and tried messaging on Tumblr, with no result, and I can't find any other social accounts to try.

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kels 🎀 @softcrowley.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

fuck off

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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Another massive corporation running marketing campaigns based on the misconception that they're our cool neat friend? I really shouldn't be surprised...

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cassieoh @cassieoh.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Its so lucky that their individual stays/garter proclivities line up so well tbh #goodomensnsfw #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow

Digital watercolor of aziraphale and crowley. Aziraphale is standing and wearing a shirt and socks with stays and crowley is kneeling in front on him wearing only socks with garters. They are both hard and aziraphale is pressing his dick to the underside of crowleys chin

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FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs @funkyearthchild.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

That is EVERY. Scientific fact.

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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Should I post these here too? Scorn and the Saint-Maker (a murder mystery/ineffable romance/who-turned-them-human GO fic) Ch. 52 (rated T): But I can prove them wrong archiveofourown.org/works/568215... ✨ Crowley is rudely reminded of old history, and gets a message from someone unexpected.

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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

ShxjjcxlzGgfgdsfdsk 😍😍❤️🤩🥹🥹❤️😍

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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Lovers to enemies. #GoodOmensNSFW

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Helen @helenm40.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Little trans girls are being kicked out of Girl Guides due to lawfare funded by JKR. Don't watch this, don't promote this, stop pretending Harry Potter is harmless fun.

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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Haha don't worry, that temptation worked in about .2 seconds 🫠🫠🫠 Funny how it just got very warm in here all of a sudden...

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beardo | E-rated Good Omens bullshit @e-rated-beardo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

*blinks* 🫠👀 *swallows* 🥵 Unfair of you to just put something this *affecting* right on my dash where I can see it actually 🫠

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DOG of BLUD @dogblud.myatproto.social · 14/03/2026

I see this every once in a while and tonight OP gets to be the effigy I light on fire for this: AI is the best way to make your ADHD symptoms worse. You are getting quietly addicted to the dopamine high of feeling like you got something accomplished and you didn't. OP is ableist/giving shit advice

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