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DYM & EYV

@dym-eyv.bsky.social
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The official account for competitive Splatoon teams Drinking Your Milkshake (DYM) and Eating Your Veggies (EYV)! pfp and banner by EYV's TearablePuns

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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@lavender-spl.bsky.social - crying 😭 @elloganspl.bsky.social - sobbing 😭 @nextgen5.bsky.social - mourning😭 @mar-spl.bsky.social - weeping 😭 @timokthy.bsky.social - wailing 😭
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Drinking Your Milkshake got 2nd in Silver Bracket for Shopping Spree! Unfortunately though, it's with great sadness that we announce this was our last tournament with our wonderful frontline and brush player, Timokthy. We wish him luck as he steps away from comp to pursue life adventures!
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
DYM broke our cursed of 5th place by... getting 15th in FTIU 😅 we won bronze bracket at least! ggs to all the teams we played, we had some really close sets!!
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Drinking Your Milkshake has been busy but! we celebrated our THIRD birthday this week!! 🎉🎉🎉 That makes us old by comp team standards right?? Thank you all for the support 💜
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Get in here! It's cozy in the bottom of the barrel! DYM got Silver Barrel in @optical-drop.bsky.social's Bottom for the Barrel tournament!! ggs to everyone we faced (also can y'all admit that playing non-meta weapons is very whimsical)
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Drinking Your Milkshake has a new team banner!! now our Sendou page looks extra cute! thank you so much @ghosthoodie.bsky.social for bringing our inklings and octolings to life!
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Drinking Your Milkshake will be playing in this!!! we're excited to show everyone our... basically normal weapon comps. (pls bully Eating Your Veggies into playing as well)
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
DYM gave up our milkshakes for tea and got 5th in Teacup #34!! we will win soon, trust @mar-spl.bsky.social: bamboo/L3 @elloganspl.bsky.social: jr @nextgen5.bsky.social: machine/pro/dread @lavender-spl.bsky.social: explo @timokthy.bsky.social: assortment of brushes/luna
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
yes.
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
exactly💯💯💯 we also think it pairs nicely with our beliefs in wealth redistribution. no one should have too many clams in one go.
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
it has been quiet here... but fear not! we've been working really hard at improving at the game. think we're gonna reach top level soon with our gameplay?? #highdivsplatoon
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
yeah!!! Drinking Your Milkshake runs an explo comp! (Eating Your Veggies has been convinced to convert over to explo 💔 @andykei.bsky.social abandon your bow)
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
but seriously though, playing against top teams is always a really fun challenge :) (NextGen abandoned us to go hiking instead of playing smh how dare he go touch grass)
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Drinking Your Milkshake played NAL Week 5 and placed 21st out of 33 teams! We can't believe we lost against Moonlight though, the games were totally sooooo close
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
found the number #1 fan of the DYM & EYV captains 🥰🥰🥰
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
DYM got Gold Bracket (5th) in FTIU102!! @lavender-spl.bsky.social: got a flat tire, worked overtime, barely made it on time, controller stopped working, plant fell off desk<3 @timokthy.bsky.social: ... @elloganspl.bsky.social: ... @nextgen5.bsky.social: ... @mar-spl.bsky.social: *stuck in traffic*
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Drinking Your Milkshake and Eating Your Veggies have a brand new icon and banner!! Thank you to EYVs very own Tear for the wonderful art!! we should probably name our new mascots...
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
DYM got Gold Bracket in STSW: Homeland Edition #9!! ggs to all the teams we played! @lavender-spl.bsky.social: hydrationmaxxing @mar-spl.bsky.social: bagalmaxxing @nextgen5.bsky.social: pettingandithecatmaxxing @timokthy.bsky.social:lunchmaxxing @elloganspl.bsky.social: squishyjrmaxxing
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Ellogan @elloganspl.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
A pickup team just dropped with members from @adultswim-spl.bsky.social and @dym-eyv.bsky.social for chill FTIU shenanigans, and @cornmillz.bsky.social made a 10/10 team logo!
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
we love you!!!
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
DYM finishes LUTI with a 5-2 win against Carnival Jellies! @elloganspl.bsky.social: *forgot she had Easter plans* @mar-spl.bsky.social: mom left us @nextgen5.bsky.social: when is mom coming back @lavender-spl.bsky.social: Mom, they threw a hammer at me @timokthy.bsky.social: We miss our mother :(
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
although we've postponed the fight, we'll make sure this family-friendly event gets televised next year 💜
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
unfortunately, the captain fight has been postponed until next year. DYM & EYV live on, but we'll have to accept our low level endeavours for now.
