Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Giant keeper who constantly engages their tinies in hobbies and activities whether the tiny wants to or not (or even is very able to do said activity at their size), but is genuinely very patient and interested in helping the tiny engage with the activity and improve their skills. 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As a secretary bird, my instinct is to stomp you. As a micro, though, this mostly just looks hilarious. 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is one of my favorite themes. Even though I want to shrink, permashrink would take some serious convincing. 041
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Femme avians and reptilians without mammalian breasts are dramatically under-appreciated. 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The problem with kissing is it makes me think about how much I’d rather be IN your mouth. 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Owner came home drunk last night. She finally called me her pet!!! I thought nuzzling her fingers at every opportunity would never take. So validating honestly. 0243
Reposted by DynahAled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Miniature birds 56 - Secretary bird 61012236
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m going to be home alone this weekend. It sure would be inconvenient to abruptly shrink… 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026There is nowhere more comfortable to sleep than in someone’s sock change my mind. 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026First time new job requires people to actually come into the office for a meeting. “Oh, we didn’t realize…you were a micro…” 010
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The really embarrassing thing about being a micro secretarybird sometimes is that your WPM is trash when you have to literally walk across the keys. 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I am a latecomer to this opinion, but I know it is true now. 010
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Day 6,935 of being unsure if I’m trans or just have a femme ’sona. 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 27/08/2026How many people’s macrofurry awakening was Digimon by accident? The answer may surprise you. (But probably not.) 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Aren't macros always very popular? I feel like they are outnumbered by micros at all times. 010
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“Telling me important things I’ll need to know at this size” is one of my love languages. Maybe my only love language. 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The best kind of giant is well-meaning but plagued by occasional frightening clumsiness, a bit of an ego, and the implacable certitude that they know what is best for tiny folks when they absolutely do not. 010
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Giants wearing shoes is deeply underrated. As are giant shoes not currently being worn. …this is a normal thought to have, right? 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I feel that. Sometimes it is weirdly tough to have a normal conversation! 010
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026No utterance in the English language has ever spoken to me more than this one. 010
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Oh geez, there's a siren? Now everybody's going to knowwwww 010
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The recognition of that particular pair of heels, all the times I’ve seen them casually from a different angle, now monumental. Idle thoughts about that one time I’d awkwardly said, “Oh, your shoes are really cute,” in the elevator. 120
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 17/08/2026As a micro, being introduced by my new macro caretaker to their other charges is socially terrifying but also so so exciting. 110
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The irony of my recent obsession with being a secretary bird is that they stomp their prey to death, which would be AMAZING if I had a single macro bone in my body. I don’t even like crush. Why am I like this? 010
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Normalize shrinking your friends and using them as game pieces. (I’m your friends.) 120
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 20/07/2026It’s only natural to get to know everyone in the home. Obviously. 020