Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Femme avians and reptilians without mammalian breasts are dramatically under-appreciated. 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The problem with kissing is it makes me think about how much I’d rather be IN your mouth. 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Owner came home drunk last night. She finally called me her pet!!! I thought nuzzling her fingers at every opportunity would never take. So validating honestly. 0243
Reposted by DynahAled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Miniature birds 56 - Secretary bird 61010235
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m going to be home alone this weekend. It sure would be inconvenient to abruptly shrink… 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026There is nowhere more comfortable to sleep than in someone’s sock change my mind. 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026First time new job requires people to actually come into the office for a meeting. “Oh, we didn’t realize…you were a micro…” 010
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The really embarrassing thing about being a micro secretarybird sometimes is that your WPM is trash when you have to literally walk across the keys. 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Day 6,935 of being unsure if I’m trans or just have a femme ’sona. 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 27/08/2026How many people’s macrofurry awakening was Digimon by accident? The answer may surprise you. (But probably not.) 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The best kind of giant is well-meaning but plagued by occasional frightening clumsiness, a bit of an ego, and the implacable certitude that they know what is best for tiny folks when they absolutely do not. 010
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Giants wearing shoes is deeply underrated. As are giant shoes not currently being worn. …this is a normal thought to have, right? 000
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 17/08/2026As a micro, being introduced by my new macro caretaker to their other charges is socially terrifying but also so so exciting. 110
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The irony of my recent obsession with being a secretary bird is that they stomp their prey to death, which would be AMAZING if I had a single macro bone in my body. I don’t even like crush. Why am I like this? 010
Dynah @dynahkelbim.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Normalize shrinking your friends and using them as game pieces. (I’m your friends.) 120