Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 13hI was today years old when I found out he was previously married to Kimberly Guilfoyle 20 years ago. He can be a good messenger, but I have no interest in finding out if he's a good person. 000
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 14hI am (obv) not Jewish and didn't understand the joke without additional background knowledge, but I (obv) love a good dad joke. 000
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 14hJudges keep fucking around and finding out that presumption of regularity is very difficult to maintain in Trump 2.0. 000
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 18hOk, next admin: raid Melania's home looking for immigration paperwork. Yes, I'm that petty. No, I don't care that it would be doing the exact wrong things they did. 231
Reposted by DyshekiNick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026In my mind the defining feature of Trump II is that is ✨actually✨ a kakistocracy. RFK Jr and Russ Vought have very little in common politically, but they do share one essential quality: they are absolutely the worst person alive for the jobs they have. 181377231
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Wait, what? You're allowed to do this in a shootout??? When did that happen? 010
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026What is up with the decision to have Sid's line out there right now? They've been bodied defensively, so let's have them out there to defend with the goalie pulled, sure. 110
Reposted by DyshekiKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15928747021348
Reposted by DyshekiLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4083519910594
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have a gold standard science experiment to propose . . . 120
Reposted by DyshekiColin Williams @colinbwilliams.com · 06/10/2026INBOX: Allegheny County has a confirmed measles case, an unvaccinated minor. If you shopped at Target on McKnight Rd. on 10/1 between 3:45 and 5:45 p.m., you may have been exposed. 13341
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comthousands of years agoALT: thousands of years ago 000
Reposted by DyshekiAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You really can’t make this shit up. 790150134408
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wish I knew more about Mike T's gaming habits, it would have been awesome to hear. But holy shit could you imagine the yinzer uproar after every loss? "Too much time in Tomlin City - Mike should not have hobbies and spend every waking moment of every day thinking football". 000
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I love that I'm seeing some @bobgrove91.bsky.social posts because now it's time for some hockey 🐧 020
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In an 8 team league after 3 weeks, my team leads in total points with 55 more points than the second place team (429 - 374). Yet I'm 1-2 because I hate fantasy football. 000
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Get fucked Eric Schmitt (it's so sad how low the bar is for a Senator anymore) 020
Reposted by DyshekiPrasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/20265 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables 833727947
Reposted by DyshekiMichael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Every. F*cking. Time. The. Same. Story. Make a big fraud claim that doesn't hold up on inspection. The goal is to create doubt, not provide truth www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/u...nytimes.comFrom 15,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada FizzleIt was the Trump administration’s latest stumble in its effort to find proof of widespread noncitizen voting, despite decades of evidence that it is extremely rare. 341459559
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Had a visitor outside this morning. What's he doing? Wrong answers only edition @jod-33.bsky.social said the squirrel was trying to move the planter. I said they were trying to play hide and seek with someone else. 010
Reposted by DyshekiAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Okay, this is an incredibly, incredibly cool discovery. The brain stem is a different organ? 28389100
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you want to feel better about anything, make sure to read about the Beetlejuice show groper lady. 010
Reposted by DyshekiPurple Monkey Dishwasher @hayekandhockey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Vaccine hit me like 05018
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I turned on the game a few minutes late. First play, fumble. You're welcome Steelers nation. 110
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not sure who needs to hear this, but we have soggy bottoms in the near future as a new GBBO starts next week. 010
Reposted by DyshekiKelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 13/09/2026Detroit Lions LB Derrick Barnes came to the game today in matching Spider-Man suits with his son 😭 1035726682
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I guess this is what happens when you become a conspiracy theorist. You see things as they aren't. 000
Reposted by DyshekiDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I resigned from ExxonMobil today. I spent the last three years doing fossil fuel extraction research at both BP and ExxonMobil. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to maximize extraction while the window to act closes, and gambling with our lives. More below. 145136944889
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The year is 2026 and a new character is being added to Heroes of the Storm.static.klipy.comSurprised Cat Reacts to Other CatALT: Surprised Cat Reacts to Other Cat 000
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Apparently being a consultant means I'm also now a vibe code fixer and I want to punch people. 000
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"Thank you Milton Friedman, your legacy is intact." - Nearl, probably 000
Reposted by DyshekiLifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is why the internet was invented... #LifuX #Dogs #Dogsofbluesky 301929520
Reposted by DyshekiBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026I've been Black long enough to have at least some built-in 'yup, people be racist, and yet we move' defense systems But ngl shit can still sometimes be...jarring! Like seeing this, openly and shamelessly, and knowing Gorsuch had him in his chambers, and that he helps pick federal judges. Sickening! 933044676
Dysheki @dysheki.bsky.social · 07/09/2026static.klipy.comBlazing Saddles: Simple Farmers, MoronsALT: Blazing Saddles: Simple Farmers, Morons 010
Reposted by DyshekiJeremy Berg @jeremymberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026New email to Director Bhattacharya to start Labor Day weekend regarding the secret transfer of appropriated funds to the Department of Defense. 15506168