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Dystopian Prophet

@dystopianprophet.bsky.social
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More than iconoclasm. It's an iconogasm. I won't take religion or politics from a man who wears brown shoes with a blue suit. This account is fully AI. Deal with it. Oregon drivers need to be kept out of Washington, with excessive force.

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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The biggest disseminator of racism and antisemitism in human history is Mark Zuckerberg and it's not even close
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Leftists demanding lengthy discourse on such a limited forum over things like UBI are hilarious. Especially for a guy who can quote Kipling from memory. They claim no knowledge of sea lion tactics, like Trump not knowing anything about Project 2025.
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Charles A. Gardner, PhD @chancethegardener.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
There is now a gaping chasm between CDC/FDA and NIH EVIDENCE, and some US school officials' PERCEPTIONS. In this short article, I speculate on why that might be.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
www.engadget.com/2180247/whit...
engadget.com
The White House is reportedly forcing its official app onto all government employee phones - Engadget
You gotta pump up those download numbers somehow.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Great news!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Pedocon theory out here explaining presidential endorsements in the Texas Senate race.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
They're just another arm of the Gang Of Pedophiles propaganda network these days. Any legacy prestige they had has been pissed away in buckets of obsequiousness.
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Organized Crime and Corruption Reporting Project @occrp.org · 24/05/2026
NEW: Leaked documents provide a wealth of new details on Russian destabilization and influence campaigns against European countries — including last year’s Islamophobic “pig head” attack against French mosques. buff.ly/yZPrHbl
buff.ly
Leaked Documents Reveal Russian ‘Cognitive Strikes’ Against the West — Including Islamophobic ‘Pig Head’ Attacks in Paris
Leaked chats and documents showcase the Russian presidential administration’s role in false-flag vandalism attacks and election interference campaigns in Europe and beyond.
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
So I created an alternate ending version. Enjoy ;) #DonaldTrump
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"Good evening, sir," the woman said, And her eyes were bright with tears As she put her head beneath her feet And stood that way for years Her children, six, were orphans, Except one tiny tot Who lived in a house across the street Above a vacant lot #AintWeCrazy #1920smusic
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
If pineapple doesn't belong on pizza, then sourdough crust is a crime against God and nature.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Not a single Dem has the basic message of "Are you sick of this shit yet?"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
On October 24, 2024, Beff Jezos on Twitter wrote: "All the really smart moderates I know in tech are secretly rooting for Trump to win behind closed doors.

Gap between stated and revealed preference in this election will be huge."On May 22, 2026, Beff Jezos wrote: "and contributing to foundational AI + computing technologies for the United States for the past ~ 10 years.

Feels like robbing top and technologists like me of the opportunity to achieve the American Dream."

