David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Wow!! I just found out I won Best Comedy Screenplay at this year's Page Awards. 🙂 Super psyched! #scriptsky #pageawards 5130
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Super psyched and thankful to the Page Awards for making my action comedy Speed Dating a 2025 Finalist. #scriptsky 2130
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Why is no one talking about the bigger crime of paying to see Coldplay? 000
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Heads up, Department of Iversityday, Quityeay and Clusioninay 010
Reposted by David ZornAysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 08/01/2025all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art 263164534380
Reposted by David ZornDavid Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 09/01/2025LA friends, if you’ve lost your home, I’m so sorry. In case it helps, here’s some stuff I wish I’d known: 1. Make detailed contemporaneous notes about every conversation you have with your insurance company. 461959919
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I know right? Such a weird phrase too "fire in your voice." I've never heard that before. 010
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Actual email subject line today from the Tone Deaf Dept at Stage 32: Do Not Lose The Fire In Your Voice In 2025 #scriptsky 261
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Seeing the outpouring of support for those impacted by the LA fires is heartwarming and restoring a little bit of my faith in humanity. We're on the edge of the Palisades fire but thankfully unaffected so far, other than the smoke which has caused some apocalyptic sunsets. 010
Reposted by David ZornSandi DeMita Dalomba @sandidemdal.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Per KTLA.com Help for 1st responders and displaced residents • Joe's Pizza - Free pizza • Norms - Free meals for first responders and firefighters from Jan. 9-12. • Sizzler locations in Van Nuys, Los Feliz, Palmdale and Fox Hills - Free meals for first responders and evacueesktla.xn--co-g3t 11157
Reposted by David Zornderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/01/2025For SoCal friends, Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can. For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla 80121739865
Reposted by David ZornRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 08/01/2025A knife that's just been used to slice bread can go back in the drawer. Bread doesn't count. 2884928260
Reposted by David ZornGod @thegodshow.com · 07/01/2025Thou shalt not promise lower grocery prices and then deliver war against Panama, Canada, and Greenland. 645274745504
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Ugh. I was on Montana around 10:30 and saw some little puffs of smoke and thought uh oh. Crazy winds 010
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Luke Littler, 17-year old dart champion, looks old enough to hang outside the liquor store and ask himself to buy alcohol for himself 000
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah from our tree to yours! 020
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 22/12/2024People calling Jeff Bezos elitist scum for spending $600 million on his wedding need to remember it's not just for oligarchs, he also invited 400 worker robots 010
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Obi-wan Kenobi: "there is no gap in my resume." 030
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Haven't been down to the beach in a while. Still pretty sandy. #beachsky 110
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 18/12/2024media.tenor.coma man with red hair and glasses is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .ALT: a man with red hair and glasses is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . 020
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Other than why Jersey, kind of feel like this is exactly what an alien invasion would look like. 000
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024A government of the billionaires, by the billionaires and for the billionaires 000
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Has anyone considered that the UFO drones could simply be part of an elaborate gender reveal party? 010
David Zorn @dzorn.bsky.social · 13/12/2024People of BlueSky: Let's get to know each other better! What is one of your favorite movies? Quote share your answer only in GIF form:media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is drinking from a mug that says foxALT: a man in a suit and tie is drinking from a mug that says fox 011