𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 19/11/2025One of my biggest character flaws is how materialistic I am. My idea of a perfect life is one where I get to do an unboxing everyday. I want The Courier Guy at my gate every morning just to start my day off right. 110
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 17/11/2025What fragrance smells like the colour RED? I'm wearing my Xerjoff Allende for the first time on my birthday this week but I feel like it may not match my outfit. #FragranceSky #perfumesky 030
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Tomorrow I'm attending the 3rd funeral of someone I love in the span of 4 months. 2025? Ngimnandi ngawe👍 110
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Maqhawe would've been 19 today. I just overheard my neighbours singing happy birthday to someone else rn. Mpilo? Ngiyakubonga shame. 000
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now. 010
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 15/07/2025My brother said if I were ever in a comatose state he would play me the most annoying song on repeat... guess who's in the ICU now? 010
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Example: A lady at work is going through IVF and I'm so anxious about it not working out. I don't know her enough to form an opinion on whether or not I think she'll make a good parent but the thought of my discomfort over her sadness if it doesn't work makes me so anxious. 000
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 19/06/2025When I pray I pray for random people I have no actual investment in because the thought of their sadness in my presence makes me extraordinarily uncomfortable. I wonder what that's called. 000
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Maskandi lyrics are goated😭 I'm sorry. I see why Joburg people dislike Zulu people but the experience of being Zulu is goated😭😭 000
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 08/06/2025media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man wearing a hat and a scarf .ALT: a black and white photo of a man wearing a hat and a scarf . 000
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 08/06/2025They're not getting the Driver's championship either. I'm just glad F1 isn't Yuki's ultimate dream. 100
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I'm in the early stages of convincing my mom that her and I should get matching tattoos. She's already seeming keen. My dad is gonna be so mad😭😭😭 000
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I'm at work. Someone just came into my office, farted and left?? 220
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Uuuhhmm??media.tenor.coma man is standing on a subway train talking to another man who is holding a gun .ALT: a man is standing on a subway train talking to another man who is holding a gun . 011
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 28/05/2025This is my hill. We are too impatient. Take your time. 001
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 22/05/2025The part where Trump plays a montage of videos kind of dusted me off I can't lie.😭 000
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𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 19/05/2025He's so just and has unflinching integrity. He'll make a phenomenal judge one day. 010
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 19/05/2025This morning my best friend was admitted as an attorney of the High Courr🥺🥺 our justice system is in good hands. 030
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 16/05/2025What do people talk about in their first therapy session? 000
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 16/05/2025All my friends' dogs have strange medical problems. One is epileptic, one has arthritis and one's a dwarf??😭 000
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I overshared so much today😭 I genuinely want to vomit. 010
𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 13/05/2025As funny as the "refugee" thing is, it's only the first step. America has BIG plans for us. We're VERY fucked. 010
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𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Good friends are so life changing.🥺 May we all be blessed with them. 023
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𝓞𝓲𝓵 𝓞𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓼 @dyptique.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Anytime I hear the phrase "Double stack" I get flashbacks of Ferrari in Monaco 2022... instant heart palpations 010