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David Zorn

@dzorn.bsky.social
213 followers 248 following 89 posts

comedy writer / video editor / linen slinger / Page Finalist, Page QF, Big Break QF, Emerging Screenwriters Finalist / lapsed bostonian / dog person

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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Hey congrats David!
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Congrats Andrea!
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Thanks Adele!
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Congrats Stacey!
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Wow!! I just found out I won Best Comedy Screenplay at this year's Page Awards. 🙂 Super psyched! #scriptsky #pageawards
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Super psyched and thankful to the Page Awards for making my action comedy Speed Dating a 2025 Finalist. #scriptsky
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Why is no one talking about the bigger crime of paying to see Coldplay?
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Schumer caves more than a Thai boys soccer team
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Nice! Congrats Andrea!
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The Onion needs to start looking for a job.
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
💯
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Heads up, Department of Iversityday, Quityeay and Clusioninay
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Only 1,461 days to go
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Congrats!
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I have zero interest in his new book My Kampf
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
LA friends, if you’ve lost your home, I’m so sorry. In case it helps, here’s some stuff I wish I’d known: 1. Make detailed contemporaneous notes about every conversation you have with your insurance company.
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
And for everything to be combobulated
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I know right? Such a weird phrase too "fire in your voice." I've never heard that before.
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Actual email subject line today from the Tone Deaf Dept at Stage 32: Do Not Lose The Fire In Your Voice In 2025 #scriptsky
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Seeing the outpouring of support for those impacted by the LA fires is heartwarming and restoring a little bit of my faith in humanity. We're on the edge of the Palisades fire but thankfully unaffected so far, other than the smoke which has caused some apocalyptic sunsets.
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Sandi DeMita Dalomba @sandidemdal.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Per KTLA.com Help for 1st responders and displaced residents • Joe's Pizza - Free pizza • Norms - Free meals for first responders and firefighters from Jan. 9-12. • Sizzler locations in Van Nuys, Los Feliz, Palmdale and Fox Hills - Free meals for first responders and evacuees
ktla.xn--co-g3t
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
For SoCal friends, Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can. For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
A knife that's just been used to slice bread can go back in the drawer. Bread doesn't count.
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Ugh. Awful.
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God @thegodshow.com · 07/01/2025
Thou shalt not promise lower grocery prices and then deliver war against Panama, Canada, and Greenland.
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Crazy
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Venice Beach sunset with smoke from the Palisades fire
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Ugh. I was on Montana around 10:30 and saw some little puffs of smoke and thought uh oh. Crazy winds
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
A original Picasshole
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Luke Littler, 17-year old dart champion, looks old enough to hang outside the liquor store and ask himself to buy alcohol for himself
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Currently writing a dork comedy
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Yep feature and a pilot
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Can't go wrong with Oban!
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah from our tree to yours!
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
People calling Jeff Bezos elitist scum for spending $600 million on his wedding need to remember it's not just for oligarchs, he also invited 400 worker robots
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Obi-wan Kenobi: "there is no gap in my resume."
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Same.
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
🤣
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Besides it was chilly. 68 and breezy
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I do it so you can live vicariously though me.
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Haven't been down to the beach in a while. Still pretty sandy. #beachsky
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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a man with red hair and glasses is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Hi, yes, I would like to return this timeline.
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
100%. And the cinematography...
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
$500 to laser resurface my cat is outrageous.
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Other than why Jersey, kind of feel like this is exactly what an alien invasion would look like.
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
A government of the billionaires, by the billionaires and for the billionaires
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Has anyone considered that the UFO drones could simply be part of an elaborate gender reveal party?
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David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
People of BlueSky: Let's get to know each other better! What is one of your favorite movies? Quote share your answer only in GIF form:
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