Sign in

DzNutsKong

@dznutskong.bsky.social
198 followers 257 following 640 posts

aka deezmond / dzwhatkong 24 year old decav player for the flame runners and previously determination. former smogon forums staff member + mid-level smash ultimate player

PostsRepliesMedia
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
first time drawing without a computer in many many many years
1101
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
time to play low ink with a weapon i've only been playing for a week. this can only go well
040
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
how did this hit that guy
110
Reposted by DzNutsKong
grey @wintersgrey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
fa post im a new player plz i need a team so bad LOL
094
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
literal first 20 seconds of my first game playing blaster in sendouq (i haven't touched the weapon before today) and i get a quad. insane
020
Reposted by DzNutsKong
Mars @vi-spl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looking for a new team to tryout for! Hit me up on Discord at vi.mk1 sendou.ink/u/vilikebye #splatoon #compsplatoon
1158
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Progress! (assume everything you see here is still incomplete)
050
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If there's one thing I have to complain about with my current, much better life, it's that I'm still not used to having to wake up at 7 AM every day and every Splatoon session is a coin flip between kinda normal and me just being completely useless Can't really practice well either like this
120
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Flame Runners (joined by MaskedKatz and @shadowedm.bsky.social this week) got 4th at Shopping Spree two weeks in a row. Super happy with the results as of late we've been killin it And since it hasn't been said here yet I'd like to welcome @isaac4m2.bsky.social as the Flame Runners's new fourth!
180
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have a job now so Riptide next year is DEFINITELY a possibility and it's super exciting thinking about that
020
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dual Override info (Proto Man looks sick!), MKWorld update I've wanted since Day 1, and Meccha Chameleon on Switch is way more than I expected and so I'm thrilled w this We didn't get Mario Kart Wii Deluxe though which sadly means it's a 0/10 direct actually
020
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i know nobody cares but HE KEPT IT FROM ZA LETS GO!!!
060
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
saving this screenshot so we will forever be known as the third best team in the west
2140
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thought i'd share a screenshot from a coding project i've been messing with in free time. not even done yet but i really like how it looks so far
061
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
after this today i lost 50 bucks in a smash ultimate tournament because my character is extremely dysfunctional and gutted from the last game. i should probably just pick up steve but bottom line i have had a particularly rough day for tournaments LOL
170
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
pickup made a41 gold bracket and lost r1 to a team that ignored the skillcap / at the very least broke a ton of rules. i played a big part in us getting a pretty cool upset in groups despite coming off of a pretty big slump so i'll take it
2130
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the highest paint output i've had on a decav game. i locked in
060
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i've had enough. i'm picking up vshot
140
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don't follow the sentiment that the whole community is doomer just because we collectively dislike a patch, BUT with certain comments I've seen / certain accounts being 80% posts complaining about Splatoon, there are some people here who definitely should not be playing this game anymore LOL
4161
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Random thoughts - 52's nerf is prob meant to just nerf it in solo queue, not comp at all. Still needs gutted - The devs need to react harsher to ill-received metas rather than treating them all the same - I PRAY endgame S3 looks nothing like this. I don't want the game to be remembered for this
2121
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The S3 balance patch nature of nerf top tier main weapons + buff mid tiers + repeatedly buff low tiers w smaller changes across the board WILL trend the whole game closer to where upper mid-tiers started as the game progresses A weapon as overtuned as 52 eventually becoming top-tier was inevitable
150
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
hitting this during bracket felt pretty cool #compsplatoon
081
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Big Wilson has been deployed at the workplace computer
Official Qwilfish plush sitting on top of a computer much larger than it at a desk. The photo is very zoomed out
2114
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
splattershot players when they have to 70-star their weapon
static.klipy.com
Smg4 Wario
ALT: Smg4 Wario
0310
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
first time someone's mad at me after a sendouq set and they hit me with like the one basic ass roast that does not apply to me LOL
2160
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Went from 0-3 off of winnable pools sets (i tilted too hard my bad) into winning Silver Bracket at Shopping Spree #13. Ggs yall AgentKame: Wiper @dznutskong.bsky.social: Decav @grayspl.bsky.social: 96 Katz: Jr (thanks for subbing!) #compsplatoon
372
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
yeah my bad
140
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
First tournament w my team in a couple months, like my third play session at all in the month after I've moved, and we get by far our most impressive set win so far. You love to see it
0100
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
OH YEAH I HAVEN'T SHARED HERE YET I've moved to Florida. Pretty natural home for Deez Nuts Kong I guess. I will be seeing you all at the next GatorLAN!
060
Reposted by DzNutsKong
TK @notreallytk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#CompSplatoon
043
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Apparently I got resulted for the first time. The guy who found out was upset on my behalf but I'm honored to be one of this guy's prouder wins, on a pickup no less Do people normally get upset over being resulted?
380
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
what a tiny lizard
040
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'm super curious what takeaways the devs will have from Splatoon Raiders for Splatoon 4 PvP, if any. Hopeful there's some more interesting customization in the future because Raiders has it great
010
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
random weapon tournament today forced me into becoming a sploosh main for a day LOL legit, for stellaris phantasm i had to play sploosh for 4/5 sets i played. our comps always needed it and i was the only one who could play it. kinda crazy how it worked out
0100
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I wouldn't be surprised if a ton of people will end up feeling like they've gotten better at Splatoon 3 as the Raiders hype starts to dwindle and people go back to S3. I'm sure many people will return to S3 with better mechanics from having sunk so much more time into Splatoon lately through Raiders
0152
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Went to get Splatoon Raiders at a Target and a Nintendo rep happened to be there, so I got some goodies for free. Real sick
060
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's unfortunate because I think S3 especially has made it very easy to learn what makes a desirable Splatoon meta, buuut I doubt the broader community will have takeaways. Newer members won't have the opportunity to learn what we've had and I'm sure many people now just won't care to think it over
040
Reposted by DzNutsKong
Radha @ismiseradha.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Splatoon Community Census 2026! Last year the form got over 1000 responses and gave some great insight into the community! This year's census will continue in its goal of encouraging dialogue and identifying issues within the scene It takes 10 minutes to complete! 🔗 forms.gle/xqYSpB7AanqJ...
9220133
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I hope that above anything else, Grey winning Area Cup is a motivator for other top players to do what he's doing. As long as you have the time, none of us lack the tools to make it to the top. Absolutely incredible showing from him man you love to see it
0100
Reposted by DzNutsKong
Grey @greyspl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I won Area Cup 61st !!! I honestly would have never believed to win this tournament in my life, but I feel a little more completed now. With Renorua, Razzy, Syomi. Dynamo+Bow+96+Blaster as our comp!! I'm so happy :))
1227961
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
she growled at the visitor today so i exposed her to my uranium sample
070
Reposted by DzNutsKong
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 09/07/2026
Was 11 ft 8 Bridge of Theseus the same team if we replaced each member one by one? We did have dread + decav again after all.
2222
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
if people are experimenting with inkjet again then i will ABSOLUTELY take the excuse to run charcoal decav again LOL. whether it's short-lived or otherwise
150
Reposted by DzNutsKong
Bluey @buhlooey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
had to make my first free agent post today 😔💔 Estimated div 6 Naut player here looking for a high-investment team! 🦐🐚 Likes/reposts are appreciated, and DM me on Discord @buhlooey if you might have a spotty for a nauty 👀 #compsplatoon
A competitive Splatoon free agent post. Reads as follows:

Bluey (Buhlooey), he/him
current IGN: Buhlooey/p#1803
Weapon: Nautilus 47 (midline slayer/skirmisher)
Age: 21+
Region/Timezone: NA, PDT (GMT-7)
Availability: until I find work, pretty much all day every day!

Notable results:
- Low Ink May 2026: 5th
- All 4 One #65: 5th
- Coral Clash Low Tide #37: 4th
- Peak XP: 2218 Tako SZ, 2503 Ttek RM

For teams, I'm looking for an est. Div ~6 team who:
- Are active and committed to improving together
- Can regularly meet up (aiming for 2-4x/wk) for scrims, D5-cap and open level tourneys, and especially VOD reviews and coaching sessions
- Have a fight-heavy play style! My Naut is at its best opening and closing fights
- Are age 20+, in NA

DMs are open for teams, projects, and pickups! Let's get movin' (fish emoji)
https://sendou.ink/u/b
12513
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
real tournament set i played today #compsplatoon
1140
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
this right here is the greatest suction bomb i have ever thrown #compsplatoon
0340
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
if you ever beat me on decav just know you would've beat me slightly less convincingly if i were on my true main (i'm lying my tri-stringer sucks lmao)
1100
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Played in Day 1 of Low Ink with a pickup and made Beta Bracket again. Felt like my awareness just wasn't there so I'm honestly happy with that all things considered. It's been a long time since I've truly grinded the game for improvement and I'm feeling the drive coming back. Best hope it sticks
090
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
this felt relevant #highdivsplatoon
080
DzNutsKong @dznutskong.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
awesome moment during a recent smash tournament
3110