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
As of today, Drinking Your Milkshake & Eating Your Veggies are disbanding and merging into our new team: Sipping Your Smoothie (SYS) Team captains will be fighting to the death today to determine who will lead SYS. We believe this decision is in the best interest to reach our goal of being Div X.
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
both DYM & EYV won't be making it to their LUTI playoffs but that's ok!!! LUTI has been a great time anyway and ggs to all the teams we've played! (DYM still has one more set to play)
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Drinking Your Milkshake & Eating Your Veggies would likely be down for this 💜 exhibition matches are cool!!
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
upgrading your % tired to 80
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
DISCLAIMER: even though DYM posed at Mako Mart with a Rainmaker, we do not endorse this map mode.
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
DYM wins their Week 4 set vs OFFSCRIPT 5-2! ggs to the team for the fun set! @timokthy.bsky.social: is tired @nextgen5.bsky.social: is half tired @elloganspl.bsky.social: is 70% tired BUT finally has a voice after 9 days! @lavender-spl.bsky.social: head hurty 1 @mar-spl.bsky.social: head hurty 2
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
DYM wins on game 9 for our Week 3 LUTI set vs The Goobers!! @lavender-spl.bsky.social - *slosh slosh* @mar-spl.bsky.social - *pew pew* @nextgen5.bsky.social - *vroom vroom* @timokthy.bsky.social - *smack smack* @elloganspl.bsky.social - *silent cough cough* (has laryngitis RIP)
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
*selecting weapons you like to play (or want to learn) is very important. otherwise, what's the point???
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
a recipe for weapon comp planning, the Drinking Your Milkshake way: 1. select weapons you like playing based on your general role (anchor, support,etc)* 2. choose weapon + kit based on map/mode and what vibes with rest of team (bonus points for chip damage and some ok-ish special) 3. enjoy
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
#compsplatoon
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
thank you @strings.inkling.social & @kyon2570.bsky.social for being such hype casters!!
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
DYM played our first LUTI set vs Pocket Aces! We lost 3-5 but had super intense matches and had lots of fun! Thank you to @splatoontourney.bsky.social for streaming our set (and for commenting on our wacky weapon comps) explo+bamboo is always fun to play 💜
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
DYM's first LUTI set will be streamed on LUTI Tonight!! get your milkshakes ready, cause we're about to drink them
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
DYM did not play their first LUTI set cause Lavender decided to use the team's reschedule to abandon the team and go to the mountains instead... (oops)
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Aurelian Bedw @aurelianspl.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
5-4 win for our first set in luti. ggs to future fish for an exciting first full set! need some things to polish, but the season is starting of well :D
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
EYV won their first LUTI set vs Future Fish with a game 9 knockout on SZ humpback! Tearable: "So is this the team's new favourite map? 😄" entire rest of the team: "ABSOLUTELY NOT! 😡"
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
WE LOVE YOU TOO thinking about DYMs very first LSL which is when we first faced 5/4 Encore :')
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
why aren't u managing this account then hmmmmm
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
thank you for cheering for us and being a part of our community! 🥺💜
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
there's 10 of us total surely we can come up with enough fun stuff to say LOL otherwise, we can also just post pics of our pets! that'll work 100% BUT YEAH we've have such a wonderful community and it's so fun seeing both teams grow 💜 hoping to keep going for much much longer
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
(we're working on updating our branding and on having a bigger social media presence! we'll get there eventually)
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Hi!! We're two teams: Drinking Your Milkshake (DYM) & Eating Your Veggies (EYV) we're teams of adults, with chill vibes and off meta comps! DYM's the west coast NA team, and EYV's East coast! we've also been around since 2023!
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
For LUTI S17, EYV's in Div 6 & DYM's in Div 7!! (get your 67 jokes out, we're too old to understand) we're super excited for this season, make sure to cheer for us!
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
DYM made it to round 2 in FLUTI Div C finals today! we had a great time playing 💜 note: we got accused of ddosing splatoon somehow. we would like to remind everyone that we are only interested in drinking your milkshakes, not your internet connection.
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
DYM & EYV both played in FLUTI and got to the second round in Div C finals!! ggs to all the teams we faced! make sure to cheer us on when LUTI starts!
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
bonus lavender aura farming pic
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DYM & EYV @dym-eyv.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Sipping Your Smoothie (DYM&EYV combo) played All 4 One #55! we had all the vibes and whimsy ✨ @andykei.bsky.social: "I've definitely played carbon before 😇" @mar-spl.bsky.social: "ayo let me grab some snacks first" @lavender-spl.bsky.social: "I'm clipping!" @aurelianspl.bsky.social: "ballpoint"
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