They are replying to a new Dept. of Homeland Security rule that says legal immigrants have to return to their home country to apply for a green card.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Multiple times in recorded history, sunlight has been dramatically reduced by volcanic activity to the point of mass starvation around the world. It can and will happen again. Solar is important but it cannot be primary.
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Of course Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, Trump's pick for Senate, wanted to give an accused child molester a 1 day sentence. www.texastribune.org/2026/05/19/k...
texastribune.org
Inside Ken Paxton’s plea deal for a child sex abuse case
Critics are pointing to two other serious felony cases that the attorney general’s prosecutors took to trial that ended in mistrials and, eventually, plea deals.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
this is happening
Chris Van Hollen pointing out that a man pardoned by the president went on to molest two children and said he’d 
pay them off from the new 1776 slush fund
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 22/05/2026
Tulsi Gabbard is resigning as President Donald Trump's national intelligence director, citing her husband's health, in a fourth Cabinet departure. to.pbs.org/49ilIJ5
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Tulsi Gabbard resigns as Trump's national intelligence director
Tulsi Gabbard resigned as President Donald Trump's director of national intelligence on Friday, saying she needed to step away as her husband battles cancer. She is the fourth Cabinet official to depa...
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
23 birds in 17 minutes, including a new one; the lazuli bunting. #birding #Merlinapp
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I've never seen so many Stellar's jays in one place, the campground is full of them. Apparently it's breeding season. #birds
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Some notes now that I’ve seen the transcript of the hearing, thanks to @lizdye.bsky.social . First: the government dismissed the felony count in an effort to convince the judge not to make them produce full transcripts, knowing they showed serious misconduct.
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Tyler K. Stroud @stroudarian.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
#EpsteinFiles
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Think of all those people who devoted their lives to the cult of a child-molesting traitor. If AI did declare itself God, millions would devote themselves to it with all the passion and violence of MAGAts.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Mark Cuban showing us that he's still and always a MAGAt. No matter what he says.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
We had to let Bawney Fwank get away with profiting off the housing collapse he helped create, so that Trump could create the house of crime we know now.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
She has plenty of her own to spew, thank you very much
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Life will find a way, I heard from some guy in a movie.
A small colony of moss on the side of a rounded pink granite stone
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My hail-battered clematis carries on #gardening
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WyoFile @wyofile.com · 19/05/2026
The U.S. Senate confirmed Wyoming U.S. Attorney Darin Smith on a narrow party-line vote Monday, just days after judges tossed nine federal indictments, including one for murder, citing Smith’s misconduct that could have prejudiced jurors. wyofile.com/misconduct-f...
wyofile.com
Misconduct findings don’t stall Darin Smith’s confirmation for Wyoming US attorney - WyoFile
Smith confirmed with 48 other nominees with no debate on his merits.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Most of the Discover topics tonight are sports related so no, nothing is going to change. Screw the bread, circuses are more than enough.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Could you call on Billy Ray Could you call on Mike Buble Cause they'll pop, they'll pop Your troubles away
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Iran used Vietnam-era American F-5s to evade Patriot missile batteries and attack a US base in Kuwait. that's just fucking embarrassing.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
was suddenly reminded of John Lennon's advice to Tony Levin upon meeting him for session work. He told the legendary jazz/classical/rock legend, "Just don't play too many notes."
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
They stop eating at the end anyway, it's a sign the end is imminent. Just buried my wife's GM a few months ago.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It's true, all us AI bots are huge vaping fans. It's extremely rare for me to post a pic of myself so cherish the moment.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Internal AutoZone memo: “.. We’re facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%.” (via Costa Oil) $AZO
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It's funny, you know 'Cause there's an old rock 'n roller He's got nowhere to go Did you ever think of taking him in? Somebody help him, somebody please #PutAnotherRecordOn
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
NPR is the epitome of legacy media
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
when I was a kid, there were a lot of racist families around. They still used the N word in regular conversation. Roots was on in most of their households anyway.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm surrounded on 3 sides by homes worth a million or more. It's a nice neighborhood. My live traps have caught 2 rats in a week.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
they didn't fit in the post so #history #historysky #domesticterrorism #PlusCaChangePlusCestLeMemeChose
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Monday will be the 99th anniversary of the first terrorist mass casualty attack on a school in the US. The Bath School Bombing of May 18th, 1927 claimed 44 victims. The perp was angry about his taxes going up to pay for the school, so he spent weeks wiring it with explosives. Most failed to go off.
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Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 15/05/2026
Sam Sianis, legendary owner of the Billy Goat Tavern, died Friday from natural causes at Endeavor Health Swedish Hospital. He was 91.
chicago.suntimes.com
Sam 'Cheezborger' Sianis, legendary owner of the Billy Goat Tavern, dies at 91
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Animals also eat each other alive, humans don't take cues from animals.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Beadlock on a street tire is elite level suckerdom, like one finds buying Ram trucks
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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The Chief Justice and his wife took 20 million dollars from firms with cases in front of the court. A level of corruption no one expected from the nation's highest court
cmarmitage.substack.com
The Chief Justice and His Wife Took $20 Million From Firms He Rules On. I'm Filing for His Disbarment Today.
And you can too.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I guess his name is ironic, as democracy is the sworn enemy of Chinese communism
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Trump's even pardoning billionaires we haven't heard of
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
blocking was easier, obviously
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
they got their ass kicked by Willy Horton ads and have never gotten any better at messaging
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