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Dylan.S

@dylanscreen.bsky.social
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Amateur Photographer, Artist, Optimist, but also a Realist. Found $46 on the sidewalk one time. #freepalestine #freehaiti #freesudan

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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 14h
Guys...I killed Lady Maria in five minutes.
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 16h
Oh.
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 16h
The Failure guys were really annoying, so I played 3005 by Childish Gambino and I won first try
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 17h
- Walk past a woman in a white gown - Goes up to an arena - Sees baby crib - Nope the fuck outta there and goes home
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me watching from afar while every problematic/non problematic Sonic-tuber under the sun is in the same room
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just realized I can run past them LMAOOOOOOO
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Immediately after they sick two hunters at once on me-it’s like this game fucking hates me or something
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I finally killed Ludwig
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now I gotta beat Ludwi-Y’know what, Max and Cheese sounds real good right now
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
IT IS DONE THAT BASTARD HUNTER IS DEAD I DID WHAT THAT OLD LADY COULDN’T HOLY SHIT, FUCK YOU
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And I lose money from BOTH fights
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
-Bought the DLC -Met Ludwig -Nothings connecting -Go to Eileen side quest to cool off -Try to kill ONE hunter -It’s actually so simple, but he pulls out a pistol that ACTUALLY does damage and he fishes for parries like crazy -KMS
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh…
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh nvm he’s right there Thank god
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is it because Yahar’gul exists now? These mfrs made a cult around the eldritch city and now that it’s real, the Hypogean Gaol is just…gone?
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait…I can’t?? The fuck??
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, Darkbeast Paul or whatever your name is: You die tonight buddy
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh my god I’ve never seen the CG cutscene before that shit is raw as hell
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Parrying the president in real life Fucking Metal
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hope you don’t stay away from the game too long that you forget how to play and you lose all your mojo 😁
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I lost...over 50,000 blood echoes... WHY DIDN'T I JUST GO BACK TO SPAWN?! I COULD'VE SPENT IT ALL, BUT THE ENEMIES KEPT GETTING RE-SUMMONED LIKE IT'S THE FUCKING TIBIA MARINER FROM ELDEN RING AND THEY FUCKING CORNERED ME
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Man pretends to drink bleach
ALT: Man pretends to drink bleach
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait, he was lowkey easy
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We’ve been staring at each other for 50 minutes
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Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dr EggsMaxxing today. Where’s that fucking hedgehog?
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So...after killing Amelia, I got a PASSWORD...to some hidden part in the town next to me... Of course I did. So I didn't have to go through the witch town. Of course I didn't. Love that they told me these things.
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What’s pissed me off the most from this playthrough is that I genuinely lock in on the FIRST attempt for these bosses, but I get too greedy or I overestimate how much damage I give and then I die when their health is like…one tap. Then it’s attempt after attempt after attempt and I’m like this
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Saly "and more" @salylockheart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Batgirl
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I nap too much My bed too comfy
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Y’know, I said I’d try to make a character for this game, but honestly to god, this game’s fuckin scary, man. It’s hard to imagine this cool guy tm when I actually get jumpscared and walk slowly through dark & narrow hallways.
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Dog @ob-underdog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Zoie still needs all the support we can get with diagnosing + follow up appointments +meds! Please share!
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As one hunt ends, another begins
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It’s Just G @itsjustgart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s crazy all the comparisons big tech makes to the invention of the atomic bomb, the device seen as so universally evil the one benefit of it existing is no one can use it.
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the fact that metroid dread is five years old and there been NO price drop is actually crazy
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AZA Rhodea (OPEN COMMS) @azarhodea.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think I might like Metroid
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It’s Just G @itsjustgart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Metroid from hit game Metroid
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✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ on Etsy!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"
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spacedawg @spacedawgspace.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
maximum carnage doodle
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This was a year ago now... Damn, this was cool. Sonic fans, can we do something like this again?
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
this is probably his best thumbnail yet
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What’re you talking about?! I don’t see any-WUEYSBUSJESUS CHRIST HOLY FUCK WHA WHAT THE WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s gonna be sad to not see your art for a while, but I hope you can find some solace in whatever else you do.
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Capitalism is a funny thing
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Dylan.S @dylanscreen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I feel like I already live a movie convention with how cartoonishly in sync we are sometimes. I would like a high school musical moment where everyone breaks into song and dance tho
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I cannot emphasize this enough: CHECK YOUR VOTER STATUS, THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING EVIL AND TRYING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR ABILITY TO EVEN TAKE PART IN THE PROCESS
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Lorenzo Hall 🍉 @lorenzohall.com · 27/08/2026
If you wached "The Bear" then you've probably heard of Gary Indiana, but the IRL place is currently two weeks without power and little is being done to fix it. A few people are helping and here's FD coverage of it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jHN...
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The Media is Ignoring Gary Indiana
YouTube video by FD Streams
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arnaerr 🦭⭑。 @arnaerr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Please share your feedback on how genAI destroys the livelihoods of artists on the official EU website. You can do so even if you're not an EU citizen. We have to be loud so the change will come, and practice shoes that voicing hatred towards genAI works ec.europa.eu/info/law/bet...
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