DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 8hi don't know when it was a thing but i had to make the joke that my dream kit for decav was just the kit that already exists + nobody cares about (except for me) 000
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sir I don't think you work for our IT department here I'm gonna have to ask you to leave 1150
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026first time drawing without a computer in many many many years 1101
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026time to play low ink with a weapon i've only been playing for a week. this can only go well 040
Reposted by DzNutsKonggrey @wintersgrey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026fa post im a new player plz i need a team so bad LOL 094
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 21/09/2026literal first 20 seconds of my first game playing blaster in sendouq (i haven't touched the weapon before today) and i get a quad. insane 020
Reposted by DzNutsKongMars @vi-spl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Looking for a new team to tryout for! Hit me up on Discord at vi.mk1 sendou.ink/u/vilikebye #splatoon #compsplatoon 1158
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Progress! (assume everything you see here is still incomplete) 050
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not much I can do but keep my head forward and try to get into a routine with melatonin though atp lmao 000
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If I can't though it's REALLY gonna suck. I play Splatoon for the mental aspect of it and having that completely gone sucks everything I enjoy out of the game, not to mention this meta being both particularly unfun in a vacuum and also really unfavorable for Decav at this level 100
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Even if I get out of this I'll still be the worst player on my team but it'll be far more exciting when I'll have actual takeaways from every game and when I'll be able to adapt to what's going on instead of being stuck autopiloting and hoping that it works out. Here's to hoping I can sleep better 100
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If there's one thing I have to complain about with my current, much better life, it's that I'm still not used to having to wake up at 7 AM every day and every Splatoon session is a coin flip between kinda normal and me just being completely useless Can't really practice well either like this 120
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 14/09/2026From left to right: Deez: Decav Katz: Jr / Pro Shades: Heavy / Stamper Isaac: Slosher Gray: a bunch of stuff and for last week we also had AgentKame: various frontlines 010
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Flame Runners (joined by MaskedKatz and @shadowedm.bsky.social this week) got 4th at Shopping Spree two weeks in a row. Super happy with the results as of late we've been killin it And since it hasn't been said here yet I'd like to welcome @isaac4m2.bsky.social as the Flame Runners's new fourth! 180
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I have a job now so Riptide next year is DEFINITELY a possibility and it's super exciting thinking about that 020
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Dual Override info (Proto Man looks sick!), MKWorld update I've wanted since Day 1, and Meccha Chameleon on Switch is way more than I expected and so I'm thrilled w this We didn't get Mario Kart Wii Deluxe though which sadly means it's a 0/10 direct actually 020
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i know nobody cares but HE KEPT IT FROM ZA LETS GO!!! 060
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 07/09/2026saving this screenshot so we will forever be known as the third best team in the west 2140
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thought i'd share a screenshot from a coding project i've been messing with in free time. not even done yet but i really like how it looks so far 061
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026after this today i lost 50 bucks in a smash ultimate tournament because my character is extremely dysfunctional and gutted from the last game. i should probably just pick up steve but bottom line i have had a particularly rough day for tournaments LOL 170
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 30/08/2026i mean it's all good. tbh i'm just happy with how i played today in general, i was a big reason we played so well on retake which is really uncharacteristic for me, esp cool for me after the aforementioned slump 050
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 30/08/2026pickup made a41 gold bracket and lost r1 to a team that ignored the skillcap / at the very least broke a ton of rules. i played a big part in us getting a pretty cool upset in groups despite coming off of a pretty big slump so i'll take it 2130
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 30/08/2026wait this team is the only one that beat my team today. i had no idea man LOL 030
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 28/08/2026the highest paint output i've had on a decav game. i locked in 060
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026And for the record, there's nothing wrong with dropping a game! I love Splatoon 3 but learning that took me working through two pvp games I don't like nearly as much. If you have the time, try other games out. Worst case you'll come to learn more about yourself and your true opinions on the game. 061
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I don't follow the sentiment that the whole community is doomer just because we collectively dislike a patch, BUT with certain comments I've seen / certain accounts being 80% posts complaining about Splatoon, there are some people here who definitely should not be playing this game anymore LOL 4161
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I agree with most of the common community sentiments about current meta and this patch in particular, but this is all I felt I could add to the discussion that I haven't seen talked about much yet 020
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Random thoughts - 52's nerf is prob meant to just nerf it in solo queue, not comp at all. Still needs gutted - The devs need to react harsher to ill-received metas rather than treating them all the same - I PRAY endgame S3 looks nothing like this. I don't want the game to be remembered for this 2121
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The S3 balance patch nature of nerf top tier main weapons + buff mid tiers + repeatedly buff low tiers w smaller changes across the board WILL trend the whole game closer to where upper mid-tiers started as the game progresses A weapon as overtuned as 52 eventually becoming top-tier was inevitable 150
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026hitting this during bracket felt pretty cool #compsplatoon 081
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I play Decav both because a slow, AoE-less, short-ranged weapon forces you to approach engagements very differently, plus I have a lot of good to say about the Splatana weapon class in general lmao 010
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Big Wilson has been deployed at the workplace computer 2114